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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 3h

this video should be available only to fucked up freaks on rotten dot com or liveleak, not NBC news

headline illustrated with a still from a video with a tiger standing over a man lying on his back.

the headline is "Tiger kills man who entered his enclosure at wildlife park"

the video is probably a news story without anything graphic BUT STILL

Pudge Heffelfinger @pudgeyale92.bsky.social · 18h

A polar bear once killed a guy at the Central Park Zoo - same thing. That bear was a replacement for the previous bear, shot after refusing to let go of another idiot's arm (link should start at Roger Grimsby's intro to story): youtu.be/PdUHe0B_QzY?...

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WABC-TV 6pm News, September 27, 1982

YouTube video by NewsActive3

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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 18h

Is there a cleverer way that Ukraine could have hit back at Trump doing a dirty oil deal with Putin to help him with gas prices in the midterms than turning off the army of Russian propagandists posing as heartland Americans with concerns about trans socialists?

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Pudge Heffelfinger @pudgeyale92.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I haven't worn a sportcoat to the movie theater in a while, I might have to remedy that next weekend; maybe with some jeans.

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Pudge Heffelfinger @pudgeyale92.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

And then J.D. Vance becomes Vice President...

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Pudge Heffelfinger @pudgeyale92.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I make fun of the Sainted Beltway Press a lot, but Eric is very much not that and any publication would be lucky to have him, so hire him!!

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Pudge Heffelfinger @pudgeyale92.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I've even been borrowing more library books lately instead of buying new at B&N, partially because it's too expensive, partly because I Am Out Of Room, Period, partly bc I don't want to use the precious precious gas, partly because I don't even feel like driving the 20 minutes. I'm sick of driving.

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Pudge Heffelfinger @pudgeyale92.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Also complicating things when it comes to being a clothes horse is the fact that I've barely left my house lately. I've been working from home a lot, haven't been with friends, and haven't been very interested in the many events around the DMV.

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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

as much as i hate trump voters i'll never achieve the levels of contempt he has for them

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Pudge Heffelfinger @pudgeyale92.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I'm taking one more run at the thrift stores over the next several weeks for a tailored fly front raincoat, either reversible or with button-in liner. If no luck, there's a reversible coat from England for sale in my size at O'Connell's in Buffalo and I may just order it.

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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

So, happy 89th anniversary of the day Oswald Mosley tried to sell fascism to Liverpudlians—and someone concussed him with a brick

A man in a suit, standing on top of a van with loudspeakers on it, flinches as projectiles are hurled at him

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Pudge Heffelfinger @pudgeyale92.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

This was literally me earlier when I burned the tip of one of my fingers taking some english muffins out of the toaster. They were really hot!!!!!!

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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command, and everybody ignored it. Everyone got tired of asking, "the fuck is he talking about," so they stopped paying attention altogether, except to speculate about whether that bulge was a diaper.

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Pudge Heffelfinger @pudgeyale92.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

If the operator is anything like my grandmother, who worked for Bell of Pennsylvania for decades, she already knew about the bad connection because she was listening in on the conversation:

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

ya i mean i do genuinely think that one of hegseth's goals is to drive people appalled by barbarity out of the military, because the long term plan is to make the military shoot at us, and the same guys who object to this won't do that either.

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Pudge Heffelfinger @pudgeyale92.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Irv once again at the controls, this time from July 18, 1986. Topping tonight's Eyewitness News: A killer crash in rural Western New York: youtu.be/mT4BtGCndJY?...

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1986 WKBW Buffalo July 18 News WOC

YouTube video by Random Retro Content 2

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Pudge Heffelfinger @pudgeyale92.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Oh, another Fun Train Fact I forgot to tell you the other day: the ridership of the Lexington Avenue Line in New York alone is higher than that of the entire Metro system. We can and must get the entire DMV onto the trains with the capacity we have now.

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Pudge Heffelfinger @pudgeyale92.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I am coming around to the idea that maybe we should televise executions and put them live on all networks. Let the American taxpayer and, more importantly, the politicians, see what is being done in their name.

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Pudge Heffelfinger @pudgeyale92.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Or are you afraid to watch it because you worry it might be a glimpse into your own future????

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Pudge Heffelfinger @pudgeyale92.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Strapping down J.D. in a seat with that eye thing from "A Clockwork Orange" and forcing him to watch it as he pisses his pants with fear. What's the matter, J.D., you wuss, witnessing the graphic and brutal death of another human being too much for your widdle feewings?? share.google/3EGTJdR97xes...

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JD Vance casts doubt on firing squad execution and says he won't watch it

The planned execution of Nidal Hasan by firing squad would be the first military execution in more than 60 years.

