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colossal fart attack @provingvirus.bsky.social · 7h
Headline is misleading, he's stepping away *temporarily* to deal with a family issue
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Spookydoof @doofivirus.bsky.social · 11h
the duality of man
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Spookydoof @doofivirus.bsky.social · 11h
BRO
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次郎 @batten12.bsky.social · 15h
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E(mera)ld @gothiccoppelia.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
today 4:52am 

hi 
do yuou have a crush on me 
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man with yellow skin smiling emoji 
eagle emoji < the noble eagle hunts most cruelly. if one is not the hunter. but the dodent
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Bad Marvel Memes @avengersbad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ok fine. Fine. You win
MJ (as played by Zendaya) kissing Peter Parker (as played by Tom Holland)

MJ: You're a good kisser, Parker, but also so...

*She is revealed to be Mysterio*

Mysterio (in the spongebob font or something): LOST Media

Tom Holland is replaced by Mario doing an exaggerated frown

There's a watermark that says, I think, PEROLASDO HOMEM-ARANHA also something in the bottom left is scribbled out in black
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jamie @lmaonadestand.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
you come to my house and its completely normal other than this door and you spend the entire visit being weirded out as fuck but too nervous to ask about it and at some point i have to step away to take a call and you use the opportunity to check out the door and its just the bathroom
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Are you guys going Trick or Treating? @areyouguysgoing.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Are you guys going Trick or Treating?
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Tirk @frogkaro.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
im defininitely following the right ppl bc I've seen 100 pictures of Elongated MK1 Scorpion and 0 harry potter shit the past week
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renni @renniultrafox.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Kimmy - #YuPhasNation 🫷 @kimmykitsuragi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this comment on a bow only ds1 run is frying me
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Sani @sanikkat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
birds when they fly:
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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graet @graetgalaxy.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
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FTCR Out Of Control @ftcrooc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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temmie @tuyoki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
strong armor
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RexHedge @rexhedge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#DD2 #DragonsDogma2 Miracle
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colossal fart attack @provingvirus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gonna wait until this actually manifests as something (assuming it actually does and this isn't just investor bait), but woof is this a baaaaad look
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ICARIAN @icarianarts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dianna and Kihel and Kihel and Dianna
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Tool-Assisted Speedrun clips @tasnocontext.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Game: Super Metroid (1994, SNES) TAS Author: JXQ Source: tasvideos.org/817M
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Natalie Nutmeg @hyphaoccult.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this tweet lives so rent free in my mind
A tweet, "I hear the new Madoka Magica movie is only going to be screened for the people who deserve it," being quoted with a stock image of a man at a cash register at a movie theatre with the text "What's that anon? One ticket? You do know you also have to pay for your headmates, right? What are those? Sorry anon, but I don't think I can let you into this one."
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Bad Marvel Memes @avengersbad.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
A scene from Falcon and the Winter Soldier where Bucky and Sam are talking

BUCKY: Who are you fighting now, Big Chungus?
SAM: How do you know about Big Chungus?
BUCKY: I watched Wabbit Twouble in 1941 when it first came out.
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sir Billi is now available on DVD at Amazon
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
bro what if a dad was sad budget of $500 million
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 01/10/2026
he's always saying stuff like this
Iizuka Reveals Goal of Making 'Sonic the Hedgehog' as Iconic as a Walt Disney CharacterTakashi Iizuka Says the Blue Blur is Still Only "Halfway" to His Full Potential Takashi Iizuka Talks About His Desire to "Make Sonic the Hedgehog into a Real Boy" Iizuka Outlines Twelve-Step "World En-Sonic-ification Project", Claims United Nations "Cannot Stop" Him
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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nessie @nessiemooo.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
various nanao drawings
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Anaugi [COMMISSIONS OPEN] @anaugi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Voice acting in Metroid games
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glavo lilio @glavilio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is my favorite post ever
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Pyro @nikofex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Akihiro Hino Gaster [EBB],  — 17:52
KENDRICK THE KILLER: Went to sleep with a kitchen knife. been staggering, had a hard life. you aint laid out of sin like me. Black eye socket, full pocket, creepy docket, hearts locket {Soulful beat switch} We're all going to sleep..

SLENDERDRAKE: [Slender Note saying "How I always lose U in these woods]
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Rias @riasumbra.sheath.church · 28/09/2026
divine manifestation within this URL
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
This period tracking app is fucking useless
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Kye 🎃 Funkenstein @kye.bsky.to · 25/08/2026
155.
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cass @cassregister.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bro
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Jordan @jordevio.soy · 22/09/2026
I’m fucking dying at this dude
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Katt @sarcastickatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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hace @hac.ee · 29/09/2026
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maya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 29/09/2026
paint pen writing on an electrical box that says “FAT WOMEN FOREVER”
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Hidakka @hidakka.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
We gotta lock ai translation guys in a cell until they can write a apology letter for wasting everyone's time
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door inadvertently depicts Peach as the quickest typist in the world. She is able to type up a 126-word email in exactly 3 seconds, making her 8 times faster than the current typing speed world record.
In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Peach sends multiple emails to Mario during the plot. Almost all of them take her exactly 3 seconds to type.
The length of the emails she types in 3 seconds varies from 54 words to the longest one seen below, at 126 words.
Peach: I'm OK
My Dearest Mario, I send this letter in the hope that it reaches you safely. I am being held against my will in some strange place. Though I do not know where I am, I remain unharmed and in relative comfort.
Those who have captured me seem to be after the map I sent to you earlier. They may be hoping to use it to find objects they call the "Crystal Stars." I do not know what they are planning, but I have a feeling it is not anything positive.
Mario, please collect these Crystal Stars before they do. You must! They are already aware that you have the map, so please be very careful.
And please... Don't worry about me.
-Princess Peach-
At the current world record typing speed of 319 words per minute, Peach should have been able to get about this far into the email.
In order to finish the email in three seconds, she needed to type with an a speed of 2520 words per minute, 7.9 times the world record.
While the quick typing is clearly merely a way to make the scene move along more quickly and should not be taken as accurate depiction of Peach's typing skills, it is still humorous to imagine the implications arising from it if taken at face value.
Source: analysis inspired by @nintendostuff.bsky.social
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Lux!🔪🎃 @luxlucifer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Globule @globuleart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Ant @dissonantant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
everyone wish him luck. i hear he's about to participate in some sort of competition
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the cooler alexa @ninjacat.moe · 28/09/2026
wolf link from Twilight Princess, a poe soul is edit to be a plush ball and the text is edited to say "playin wit my baul"
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ICE T
@FINALLEVEL
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A REAL nut... Feels like every bone in your body comes out the head of your dick... Say no more. I'm done. Fall asleep in 2min.
3:16 PM • Jan 19, 2011
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ev 🐱🕸️ @evrclover.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it goes the other way around too u gotta be okay being a little annoyed with your friends. like not in a letting them be unhealthy with you way, but in a People are flawed and can’t be 100% perfect way. otherwise you will have no human friends & will look to things like chatbots for catered solace
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Pem @pembiklimon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
X and Zero should have winning poses that look like this
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