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food, knitting, fandom (currently HR with residual kpop feelings)

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a bird @prosthemadera.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
how do you whip vodka
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a bird @prosthemadera.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
People are more excited for a military coup than It Happening? hm
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a bird @prosthemadera.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Absolutely classic
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a bird @prosthemadera.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
At this point Tim Jagi has not worked for ACT for almost as long as he did work for ACT. He also didn't commit his offending while he worked for them. At this point, repeatedly insisting on the association makes it look like people care more about scoring political points than about his victims.
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a bird @prosthemadera.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I mean. Having a baby. ... I also learnt to spin.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"books should start with action" "the first pages must introduce the protagonist" "world building should be invisible" hush child ms. robin mckinley is speaking
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The magic in that country was so thick and tenacious that it settled over the land like chalk-dust and over floors and shelves like slightly sticky plaster-dust. (Housecleaners in that country earned unusually good wages.) If you lived in that country, you had to de-scale your kettle of its encrusta-tion of magic at least once a week, because if you didn't, you might find yourself pouring hissing snakes or pond slime into your teapot instead of water. (It didn't have to be anything scary or unpleasant, like snakes or slime, especially in a cheerful household magic tended to reflect the atmosphere of the place in which it found itself-but if you want a cup of tea, a cup of lavender-and-gold pansies or ivory thimbles is unsatisfactory. And while the pansies-put dry in a vase-would probably last a day, looking like ordinary pansies, be-fore they went greyish-dun and collapsed into magic dust, something like an ivory thimble would begin to smudge and

