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"Patient privacy? Don’t worry. Our research shows a surprising overlap between Spirit Halloween shoppers and ER patients. Honestly, the two groups are practically interchangeable."
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We’re Turning Our Emergency Room into a Spirit Halloween
“Now, you can pick up a Freddy Krueger mask and get your pleural effusion drained all in one trip.” 9/11/25
![kabusaurus 🇲🇽 (@noble_bear) on twitter: "there’s this freshman i’m coaching for our robotics team and literally everything i say or do he writes it down on his tablet and then proceeds to look at me like this"
[A close-up photo of a tabby cat with a white chest looking directly at the camera. The cat has wide, attentive eyes and an open mouth, giving it a highly eager and expectant expression.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreih3ppowuw3iv3xia7uvba6e7p37cjbk2lutfiae3qh4we3kk5c5nu)
![Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.
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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nycc7oummopgeptw555s6icn/bafkreicwbyb3msa5cnllbexjrxrmuw2s6qj36aiitv2tp5aos5nsz2pem4)
