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Pub, A Giant Tiger

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Very Much 18+ / Writer / Macro / Historical Materialist 🌹 / Husband of @StarKat1138 / Slut / / 🚫RP / 34 / Pretty Big Deal / he/him/they/them

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Latency🪫 @latencyknight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
long time no see, life nuked me
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Pub, A Giant Tiger @pubtothemax.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Get yourself a giant who will giggle as he's crushing your internal organs (pic unrelated)
A giant, golden eyed and white furred bun (Cody) with a smirk on his lips and a panther fae pinned under his paw~
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Pub, A Giant Tiger @pubtothemax.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bright and bubbly and will absolutely destroy you without hesitation is peak macro personality
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PAL @palprime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
City smash!! 🌆 🔥 Comm for @louibun.bsky.social
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Pub, A Giant Tiger @pubtothemax.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bright and bubbly and will absolutely destroy you without hesitation is peak macro personality
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Kolatti 🔞 🔜 NFC @kolatti.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Skater bun :3 and his little insole~ #kolattiart #pawsky #sizesky
Few panels shown. First one is a closeup shot of the skateboard and Kenny’s feet, with a tiny seen underneath. Second one shows Kenny storing the tiny inside the underwear. Last shot shows him skating back home, with a bulge revealing the tiny’s presence.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026
Letterboxd Holds Seance To Ask James Dean His 4 Favorite Movies theonion.com/letterboxd-holds-seanc…
Letterboxd Holds Seance To Ask James Dean His 4 Favorite Movies
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smolcol.bsky.social @smolcol.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Little late to back out
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
God Save Colleen, Butternut Sage Ravioli with Dijon Candied Walnuts. 


Longtime fans of the blog may notice that this is the first recipe I’ve featured that calls for sage! For years, I’ve been gesturing at a vague distaste for sage. (For my White Bean Soup with Brown Sugar Garlic Bread, I said, “Those with a naive palate could also add some sage, and perhaps later, Brad will ask you on a drive to Lover’s Lane.” How unspeakably rude!) You see, it’s time I come clean. It’s my husband who doesn’t like it. Actually, it’s my husband who claims he doesn’t like it.

His list of professed dislikes is infinitely long and includes spinach, mushroom, lettuce, tomato, paprika, carrot, curry powder, corn, avocado, fish, tarragon, oregano, broccoli, and much, much more. As a food lover, it has been difficult to work within his parameters, but any good chef loves a challenge. And though it stings my heart, every meal…

ADS: Paper money being KILLED in 4 nights. 

Drinking trick. Appearance of amazing drinking. 

Stop squeezing your bags! Gentle munch dot com. sloughed off into the garbage is a chance to try anew.

Imagine my surprise, then, when a few weeks ago, while out to lunch with his boss, I watched my husband happily eat a Cobb salad.

Having chosen the venue, the boss, a domineering galoot, ordered for the table. Tomato! Lettuce! Boiled egg! Some of my husband’s most reviled things, I thought. But I observed as he cleaned his plate with a smile, and as he dutifully laughed at the horrid oaf’s unrepeatable jokes.

Picture a hopelessly picky unitiate, ducking under the napkin to come face to face with an ortolan! The disgust of such a person does not begin to rival what I felt that afternoon. I said nothing of the incident. But I have been running my own set of private experiments.

The trouble, I realized, often begins when my husband asks me what’s in our meal, before even taking the first bite. Chefs delight in relaying the provenance of a dish! The preparation! The technique! But he has been using this all the while to torture me. To latch onto one dash of an herb, as a frustrated cop might a pinch of jaywalking, to sentence the whole dish to the bin.

So I have been making fabulous, decadent meals, and lying about…

ADS: Lovable Mouse Fan. 

What’s in homes to choke everyone? Your gasping family begs for the butter technique. 

YOU CAN STOP THEIR BIRTHDAYS, YOU KNOW.

what’s inside. I’ve been preparing whatever my heart desires, but when asked, making sure to stick to only to those ingredients which I know are pre-approved. Curries! Gazpachos! Do you know I made a haddock stew and said it was chicken? All lustily consumed as if he‘d never eaten in his life. How could I have ever married this inattentive rube, who would rather eat half the ingredients of two “Woppers Junior” than an artfully composed meal made by his meticulous wife?

