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Philip R.

@psr1973.bsky.social
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Philip R. @psr1973.bsky.social · 7h
So what you’re saying is the deal I made for your mustard sponsorship was a boo boo?
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Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 8h
Just made some lunch. Let me tell ya how thrilled I was to open up a new condiment jar to see it had mold growing in it. It was "best if used by January 2027". I had not even opened it before today. It came in a 2-pack. I went and got the other one. Also moldy. Perfect.
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 8h
It's time
WHAT THE HELL WHERES MY BIG BANG THEORY FUCK YOU TBS I DIDNT BRING MY
GARLIC KNOTS DOWNSTAIRS TO WATCH
FUCKING BASEBALL
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me: "OK I'll come but I'm only having one drink" Also me an hour later:
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Philip R. @psr1973.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Finally a sport for @ohnocoop.bsky.social
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Philip R. @psr1973.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ok so Jean just needs to always have a cape now
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Akallabêth 🇺🇦 @akallabeth24.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🤣
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Philip R. @psr1973.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I legit had a Wolverine vs Vampires dream last night and I'm blaming @benjaminpercy.bsky.social
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Philip R. @psr1973.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Better health from Greene and Lodolo would be a big boost for the unit" Uh @mlbtraderumors.bsky.social got some bad news for you about Greene in 2027.
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When you have something important to say in a meeting.
A cat's paw reaching up from under a table.
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Philip R. @psr1973.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy Pete Rose has been dead for two years day for all that celebrates
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Philip R. @psr1973.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I really hope @frankconniff.bsky.social has seen this
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Philip R. @psr1973.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You should get one @ohnocoop.bsky.social
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Philip R. @psr1973.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just like @ohnocoop.bsky.social mom www.popsci.com/science/new-...
popsci.com
Mathematician creates new shape with 8 sides, 26 edges, and 3 holes
Meet the genus-3 polyhedron.
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Philip R. @psr1973.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shoutout to your mom
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Philip R. @psr1973.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh no!
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Philip R. @psr1973.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mom just punched dad in the nuts
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the average lifespan of outdoor cats is 3 to 5 years. indoor cats regularly live to 10, if not 20 years. imagine personally shaving off 3/4 of your cat's life because you're too stubborn and lazy to take proper care of an animal you're responsible for
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Reacher and Neagley is a fairy tale universe that speaks to our times because it features extremely competent, honorable heroes who defend the defenseless from powerful people preying on them and who fuckin' LOVE murdering the shit out of these elite bad guys. They have so much fun murdering! 😀
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sure, why not, we are all dying, that’s what life is, just slow motion dying
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Philip R. @psr1973.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Scott Summers, leader of the x-men, eating a goddamn sandwich
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Philip R. @psr1973.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Excuse me Craig but only Joey Votto is “JV” (shoutout @chaoskat.bsky.social )
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kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
when he’s spooning you but you just want to sleep
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Philip R. @psr1973.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think @gailsimone.bsky.social should see this
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Clint S. @c-lint.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How I show up to my job interviews
Edward 40 hands
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Philip R. @psr1973.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
On the other hand, you should hydrate
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Philip R. @psr1973.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Fossil Friday" AKA @skullcrshr.bsky.social day! (because he's old)
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Philip R. @psr1973.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's higher than Ke'Bryan Hayes' batting average with the Reds this year
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Philip R. @psr1973.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve been @dougdirt24.bsky.social ‘s agent for like 15 years and have never gotten him a job or a sponsorship or anything.
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Philip R. @psr1973.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ICE!!
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Philip R. @psr1973.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I might have gotten old
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Philip R. @psr1973.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We’ve solved the secret origin of @ohnocoop.bsky.social mom
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rockies Pitcher Pledges To Give Up Home Run For Sick Child theonion.com/rockies-pitc...
Rockies Pitcher Pledges To Give Up Home Run For Sick Child
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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy 90th, Jim. Thanks for everything.
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You can celebrate Bi Visibility Day by reposting all of my comics.
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Democrats still think they are living in the 1990s and that what people want is for the partisan bickering to cease. We are actually living in the 2020s and the people want treason to be prosecuted
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I swear to fucking god I would rather see the place renamed for John Wilkes Booth.
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Ivy @meemig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s incredible how many streaming services there are that have way less money than Disney, WB, or Paramount, and yet are able to provide excellent services at great prices without having any ad tiers at all
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Philip R. @psr1973.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Blade Runner: Roy Batty's Tears In Rain Monologue
ALT: Blade Runner: Roy Batty's Tears In Rain Monologue
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Philip R. @psr1973.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Shoutout @ohnocoop.bsky.social mom!
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Philip R. @psr1973.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh for fuck sakes
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Congratulations to @psr1973.bsky.social
A 2-panel image.

Top Panel: "Trending" 1. Belgian scientists unveil Ultimate Man sex bot

Bottom Panel: My friend Phil taking a selfie.
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Philip R. @psr1973.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Congrats @ohnocoop.bsky.social
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Philip R. @psr1973.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sigh
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Philip R. @psr1973.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m standing in front of the Tardis
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Philip R. @psr1973.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me and @ohnocoop.bsky.social mom
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Philip R. @psr1973.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nope. Nope nope nope nope nope
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Philip R. @psr1973.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Not enough people get called dingalings and I’m here for it
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