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puffle.bsky.social @puffle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just saw this clothing on Instagram reels called The Garment. It’s a blanket with just a head hole and no arm holes that goes down to one’s ankles. I have so many thoughts about it. I hope to see a subby lesbian in one this winter while out and about.
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puffle.bsky.social @puffle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
New f1 cars can’t handle any water on track. This year just gets better and better. I’m about to become a v8 chud.
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puffle.bsky.social @puffle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This Eminem thing shouldn’t be surprising anyone because his fan base is 11 year olds who say slurs in pubg.
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puffle.bsky.social @puffle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If I were bottas I’d be having some strict words for the FIA and the danger they put me in. Narrow part of the track and literally blocking a lane.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a man sitting at a restaurant table. He is sweating. He says "Y-you have beautiful eyes".
The second panel zooms in on the man's face. He says, "I'm sorry. I'm just so nervous."
In panel three we see that a biblically accurate angel is sitting on the other side of the table.
In panel four we zoom in on the angel's face, who says "BE NOT AFRAID".
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puffle.bsky.social @puffle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am force feminizing Ryland Grace and there is nothing Andy can do to stop me.
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puffle.bsky.social @puffle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
First contact movies might be the most stressful movie type. PJM isn’t even scary and it’s terrifying. I think it’s the primate part of my brain confronting a being that is wholly alive yet so vastly different and also nearly impossible to understand. Idk. Arrival was good tho.
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puffle.bsky.social @puffle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If god didn’t want me to wear white after Labor Day then he would’ve stepped in before climate change ruined his kingdom
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puffle.bsky.social @puffle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Lost boys? Sure hope they are. They’re all girls now!
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puffle.bsky.social @puffle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Inspecting the painting in the museum the size of the wall: “Yeah this guy had some talent to do all that”
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puffle.bsky.social @puffle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I’ve binge watched so much Ted lasso this weekend that everything I read is in his cadence
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puffle.bsky.social @puffle.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Chud son to bitch daughter
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puffle.bsky.social @puffle.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Yelled at bill gates last night during my dream about a prime video sponsored f1 movie about Charles Leclerc that he should be making a new Microsoft train simulator. I hope he dreamed it too. Unfortunately this one also had Brad Pitt in it.
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Also Libby posted this banger today
Soccer the Jack Russell terrier who played Wishbone. He has one dark brown ear and one white with light brown spots. He is dressed as a Greek warrior complete with leather armor and bristled helm. Text reads: “Library kids remember who did it first.”
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Hey this thing where they try to jingle keys in your face with new project confirmations to distract from the layoffs is very transparent and sucks.
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puffle.bsky.social @puffle.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I don’t see how this is possible. A lot of big claims coming from Todd, but Bethesda has been gutted. Starfield has some of the best art direction I’ve seen in gaming, but that isn’t enough for MS. Who knows where MS takes these studios they bought, but one thing is for sure: AAA slop is coming.
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 15/07/2026
just how bad is the pending oil crisis? commodities day traders on reddit have begun to develop class consciousness
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Yes, violence and destruction always sucks and should be stopped, but every other crime is just people trying to get by, just like you and me. No wars, but class war.

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Agreed. The only way is the class war. This whole charade stinks of it in my opinion.
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Stephen @tgk.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Folks, we have a RIPCON 3. I believe this is our highest level since doing this
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puffle.bsky.social @puffle.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
TODAY HE STANDS ATOP THE PODIUM !!
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puffle.bsky.social @puffle.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Yay for Charles!!!!!!! ALL THE HOOPLA ABOUT HIM BEING WASHED. SILENCED TODAY!!!!
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puffle.bsky.social @puffle.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Jesus Christ can the FIA do fucking anything right.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
evergreen
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puffle.bsky.social @puffle.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
3 girl 1 boy friendships become 4 girl friendships when given proper time and prodding.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/06/2026
Local Church Opens Doors To Any Single Mothers In Need Of Judgment theonion.com/local-church-opens-doo…
Local Church Opens Doors To Any Single Mothers In Need Of Judgment
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puffle.bsky.social @puffle.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
F1 movie is such a weird movie to be made. So many decent to good racing movies, but this one falls short. Hits tropes, forced romance and infantilization of women. The writing is just weak.
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puffle.bsky.social @puffle.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
4th in Le Mans and somehow in f1 Ferrari strategy just got Hamilton the true lead. Incredible.