crumble as soon as you picked it up.) The best way to do it was to have a fairy as a member of your household, because she (it was usually a she) could lay a finger on the kettle just as it came to a boil (absentminded fairies could often be recognised by a pad of scar-tissue on the finger they favoured for kettle-cleaning) and murmur a
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a bird @prosthemadera.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
trying so hard to get to three servings of dairy a day bc I'd like to keep my own teeth and bones and also ensure baby has good teeth and bones but it is definitely leading to slightly perverse outcomes like "drinking more caffeine".
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 08/09/2026
I have received news of a perfectly named cafe located on the waterfront of Nova Scotia's capital, if you know what I mean
"Broken Man cafe" sign on a big plate glass window, through which one can see cafe tables and chairs and backs of people's heads. In the distance, a sign indicates that this is Pier 22 on the Halifax waterfront
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a bird @prosthemadera.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
personal attack (this looks delicious)
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Halotolerant @halotolerant.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
if you'll be my bodyguard, i can be your long lost pal youtu.be/jmPEeCohTXY
youtu.be
You Can Call Me
YouTube video by sdwolfpup
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a bird @prosthemadera.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My friends and I were JOKING about how funny it would be if Paul Gross was cast as Roger Crowell and how much he would enjoy it. This is HILARIOUS
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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a bird @prosthemadera.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'm reading Imperial Purple by Gillian Bradshaw, which has the distinction of being the first non-re-read non-romance I've been able to manage all pregnancy. It's really compelling so far but I am concerned about whether everyone's going to make it out alive, haha.
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a bird @prosthemadera.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm an expert hand weaver in the Byzantine Empire! Pretty good (substantial improvement on "professional ice hockey player)
You are now forced to have the same job as the main character in the last book you read.
What is the job?
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Alan Griffiths @alanji.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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University of Otago - Ōtākou Whakaihu Waka @universityofotago.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A new Otago study shows young people who have lived in public housing for at least 10 years are significantly less likely to commit crimes or to become victims of crime than their peers in the general population. Read more here ⬇️
otago.ac.nz
Young people in public housing less likely to be involved in crime
Young people who have lived in public housing for at least 10 years are significantly less likely to commit crimes or to become victims of crime than their peers in the general population, a study by ...
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SeasonalPun @pixelfish.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Also the recorder is a legit instrument dating back to medieval times. It’s relatively easy to make, portable, and doesn’t break easily.
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a bird @prosthemadera.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Aro Cafe for several years did, at brunch, a veeeery slightly sweetened risotto with stewed rhubarb. I can't explain why it compelled me so much or why I still think about it all the time but I really do
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a bird @prosthemadera.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Okay weird question. I want to shop for a dress that is completely work inappropriate and I'd like to do it in NZ. Any suggestions for plus sizes? My only ideas were Zebranos but everything is relentlessly work appropriate and Ruby but it looks like their gowns don't go to my size
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a bird @prosthemadera.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"being infants" After that one grandfather was a civil engineer and a moderator in the Presbytarian, one did all sort of stuff including boxing, boxing judging (at the Commonwealth Games), and nebulous real estate/building stuff I didn't understand as a child and also a professional philanderer.
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a bird @prosthemadera.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Also can we all just be clear that her book was a bestseller ages ago?
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soleil ✵ #1 fingolfan @skywardstruck.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
i hate how much people care about their ships being "canon" now. spirk fans didn't publish zines full of fanfics in the 70s only for modern fandom to grovel at the knees of corporations and beg for things to be canon. use your imaginations, don't allow billionaires to think for you.
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a bird @prosthemadera.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18? BY A SQUEAK
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Devil Wears Prada Carbs
Alt: gif from The Devil Wears Prada featuring Emily Blunt in hospital looking beat up and eating, saying "You eat carbs, for Christ's sake"
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a bird @prosthemadera.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I can't quote tweet that paul f tomkins post but MY dumb take is there is some stupid conspicuous consumption stuff that goes back around to fun and I think a postmix soft drink machine in your house counts as one of them, and ALSO it makes sense to stock it with the drinks you actually like
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a bird @prosthemadera.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Nurse practitioner in an ED (likely lethal disaster), nurse educator in an HDU (likely lethal disaster), software developer in the public service (at least this disaster wouldn't be lethal)
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a bird @prosthemadera.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I have some health stuff going on that has resulted in me cooking more than I have for ages, which is good for lots of reasons I guess but also I am STARVING and my soup is still AT LEAST TEN MINUTES AWAY
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a bird @prosthemadera.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I have had some health stuff this month that unfortunately has me well behind my goal but pls support people like jon and my friends Liz www.sweatwithpride.com/fundraisers/... and Jess www.sweatwithpride.com/fundraisers/...
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Elizabeth Wiltshire • Sweat with Pride
I’m taking on Sweat with Pride this June to raise money for our Rainbow communities! 💦🌈 Our schools, workplaces, and doctors’ offices are still not safe places for many Rainbow New Zealanders and it’s...