Now, I know my husband has been lying about his distastes to anguish and vex me, so he’d have found some objections sooner or later. For this reason, I built in release valves at regular intervals. I cooked some of his favorite things—things that he frequently requests and adores, and said I’d experimented with a grating of nutmeg or a sprig of sage. (He hates sage most of all.) So he got to criticize me, and I got to watch him sadly get up, and with legs animated by pride, fight through the quicksand of our kitchen to set his full plate back on the counter. 

Do not despair, foodies! Myself, my friends, and our neighbors have frequently eaten well due to this hideous habit of his. Though he does sometimes like to employ the trashcan for more severe offenses, he couldn’t bring himself to scrape his beloved meatballs away, as if his mind was hoping it would change itself.

ADS: HUH?? I guess you’re still using expired crud. 

It pays to behave. Yum!


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Move away from this geographic feature known for spewing who knows what.Then came today’s recipe, my butternut squash and sage ravioli with candied dijon walnuts, made just last night. A quick one, as I wanted to leave time for quite an after dinner speech.

Plates licked clean, I began coyly. “I’m surprised you liked that so much. It had quite a bit of sage in it.” He sputtered. I rose.

“Because of me, your life has been full of all good things. Your heart full of love, your home full of children’s laughter, your table full of friends, and for the past two weeks, your belly full of sage! And mushrooms! And everything that makes life worth living!”

He slept at a hotel last night. His boss wouldn’t answer his calls.

I dedicate this recipe to CarolFromBristol who scolded me months ago for referring to my Crispy Duck with Black Cherry Gastrique as life-changing. “please. a recipecan never change you[sic] life,” you said.

Carol, a recipe can make you cry. A recipe can put hair on your chest. A recipe can lift your feet off the ground. A recipe can make your cat leave home and a different one can make it come back. A recipe can take an actor to bed. A recipe can change your life.

ADS: Power line 6 feet from a tree?
How more in danger could you be.
Power line buried underground?
Funeral friends come from out of town.
ExtendYourOwnLife.biz.

Ne’er-do-well bait. Scofflaw trap dot com.
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Pub, A Giant Tiger @pubtothemax.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Holy shit the way this lined up
An image posted by Oatmeal (@oatsterz.bsky.social) with someone looking down at the post below (from lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com) with the words, "Wow...thats an incredibly gay post...", with the post below reading "tom of finland (2017) great ww2 movie"
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
The NFL makes me feel like a 14th century peasant. I know I will never see the spoils of my king’s wars. It has naught to do with me. But when I learn his army won an impressive battle, maybe I give myself a heavier pour of grog. Maybe, with a wink, I throw a fresher tomato at someone in the stocks.
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bersickr @bersickr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
they're just like me fr
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
gm
Someone tweets "gotd - How the fuck can there be anti
vaccine "witches?"