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puffle.bsky.social @puffle.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Going to sleep seeing a Cadillac in p1 at Le Mans so everyone be cool. Come 9 AM I shall be suffering my eternal torment once again (being a Ferrari fan)
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puffle.bsky.social @puffle.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Thank god for le mans this weekend. I just cannot take f1 this year. He signed forever!!! He signed here forever!!!!!!! PUT ME IN THE PADDED ROOM
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puffle.bsky.social @puffle.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I have it on good authority that the Monegasque secret police have raided the Ferrari garages and have extracted Charles to safety. They are doing show trials on the boardwalk. Max is watching from his balcony.
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puffle.bsky.social @puffle.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Another day 💔
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 04/06/2026
tumblr post from user asteroidtroglodyte:

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it's just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn't realize, I can't, it's so much, I, I... are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they're... magical, strange traveler
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puffle.bsky.social @puffle.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Commitment issues but i can’t choose my new cities skylines map
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puffle.bsky.social @puffle.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Lesbians don’t get romcoms they get Mulholland Drive and misfortune.
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puffle.bsky.social @puffle.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Brad Pitt and George Clooney doing sloppy make outs in a diner was very progressive for an action movie. Props to Wolfs for posing the brave questions: Is there room for 60 year olds in the action movie industry? Are Albanians an overdone villain? Can Gen-Z even drug run right? Pretty good movie
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puffle.bsky.social @puffle.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Honey bring me the microscope I need to find out if the gametes are attractive or not Honey, I shrunk the Gametes!!!
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alyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
nobody making art about trans women wants us to be women, even other trans people. they want us to be something pathetic and wrongly shaped, forever grasping for womanhood, forever failing. they want us to be the tragedy of gender made flesh.
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puffle.bsky.social @puffle.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Leftist commentators trying to get Dems to stop talking about trans issues when its all republicans talk about because “people will vote for material needs over hate” rings a bit more hollow when trans people are murdered every week. Not that dems fight for trans people but damn. Someone should.
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puffle.bsky.social @puffle.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I think ep 1 of The Return would have hit harder if I had to wait 25 years for it.
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Shellraiser B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The law when she said this
Adult anti-trans risk assessment from December 2023, showing 24 states that are "low risk," primarily west coast and upper eastern seaboard, with 26 states across the middle of the country in varying shades of dark red high risk.
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puffle.bsky.social @puffle.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Imagine the most beautiful back porch and yard. The birds are singing. The trees sway gently in the breeze. The light filters down just right. You have black tea w/ honey (made by local bees!). Then as you set your laptop up to start some editing THE FUCKING LEAF BLOWERS AND LAWN MOWERS START.
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fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
i will never take a plane if i could take a boat or a train. not for any environmental reasons i just think travel should be slow and laborious and soaked in an introspective melancholia that our current high speed world has robbed from us
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
mojang is hiding puppytech from you
A minecraft article reading, "While a bone cannot be equipped in the head slot in Survival mode, equipping it compulsorily by using commands causes it to appear in the player's mouth." Along with 2 illustrative diagrams showing the 2 generic player character models, Alex and Steve with a bone in their mouths.
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puffle.bsky.social @puffle.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I was transgendered by the Biden 4 Trans Task Force I am seeking financial restitution in the IRS settlement thank you
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puffle.bsky.social @puffle.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Hello it’s me, I’ve been mistreated by the evil Biden Administration.
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 12/05/2026
There is a vast mismatch between the right's commitment to making trans people a central political issue and the left's willingness to even acknowledge that this is happening. I keep seeing trans rights called fringe, wedge, and marginal. Fuckers, the POTUS rants and raves about us constantly.
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puffle.bsky.social @puffle.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
John Wick is Twilight for boys, now pure male fantasy. They even introduced a Volturri style government steeped in catholic symbolism in the second movie. Also John breaks a cardinal rule just like Edward and is sentenced to death. Sparkle for me, John.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 07/05/2026
Nathan W. Pyle comic: a guy sees his phone ringing and says hey I'm watching a live stream, can I call you back? and then keeps watching an actual stream like with water and it's very cute
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puffle.bsky.social @puffle.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Discovering new music has become a mine field especially if you like easy listening or atmospheric genres. Every unknown artist must now be vetted. It sucks.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Getting called on after zoning out in a meeting and replying "this used to be a vast prairie"
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puffle.bsky.social @puffle.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Always an Angel, Never a God 💔 #ferrari
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