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Paulo Brasil (pulyx)

@pulyx.bsky.social
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Professional Young Old Man - Doing the bare minimum since 1985 (PT-BR/ENG)

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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds.
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amuro ray com saudade da roça @moara.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
ninguém manda em mim exceto o caracol no meu ouvido
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ana de armas na gira de tranca rua @heptassilabo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
mais triste q 2018 pq 2018 foi o diagnostico da doença e ontem foi a confirmação da metástase
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Paulo Brasil (pulyx) @pulyx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Com ódio de todos os 40 milhões de omissos Filhos da puta desgraçados que ficaram em casa E vão entregar o país pra facista. Torcendo pra outra pandemia levar vocês embora.
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Paulo Brasil (pulyx) @pulyx.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Porra Carmen, que pronunciamento MIXURUCA
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Paulo Brasil (pulyx) @pulyx.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Fux parece que mamou litrão de whisky antes do plenário.
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Paulo Brasil (pulyx) @pulyx.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Fux, calaboca mermão. Deixa o Dino falar na sua parte você se manifesta, caralho
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Cris @crisvector.com · 11/09/2026
Capacetes Carluxo
foto de uma pessoa em uma moto de polícia americana com um capacete comicamente grande.
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Picture of the character saw gerrera the rebel leader from star wars overlaid with a post that reads 

People who become right wing 
because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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Paulo Brasil (pulyx) @pulyx.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tinha 16, tinha acabado de voltar da escola mais cedo pois era semana de prova. Cheguei a tempo de ver uns 10 minutos antes de acertar a segunda torre. Foi bizarro. E meu irmão mais velho tava de passagem comprada pra ir pros EUA em 2002.
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Paulo Brasil (pulyx) @pulyx.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Very Cool of apple to get an Orangutan Hand Model to display their foldable set.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you decide to work for a company like OpenAI to begin with, I think it shows that your capacity for moral reasoning and your ability to accurately assess the consequences of your actions should be met with extreme suspicion. Why would I listen to someone depraved and untrustworthy?
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Paulo Brasil (pulyx) @pulyx.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
About OOT Remake's graphics, you have the floor, Jeff:
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Paulo Brasil (pulyx) @pulyx.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One thing about the Zelda OOT remake: Fuck the tasteless ignoramuses who keep saying it looks like fan made UE things. You dumb ass mfs whose aesthetic perception is equivalent to a demented donkey.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.
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Paulo Brasil (pulyx) @pulyx.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Must be pretty cool when you die and not a single soul has any reason to talk shit about you. RIP Dolly.
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Paulo Brasil (pulyx) @pulyx.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Shelly 🦑 @inki-drop.com · 05/08/2026
This baby roly poly polar bear is such a menace to their mom 😂 Video by coyukiho on IG! #cute #polarbear
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Paulo Brasil (pulyx) @pulyx.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
@gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social being exposed out hea
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
2 panel comic

Panel 1 is titled “Journalist logs into Twitter”
Image shows a Pink Guy performing a high jump. He easily sails over a tall barrier that says “Racism, Nazis, Homophobia, CSAM and Bigotry”. He smiles and waves at the reader.

Panel 2 is titled “Journalist logs into BlueSky”
The Pink Guy is doing the high jump again, however, this time, a much smaller barrier just says “Smugness”. The Pink Guy is clinging to the barrier, trying to hook his leg over it. He yells “Hnnngh I CAN’T GET OVER IT”
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Marcelo Costa @screamyell.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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dez metros @demetrius.wtf · 21/07/2026
fechado com Valter Frentista
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Paulo Brasil (pulyx) @pulyx.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Tuchel and his Lurch looking ass face should be prohibited from coaching forever.
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Paulo Brasil (pulyx) @pulyx.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Obrigatório
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Paulo Brasil (pulyx) @pulyx.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Inglaterra e o futebol mais pau mole do planeta terra
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
over the course of my life i've heard many many people say "it's too bad hitler didn't find success as an artist, maybe this could have all been avoided" and rowling really gives the lie to that
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Paulo Brasil (pulyx) @pulyx.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Great day!
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Paulo Brasil (pulyx) @pulyx.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Queira achar qual evento de filho da puta ta soltando foguete o tempo todo faz 2h aqui em BH e amassar a cabeça desse desgraçado num muro de chapisco
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 08/07/2026
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Paulo Brasil (pulyx) @pulyx.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The trio of referees for France's match is all argentinian. FIFA(rgentina).
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Paulo Brasil (pulyx) @pulyx.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
ACORDA egito.
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Paulo Brasil (pulyx) @pulyx.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
A redenção de Zico na Copa Do mundo 😭😭
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Paulo Brasil (pulyx) @pulyx.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hey Infantino, VAR this you bald bitch
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Paulo Brasil (pulyx) @pulyx.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Anula agora filhadaputa
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Paulo Brasil (pulyx) @pulyx.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Podre.
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Raj Patel @rajio.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Its been over a month and I'm still thinking about this
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Paulo Brasil (pulyx) @pulyx.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
O Império maligno vai prevalecer
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Paulo Brasil (pulyx) @pulyx.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Tem que girar a faca RDCongo, GIRA A FACA porra
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esdruxu.lice @alicebiruta.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
gire a faca imediatamente
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Tom O @vgtomo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Louisy Nácio @hellribeiro.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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Jiboia de 1.5m do Anel Viário de Limeira @gabibianco.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
VAMO EMENDAR ESSE RESTINHO DE SEMANA
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Bree @mariguilherme.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
RT pra trazer sorte 🕯️🙏
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ببونيا @bobonha.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
HOJE TEM
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Caroline Casey @cacasey.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
bsky is internet junior year abroad
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Charlinho do ABC @villon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
A vidente confundiu OVNI com O VINI
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
"I don't call him Ronaldo I call him Cristiano here is only one Ronaldo and he wore 9 not 7" Henry just hit the hardest slide tackle of the entire world cup while standing in the studio
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Paulo Brasil (pulyx) @pulyx.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Alguém coloca o raphinha num avião pelo amor de deus
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