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Pudge Heffelfinger @pudgeyale92.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The Trump administration has announced that Celeron, NY's beloved "Scary Lucy" statue will be the new White House press secretary:

A bronze statue of Lucille Ball doing the Vitameatavegamin ad in a park, except the statue looks nothing like Lucille Ball, with weird bulging eyes and crooked teeth.

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Pudge Heffelfinger @pudgeyale92.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Wonder what cornfield they plucked this scarecrow out of...

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Pudge Heffelfinger @pudgeyale92.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Oh no! I'm so sorry. What stupid timing on their part, too.

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Vince Guerrieri @vinceguerrieri.com · 09/10/2026

One of the great things about my rewatching of 70s cop shows is that occasionally John Ritter shows up in one of them and kills someone. (I just saw him in what turned out to be the series finale of "Mannix," and then in an episode of "Kojak.")

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 27/02/2025

mike ditka used to have a branded resort in kissimmee florida and there were lots of staged photos of mike ditka hanging out in it. i will post a bunch of them now. sorry for hte low resolution these are from like 2008

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Pudge Heffelfinger @pudgeyale92.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Meantime, Lil Marco's eyes are starting to look fairly sunken. Is it having to handle 91 portfolios for the administration or is all the coke finally catching up to him?? Maybe both???

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Jonathan Melville @jonmelville.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Found this 1979 Rockford Files ad and now I need a poster version.

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Pudge Heffelfinger @pudgeyale92.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I saw Meatball Ron in a pre-hurricane press conference and noticed that he has completely stopped waiving his hands around like Trump. I guess he's realized he will never be President.

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Pudge Heffelfinger @pudgeyale92.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

@wmata.com Any plans to have your own memorabilia sale soon?

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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 07/10/2026

This is sexual violence as a form of terrorism. It is political violence and it is chilling and horrific, and AOC was absolutely right to be terrified that the goons (now pardoned) laying siege to the capital would rape her if they found her. Small changes won't fix this. FLIP THE TABLE NOW

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Albert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Damn rio students go hard.

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Pudge Heffelfinger @pudgeyale92.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"You'll change your mind when you have them." Tell that to my maternal grandparents, who had four kids and subjected them all to horrific mental and physical abuse.

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

alex trebek's wardrobe furnished by GUY MR GUY GUY GUY BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA

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Pudge Heffelfinger @pudgeyale92.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Just spotted this history of Big 5 basketball at the Palestra; I'm heading up there for a game in December and I'm very stoked: youtu.be/6iWHb31j0Zk?...

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Palestra Pandemonium: History of the Big 5 (Temple, LaSalle, Penn, St. Joe's, Villanova)

YouTube video by Joe’s Video Archives

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Pudge Heffelfinger @pudgeyale92.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Let's remember some 1988-89 season shows: Day by Day The Cavanaughs The Hogan Family TV 101 Midnight Caller The Van Dyke Show Tattinger's Knightwatch Paradise Beauty and the Beast Something Is Out There

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Pudge Heffelfinger @pudgeyale92.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I'm sure the news directors in the DC market dream at night of what they would consider the holy grail of news footage: a Flock camera catching a black kid on an ATV on a sidewalk in the middle of National Harbor at peak tourist hours playing The Knockout Game. They need it so bad they can taste it.

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

feel like it gets lost that he did an op ed in the Winston-Salem State student paper about how the basketball coach should be fired while being a walk-on for the basketball team

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Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Hemingway eat your heart out

r/legaladvice 1d ago u/Mooselet211
Toilet exploded

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The Economist @economist.com · 07/10/2026

The intention behind the entrance exams at All Souls College, Oxford was to create a British intellectual aristocracy. Did they fail?

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Are exams evil?

Critics of the “hardest exam in the world” might think so. The paper hints otherwise

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Now That's What I Call Cops Vol. XVII

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Pudge Heffelfinger @pudgeyale92.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

My experience has been the only time you ever see a moral panic about kids on ATVs is when the news runs the same footage three hundred times in one segment of what they (and their suburbanite viewing audience) consider "those people" riding them down city streets.

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El Gato Astronomico @astrocat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

hm wonder what it was

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Pudge Heffelfinger @pudgeyale92.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Is it a coincidence that Albritton still owned Channel 7 when Larry Hogan let the Purple Line go ahead while scotching the Baltimore Red Line in Sinclair's home territory?????

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Pudge Heffelfinger @pudgeyale92.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Of course, we all know Channel 7 wants Metro to fail so they can pile more cars onto the highways and then expand them to 26 lanes each, because Mark Hyman up in Hunt Valley thinks riders and bikers are just a bunch of soft low-T snowflakes who can eat his dust as he rolls coal.

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Pudge Heffelfinger @pudgeyale92.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This is your reminder that I do not watch Channel 7 news, and neither should you if you live in the DMV. Everything they put on their air, even if it's a ribbon cutting at a senior center somewhere or a tornado warning, is designed to serve the insidious agenda of their overlords in Hunt Valley.

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