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Proud Anselmo

@proudanselmo.bsky.social
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Finally free of the hell site. Fuck Nazi bigots. Gay dude. He/him/whatever. If that pisses you off, see above.

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Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Order of Canada Investiture Ceremony - Michael J. Fox #Canada www.cpac.ca/public-recor...
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Order of Canada Investiture Ceremony
In a ceremony at Rideau Hall, Governor General Louise Arbour presides over a presentation of Canadian honours. Feed courtesy of Rogers tv
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Proud Anselmo @proudanselmo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Okay, but if I google it, I'm pretty sure I'll find that there are sociology professors who focus on apologies.
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Canadian Humanist 🍁 @1000wordsinapic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I did not know 15 Liberals in total broke ranks to vote to stop arms shipments to Israel. Not a peep in the media about that fact. Anyone else?
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Proud Anselmo @proudanselmo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What's amazing is the number of people replying and QPing that don't understand that this is what Pike did after torturing her victim, and was caught after she started showing off a piece of her victim's skull that she decided to keep.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Some folks on the left are really showing their asses over the past 24 hours with their antisemitism and now threatening to split away from the movement over Mayor Mamdani's efforts to combat antisemitism. Okay, then fucking leave. Music to my ears. We don't want you. Bye.
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Centrist Madness Election Center @centristmadness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Biden dementia theory has been conclusively disproven, as has the theory that he didn’t use leverage to force Israel to accept a ceasefire (which they did multiple times). No one will ever admit they got these things wrong.
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Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with an Attorney General nominee? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Matt Gaetz! [SMITH]: That is Media Matters senior fellow Matt Gertz
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Michael Paulauski♨️ @mike10010100.com · 29/09/2026
What, you're saying that Very Loud Politics Knowers Online don't actually know how politics *or* keyfabe works? No fuckin shit.
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Jonathan @jonathanmtanguma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Call self-described ‘LGB activists’ what they actually are: anti-LGBTQIA+
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
$400,000! The Bulwark community stepping up. An honor to be a part of it.
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Proud Anselmo @proudanselmo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Track 2 (MAID for people whose death is not reasonably foreseeable) was established because two different courts found that the criterion of a reasonably foreseeable death violated the Charter. It can't be rescinded without using s.33.
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Your Ad Here [10 chars] @cooluser354.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gender Critical TERFs demand to speak for all cis LGB people whether we consent or not. Yet despite claiming to be the true pro-cis LGB group, they curiously never acknowledge how their anti-trans rhetoric is basically indistinguishable from anti-gay rhetoric. Cofounder of "LGB" Alliance btw
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Proud Anselmo @proudanselmo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
2) Falstaff.
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Proud Anselmo @proudanselmo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Watching my Puppers play with a puppy and it's like watching two bottoms fuck.
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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I mean "numerically smaller faction than centrists/liberals that can still make a difference in close/competitive race" would square this circle pretty easily, no? like "you get a seat at the table and we'll compromise with you on policy as much as we will any other faction" would seem fair!
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Proud Anselmo @proudanselmo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What's truly sad is that 1,600 people think discrimination is just great.
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Proud Anselmo @proudanselmo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dr.: any family history of autoimmune disorders? Mom: no. Me: she meant to say, "extensive." Mom: who has autoimmune issues? Me: your grandmother, mother, aunt, three uncles, first cousin, and me Mom: what autoimmune disorder do you have? Me: Schmidt Syndrome? Mom: oh, right Dr.: "extensive"
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Proud Anselmo @proudanselmo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Forgive my humblebrag, but never has there been a more perfect use of a gif.
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i am staring at the tiny shampoos and conditioners and thinking about brushing my teeth with them
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Proud Anselmo @proudanselmo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
She landed in Keflavik 😂.
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Kathryn Brightbill ✒️ @kebrightbill.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You know how I said the other day that a whole lot of putative lefties have no immigrant friends or family who feel safe enough to talk about immigration around them and it shows? This crashout is a textbook example of that.
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Kwertzy Industries @kwertzy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
now apparently Parker Molloy is off threatening-self harm on Threads and guys. She's done this before. This is an abusers playbook. Get angry, say horrible shit, crash out, blame your anger/meds/circumstances but take no real accountability, get REAL UPSET and force the other party to take care--
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Raffi_RC @raffic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
totallythebomb.com/raffi-love-i... someone say new album? 🌟🌷🐳
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Raffi Has a New Album Coming for a New Generation of Kids
Raffi's Love Is Everywhere arrives October 23, 2026. Here's what's on the 13-track album, where to preorder and the song you can hear now.
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Matthew Broberg-Moffitt (any/all) @mbrobergmoffitt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Three years ago today, my food aversion cookbook and guide COLOR TASTE TEXTURE was released! I couldn’t be more proud of my book. The people who have reached out to me to share how it’s improved their lives have left me humbled and I only wish more of the folks who need it find it. Thanks everyone!
