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Average Psyduck Enjoyer

@psyduckenjoyer.bsky.social
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Nerd. Leftist. Mustache haver. Slut.

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Average Psyduck Enjoyer @psyduckenjoyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
an ex boyfriend of mine from like 15 years ago is on here, and he doesn't follow me, but he HAS reposted a nude video I posted so I can only conclude he does not recognize me any more 😭
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Average Psyduck Enjoyer @psyduckenjoyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Look at my stupidly fat cock #fcf
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Average Psyduck Enjoyer @psyduckenjoyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A telegram scammer started messaging me so I replied with a ton of poop emojis and then they started doing it back to me! 😂
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Average Psyduck Enjoyer @psyduckenjoyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you pay attention you can see the exact moment I realized that I failed to hit record before I tried to make a cum vid, and started recording when I was done instead. So here's a fat cock friday outtake
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Sadie, posting @sadieposting.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it's Fabio Friday by the way
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Average Psyduck Enjoyer @psyduckenjoyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Planned Parenthood is telling me to vote against a wealth tax proposition and I don't know how to feel about things any more 😵‍💫
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Average Psyduck Enjoyer @psyduckenjoyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me playing the new Fire Emblem
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Jasmine @feistybunnygirl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Remember when they kicked an entire girl’s softball team out of the championship game because a player posted a private Snapchat where she was flipping off the camera? It’s funny how they never worry about ruining girl’s futures.
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Average Psyduck Enjoyer @psyduckenjoyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cute new shirt
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Average Psyduck Enjoyer @psyduckenjoyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Spotted the best bumper sticker today. The driver had green hair so I gave him a thumbs up and started playing the SA2 soundtrack
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Worm Girl @cataclysmtlg.com · 25/09/2026
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Average Psyduck Enjoyer @psyduckenjoyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dear hairline, We've had so many good years together. Please stay with me. Don't throw away the good thing we have built just cause I'm approaching 40. Stop receeding from my love. -Will
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Average Psyduck Enjoyer @psyduckenjoyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who wants to celebrate #fcf with me today by sitting on my lap
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Average Psyduck Enjoyer @psyduckenjoyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
anyone who insists you need to wash bedsheets WEEKLY is insane and clearly works for big laundry detergent. I don't have in-unit laundry, you nutcase! My sheets are fine!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Average Psyduck Enjoyer @psyduckenjoyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A hung bottom fuck buddy is coming over for me to rail him and his dick might be a little bigger than mine 🥰
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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Average Psyduck Enjoyer @psyduckenjoyer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm so sorry to my friends on here that don't want to see me naked. Yall are so brave to be here anyways 😅
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Average Psyduck Enjoyer @psyduckenjoyer.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Can you find all four big cocks here?
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Average Psyduck Enjoyer @psyduckenjoyer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
some of you would rather top a twink than stop and think
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Average Psyduck Enjoyer @psyduckenjoyer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
like a year ago I went and unfollowed all the primarily porn accounts on my main bsky so I could follow them only on the alt instead (so I could have a less horny feed and a more horny feed) but now my main feed is back to being like 65% smut 🙈
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Russell Irving @rginteger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm not much of a Pokémon person, but my son is & trying to buy him cards at retail prices has been nigh on impossible the last couple of years, and I refuse to pay scalpers for anything. So it warms the cockles of my heart to see so many of them having a full meltdown about the recent set. Enjoy!!
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Endless Mike @squirrelsquirrel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It is right and just to constantly talk about how much things were *supposed* to cost if AI shitheads weren't constantly making everything worse
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Average Psyduck Enjoyer @psyduckenjoyer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Developments in the animalfolk D&D game: Nicki Miraj is here to crash the Mariah Canary memorial concert and killed like 30 bystanders with one horrible rap verse. The players are trying to stop her but she's so nasty. The party's barbarian @csmith03.bsky.social is at 1 hp. They need help.
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Average Psyduck Enjoyer @psyduckenjoyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When a smooth younger guy asks me to come over
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Average Psyduck Enjoyer @psyduckenjoyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
man all the little equipable shields and trinkets in Fire Emblem are such a trap. They have a lot of weight, which reduces your speed. Sneaky.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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Average Psyduck Enjoyer @psyduckenjoyer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Taking a moment to appreciate being uncut for #fcf ☺️
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Average Psyduck Enjoyer @psyduckenjoyer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
OK not to ruin Cai for anyone but I have a cursed comparison to make: a young boy protag with unfortunate circumstances and a small disfigurement, a bumbling redheaded male friend, and a know-it-all female friend who always has her nose in a book... sound familiar?
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Average Psyduck Enjoyer @psyduckenjoyer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
During the character creation in the new Fire Emblem a character asks how you feel about insects. I thought I was about to do a personality quiz type thing, but no, it's just an in-universe justification for an arachnophobia mode, LOL
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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Average Psyduck Enjoyer @psyduckenjoyer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Gonna treat myself with these yummy snacks. I already ate all the descovy, sorry everyone else
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it is remarkable that this has happened despite a near-unanimous effort from mainstream politicians and news media to prevent it from happening. there's some hope there
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Average Psyduck Enjoyer @psyduckenjoyer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have been out here simpling for ginger men my whole life, but I gotta be honest guys, Sheeran is dragging the average global hotness of gingers down from a 10 to a 7 just on his own. Yall need to disown him or something
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Rob @robosullivan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why does he look like he got prison tattoos at a preschool?
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Average Psyduck Enjoyer @psyduckenjoyer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What if I had big balls too
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thought this dude was dropping of the Sheeran tour too
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran’s band just quit the Ed Sheeran tour.
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Average Psyduck Enjoyer @psyduckenjoyer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I still can't get over how gross it feels to have someone save my nudes on here Like... It's not enough for you to enjoy it right now? You need to come back to it later? Are people saving the pics to their devices too? Can my gift of my identifiable nude pictures not be allowed to be ephemeral?
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 14/09/2026
btw Kanye did a song Heil Hitler and no one stepped in to oppose his tour(s), which is ongoing. In fact, Kanye is scheduled to perform at one of the stadiums Macklemore has been stopped from being at.
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Average Psyduck Enjoyer @psyduckenjoyer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me in 2012: He should Mackle less. Maybe he shouldn't Mackle at all. Me now: We are not Mackleing nearly enough.
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Average Psyduck Enjoyer @psyduckenjoyer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me in 2012: He should Mackle less. Maybe he shouldn't Mackle at all. Me now: We are not Mackleing nearly enough.
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Average Psyduck Enjoyer @psyduckenjoyer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My sweet little 7 year old cat D.Va who has never hurt a fly before killed a bird today and left it in my bedroom. This is the face of a killer.
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Average Psyduck Enjoyer @psyduckenjoyer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
D.Va loves to crawl inside my hoodie and cuddle behind my back
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Average Psyduck Enjoyer @psyduckenjoyer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Every day I get messages from Telegram scammers/spammers but I think this one from "LE Criminal" truly takes the cake
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Average Psyduck Enjoyer @psyduckenjoyer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm obsessed with whatever is going on with these two
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