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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 4h
Matthew Poretta is so good at playing absolute dorks
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 4h
tsuyoshi furuta now declared “least bad rgg creative”
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 5h
it happened again
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 8h
playing Control Resonant
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 11h
remember how there was a shenmue anime in 2022
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 13h
learning japanese fans were popping champagne to nagoshi studio shutting down was a culture shock to my rgg-fan-at-the-time ass not in a “when your goat washed” way but moreso in a “i legitimately didn’t know it ran that deep” way
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 13h
losing it at the news about Sega almost cancelling Sonic before the movie and the Japanese reaction being “it was nagoshi who ordered that, wasn’t it”
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 14h
the Miami Vice PSP game playing like RE4 rocks, i cannot lie
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 14h
choose your fighter
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 14h
honestly the only reason i haven’t given deadlock a shot is that the only pc i have is an extremely old laptop and i don’t think i can run it
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 15h
I think a lot of people agree, because nobody’s buying them!
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 15h
if you look at any “scary japanese video” that went viral from the early 2000s, there’s like a 1/5 chance it’s a clip from a koji shiraishi film
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 17h
youtu.be/ciy_RJ2NePw?...
youtu.be
Young Fathers - Promised Land | 28 Years Later (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
YouTube video by SonySoundtracksVEVO
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 17h
i need this more than i need oxygen
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 17h
cdi ganon voice:
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SUDA51 @sssuda51.bsky.social · 19h
NEXT FUCKING ADVENTURE.
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 19h
wasn’t really interested in Digger until it became a Southland Tales situation
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 20h
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
dawg
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the Control Resonant loop is “boring open world -> The Coolest Linear Segment You’ve Ever Seen -> boring open world -> The Coolest Linear Segment You’ve Ever Seen” rinse and repeat
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Control Resonant has the funniest transition to an upgrade screen I have ever seen you hold down on the d-pad and Dylan falls over like a fucking gmod ragdoll
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Killer (2023) is a better Hitman movie than either of the actual Hitman movies
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
how bad was Cliff Booth’s post-production to cause Netflix’s most notable holdout to leave
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Primetime has me thinking about TCAP as a whole what a fascinating cultural artifact of the 2000s
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it’s so cool to harass people over anime titles
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sylvia @sylvibullet.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
when i think about the thin car video
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chungris @chungris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
how do you even fuck this one up
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Sam 🎉 @anoddgeography.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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epic rap battles of history: Koko the gorilla vs curious George
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Herbert @xxgr1llmast3rxx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There's so many things you can correctly criticize Kojima for but I will always root for Kojipro games because people get so mad that they fall even 5% outside of the AAA template and try to find every reason to declare the publishers the good guys in the relationship
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it seems like fans of every active Capcom franchise are content with the state of their series, except for monster hunter fans, who are currently in a circle of hell
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
there’s a cheeto in the oldest house
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
honestly Resonant feels like it’s in a middle state where it’s not full stylish action but also not full action rpg, yet it wants to be both
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
one criticism I have of Resonant’s combat the game has both stagger/execution mechanics and a gravity rush-esque gravity changing mechanics sometimes when you execute an aerial staggered enemy, the game will flip your gravity without your intent and you end up falling in a bottomless pit
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
6 hours into Control Resonant, combat isn’t exactly a DMC/Bayo 1 but that’s fine, it just feels great to be playing a new Remedy game
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Control Resonant’s dialogue sometimes slips into Focus M territory but the overall worldbuilding is still way more interesting than its contemporaries
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Resonant’s combat feels pretty alright for a studio that’s never made a melee action game
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
they gave up Kojima but not this
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Remedy and Capcom are the only third party AAA devs who actually give a shit about the dualsense
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
finally started Control Resonant I am consistently blown away by Remedy’s sense of aesthetics and visual design
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I will not watch that Crystal Lake show but I’m fascinated by its existence
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Manhunter put me in a Thomas Harris mood, I’m definitely watching all of the Hannibal Lecter films this October at least
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this October, should I watch 31 horror films or commit hard to a horror tv show with films interspersed throughout
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
Taylor Swift Surpasses Geppetto The Incredible Waltzing Horse As Most-Awarded VMAs Artist theonion.com/taylor-swift-surpasses…
Taylor Swift Surpasses Geppetto The Incredible Waltzing Horse As Most-Awarded VMAs Artist
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Fred Wood @fredtwood.com · 28/09/2026
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
apologies if this is an extremely misinformed take, but I feel like cases of sexual abuse in foreign entertainment industries don’t really get reported on in the states so a lot of people here genuinely don’t know if a foreign director they admire is a horrible person
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
somehow, sion sono returned
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teddy long five minute white boy challenge @nowstartthegame.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
speaking of Silent Hill, it’s funny how the Bloober remake turned the Silent Hill 2 otherworld into the Silent Hill 1 otherworld, and Townfall ended up using the Silent Hill 2 otherworld but added a bunch of pipes and bright red visual overtones
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