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Color Taste Texture by Matthew Broberg-Moffitt: 9780593538593 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books
An accessible family cookbook that offers solutions rather than tricks to empower the food-averse, autistic, and picky eater, with 46 recipes. This much-needed cookbook combines tips and techniques.....
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Proud Anselmo @proudanselmo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Currently one would be forgiven for thinking that my Puppers actually belongs to my landlord.
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Proud Anselmo @proudanselmo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yes.
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Proud Anselmo @proudanselmo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Green eggs and ham.
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CNN @cnn.com · 16/09/2026
Thailand’s King Maha Vajiralongkorn and Queen Suthida piloted a royal jet to Hanoi, Vietnam, for a state visit.
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Proud Anselmo @proudanselmo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Seriously: tip your prostitutes.
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SlavaUkraini033 @slavaukraini033.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Michael J. Fox was awarded at tonight's Emmy Awards the Bob Hope Humanitarian Award, which has only been given out 7 times in Emmys history.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Cher’s outfit reveals on The Cher Show (1975) designed by BOB MACKIE — who passed away today at the age of 87.
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Disabled Viago Truther @rhianthialritak.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yeah it's definitely a "well if I just say I'm not picking a side then I'm neutral" thing and it's like Buddy that's not how it works That's not how anything works Not taking a stand is an action and it's one that reflects poorly on the person doing it
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Proud Anselmo @proudanselmo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
How do I tell the couple I just hooked up with that one of them has ADHD? Because I'm pretty sure they have absolutely no idea.
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Proud Anselmo @proudanselmo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ex: You can't GUILT someone into acts of contrition just because they acted in a horribly insensitive way that hurt you deeply. Me: Um, that guilt you're feeling is a natural result of being responsible for fucking up and hurting people you supposedly care about.
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Proud Anselmo @proudanselmo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ex: I just don't feel that way about you anymore. Me: But you still want to be little spoon? Ex: Yes. Me: Do you little spoon for anyone else? Ex: Fuck no!
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Proud Anselmo @proudanselmo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ex: I should have told you the truth from the beginning, instead of leading you on: I just don't feel a spark for you anymore, and I can't kiss someone if there's no spark. Me: You kissed me at least a dozen times during that period you claim you felt no spark. Also, do you have sparks for all...
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Proud Anselmo @proudanselmo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ex: I'm not sexually attracted to you anymore. Me: You specifically asked me to be your j/o buddy because you enjoy masturbating with people you don't find attractive?
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Proud Anselmo @proudanselmo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
FB who initiated conversion to CBs (entering the FO stage of FAFO): What do you mean I can't be big spoon anymore? Me: You're the one who started this. You said no more intimacy, so no more big soon for you. FB: But they're your intimacy issues! Me: And I've solved them, little spoon.
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Proud Anselmo @proudanselmo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
FB: I think it's time we convert to CBs (Cuddle Buddies), as you're developing an emotional attachment. Me: well we dated for a year, and have been friends/FBs for 8 years since, so I think it's normal to develop an emotional connection over a relationship that long, but sure. What's the new setup?
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Proud Anselmo @proudanselmo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'd like to report an assassination.
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Proud Anselmo @proudanselmo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"It's 2026; who uses paper anymore?" -an idiot who thinks trade wars are easy to win (probably).
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Proud Anselmo @proudanselmo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I wish only the most absolute blinding pain and suffering on everyone involved, including the person who wrote the statement itself. They are the very definition of evil.
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Proud Anselmo @proudanselmo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
One way you know a country is institutionally borked is when everyone who has been to a country recently, mentions this as one of their main takeaways from their visit to that country:
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Niigaan Sinclair @niigaanwewidam.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
In this weekend’s @winnipegfreepress.com column, I openly wonder if Carney understands the implications of what he actually did. www.winnipegfreepress.com/local/2026/0...
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Opinion: Carney’s defence of Lake Ontario carries enormous weight
For centuries on Turtle Island (North America), explorers, map makers, and political leaders have erased Indigenous place names and substituted them — more often than not — with political, ethnocentri...
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Nonofyur Darnbusiness @ladyasrai.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Every time one of you fucking armchair physician chuds pulls that dementia line, millions of Americans with a stutter know for a fact that you are a raging asshole. Do better. Maybe stay away from political commentary till you learn why doctors don't do what you are doing.🤡
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Geneva 🇨🇦 @geneva1111.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I think it's great news.
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Proud Anselmo @proudanselmo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
An American, living in London, travels to the US for business, and while there, buys a baby brother for his daughter's teddybear, Stanley.
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Governments should fear their people @ohnoherehecomes.myatproto.social · 28/08/2026
Vince McMahon reaction meme, where he's more exuberant in each panel. Final panel has him with a red overlay and glowing eyes, next to "in the bane voice"
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