If you disagree with binding an invisible malignant entity into a single drop of potin that seals a subject's blood against the full force of that very same entity's curse then you are not and can never be a witch you're just a karen who buys rocks"
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Brennan! (Comms @ 12/52) @kindofabigseal.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Little comic about my 3 cats and their Methods of Cling~
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You haven’t hear Choosin Texas because you live in a secluded liberal bubble. I haven’t heard Choosin Texas because I spend every waking moment with noise canceling headphones on listening to recitations of Confucius’ Annalects. We are not the same
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objet petit ott @isheoughtto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
rt if u know why he did that
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Introducing Gurpo
A drawing of a small blobby figure inside of an enclosure with string coming off it, with text saying "introducing Gurpo, the new wearable personal assistant. Gurpo is not a computer program, he's a real tiny guy who is trapped inside your medallion necklace. 
Gurpo hates you, but is incapable of doing anything about it, and he has to answer your questions or he gets electrocuted. It's non-lethal.
If you shake his enclosure hard enough, gurpo will throw up!"
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 28/09/2026
Last Day to Get These 😃 bsky.app/profile/dsoa...
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 28/09/2026
Garffeld Pt 15
3 panel Garffeld comic: panels 1 and 2, Nergal is sitting next to Garffeld who thinks, "Nergal thinks himself a comely cat; a picture of vanity. I hate vanity."; panel 3, Nergal thinks, "Envy is no less a sin deserving of hate in the eyes of God."
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Achilles 🌺 @inuwoo.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
— "Summer heat" Rendered Fullbody for @dexchillviber.bsky.social
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Pub, A Giant Tiger @pubtothemax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Cloaker cock ring" is a delightfully stupid size concept #latenightwithpub
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Pub, A Giant Tiger @pubtothemax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🎶God reached his hand down from the sky He flooded the land and he set it afire He said "Fear me again, know I'm your father Remember that no-one can breathe underwater"🎶
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Well, if I say one person [is the most important gay person in my life], I'm going to get in trouble with all the rest of 'em, aren't I?
You know how gay people are!"
Kyle Chandler when asked who the most important gay person in his life is
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PeaPeaFur @peapeafur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Pub, A Giant Tiger @pubtothemax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can someone who's opinion I trust tell me if the new Control is any good I loved the first game despite its flaws but didn't like the DLC stuff (never finished it)
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zebloozon.bsky.social @zebloozon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
24 - zhanji
Zhanji, a male Khajiit OC from Elder Scrolls
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Summer Bird @summerthemouse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I just think bunnies should be like really big
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the dream our forefathers fought for.
A person sitting at a desk in an office, smiling at the camera. A computer monitor displays characters Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps from Disney's Zootopia. Text on the image humorously references Claude doing their job, allowing time to look at art involving Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you shouldn't take an iced coffee to a job interview because you shouldn't be trying to get a job. you should be digging an enormous pit or a complex system of tunnels
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woosle! 🌸 @animalmath.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
did you know?? it's @tubbytiger.bsky.social's birthday today 🧡🎂🧡🎂
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Pub, A Giant Tiger @pubtothemax.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Guess who I'd be in the scenario below... 🐯😼😈
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is putting on his jacket, getting ready to leave his apartment. He says, “gonna go get some ice cream.” Panel 2: the guy peeks around a corner into another room in his apartment. In the room, there is a monkey with glowing eyes floating in a large, shimmering, blue tube and some unusual technology lining the walls. The guy asks, “you want anything, omniscient monkey in hypersleep?” Panel 3: answering his own question, the guy scoffs, “psh! Duh… banana flavor.”
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K-9 @k9art.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Felt like needed some color.
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
A Woman’s Battle grassyvalley.thecomi...
Three bunnies picnic outside. Transcript:
GRASSY: Okay. It's been a little while now.
How do we think the computer has changed our lives?
ASTER: Education, information, culture. Our minds have expanded immeasurably.
DAFFODIL: Yeah. The other day we learned that even when she smiles, a woman is fighting a battle you
will never know.
GRASSY: Yeah.
DAFFODIL: Which I think is true.
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Pub, A Giant Tiger @pubtothemax.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They really should not be selling "protein powder that makes you gigantic" on the open market imho They should only be giving that stuff to me directly
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Nexus🏳️‍🌈 💜🤍🩶🖤 @twinfurr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Suddenly, Bwomph
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Mark, Panther at Large 🏳️‍⚧️ @starkat1138.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Scale Factor Had a little fun with this as an exercise today~
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
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Recreational Liar @woofularunit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can't have me leave the house in clothes that DON'T have a lil bit of him on em
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Pub, A Giant Tiger @pubtothemax.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Definitely a good sign that when you criticize the various flavors of Brandon out there (Biden/Starmer/Burnham/Merz/Albanese/Carney/etc) you get yelled out by brainless people about how you must prefer the Hitler party, all while the liberals play handmaiden to an inexorable fascist resurgence
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Ghoulumunkus @gulumunkus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
discord casually admitting they know that nobody wanted the age verification implemented and trying to be funny about it is seriously something that the pr team should reflect on and really study when they lose a lot of nitro subs in this next week
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Mark, Panther at Large 🏳️‍⚧️ @starkat1138.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@pubtothemax.bsky.social with any micro
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's so fucking bleak that there's so many more posts here about scene drama at a lesbian bar than there is the US government's border Gestapo shooting a guy in the back, kidnapping him, throwing him in a camp, denying him proper medical care, and then torturing him Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Pub, A Giant Tiger @pubtothemax.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As far as I can tell from looking across the world, the options for politics right now are either Nazis (all the way from sparkling fascism to the real hard core shit) or Brandons all the way down (feckless center-left governments that seem to forget they have political power)
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Alice Ruppert 🐴🎮 @malicedafirenze.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
oh hey look tomorrow is mongolian courier rider game pronouns day, for all who celebrate
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worm restraint @ctsmike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chase
4:12 PM
Time's running out, Michael: Get a rat...
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 21/09/2026
Zounds shirts and hoodies available now! Shirt: sam-spv-shop.fourthwall.com/products/zou... Hoodie: sam-spv-shop.fourthwall.com/products/zou...
Image of a dark green hoodie and a black shirt with an orange cat on both, with a peach color background. There is a scroll with red letters on the top saying "Available for one week only!"
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