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a bird @prosthemadera.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
my nose is so cold fuck the winter
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Mark Grimshaw @markgrimshawtism.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
At this point, I genuinely believe the entire public is being actively gaslit by both the media, and Esther Ghey herself, into forgetting that Brianna Ghey was murdered, by people she knew from school, in real life, who were partly influenced by transphobia, fuelled by the media and politicians.
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a bird @prosthemadera.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I'm reading this fic and they don't enjoy fanon typical characterisation of Shane, which is fine and which they describe as projecting which it's not *not*, but then they also set their fic in like ... some kind of AU where no detail is right for the show or the books and Shane also hates his mom
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a bird @prosthemadera.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Hi friends, I'm also doing Sweat with Pride again this year ar and it's donation match day so if you feel like taking money from a bank, consider www.sweatwithpride.com/fundraisers/...
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Tui Head • Sweat with Pride
I’m taking on Sweat with Pride this June to raise money for our Rainbow communities! 💦🌈 Our schools, workplaces, and doctors’ offices are still not safe places for many Rainbow New Zealanders and it’s...
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a bird @prosthemadera.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The blood test place has quite a good take a numbered card, scan its barcode, go into a queue but it bothers me that the cards aren't in order. I have no idea how far away I am from being poked and I have a meeting in 30 minutes
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Slow BOO!s Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 24/05/2026
Truth, Justice, Freedom, Reasonably Priced Love, and a Hard-Boiled Egg!
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a bird @prosthemadera.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
oh boy
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a bird @prosthemadera.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
@dimsie.bsky.social I feel confident you will love this as much as I do www.loweandco.nz/properties/1...
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158 The Esplanade, Island Bay, Wellington City, Wellington 6023
House for sale, 158 The Esplanade, Island Bay, Wellington City, Wellington 6023, with 2 beds and 1 bath, 555m². Enquiries Over $845,000
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a bird @prosthemadera.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Lately I can't sleep past about 5.30 regardless of what time I go to bed and this morning I decided to get up and start work and gosh it's a productive two hours when nobody else is logged on
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a bird @prosthemadera.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I thought I was rooting for MPP to get a cup for the PWHL playoffs but Fanuza Kadirova won my heart in that series vs the Fleet so now I'm both kind of happy about any possible outcome and also kind of sad. I really wanted the Charge to tie it up so that OT goal was crushing although also v good
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a bird @prosthemadera.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
This guy who I really admire as a knitter posted some project notes for some hats he made with some whacky finishing techniques (you basically knit a super long stockinette tube, then reverse the stockinette for the crown, and then you fold the tube up and graft it to itself twice)
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a bird @prosthemadera.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Holds up (Fleet/Victoire just went to triple overtime in an 0-0 game)
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a bird @prosthemadera.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I'm so obsessed with spinning right now that I just came home, spun a bit, ate dinner, tidied my living room, put the rubbish out, folded some washing, had sex, went to bed, and now I'm lying in bed like "I could get up and do some more spinning it's not even that late"
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a bird @prosthemadera.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I finished a couple of knitting projects this week! Both in handspun. The satisfaction is off the charts ngl
Bathroom mirror selfie of me, a heavy Pākehā woman wearing a pink and light green/blue stripey handknit vest with a v-neck collar over a white shirt and jeans. The vest has quite inconsistent stripes and some lumps and bumpsA handspun scarf in garter stitch with an i cord border in stripes of dark green, orange, purple, grey, white, light green, and dark red, jumbled together in fractal spin order
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Lew @lewsos.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Yes, giving $ to former MPs and James Cameron and &c is repugnant. But those guys can avoid any plausible means testing if they choose But means testing will result in a certain number of poor people getting nothing because they didn't tick the right box. Ask any beneficiary
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
when we mourn le guin, we mourn one of our greatest writers & thinkers. but we also mourn one of our all-time greatest haters
All you do is take all the sex out, and use little short words, and little dumb ideas, and don't be too scary, and be sure there's a happy ending. Right? Nothing to it. Write down. Right on.

If you do all that, you might even write Jonathan Livingston Seagull and make twenty billion dollars and have every adult in America reading your book.

But you won't have every kid in America reading your book. They will look at it, and they will see straight through it, with their clear, cold, beady little eyes, and they will put it down, and they will go away. Kids will devour vast amounts of garbage (and it is good for them) but they are not like adults: they have not yet learned to eat plastic.
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a bird @prosthemadera.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Had a really good knitting/crafty weekend (finished other than wet setting, my long draw sample spins, finished my handspun vest, restarted for the third time and finally successfully a handspun scarf) and now I'm at my desk just massively resenting that I have to work for a living
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Auden’s Musée des Beaux Artes
WH Auden’s Musée des Beaux Artes

About suffering they were never wrong,
The Old Masters: how well they understood
Its human position; how it takes place
While someone else is eating or opening a window or just walking dully along
How, when the aged are reverently, passionately waiting For the miraculous birth, there always must be Children who did not specially want it to happen, skating On a pond at the edge of the wood:
They never forgot
That even the dreadful martyrdom must run its course Anyhow in a corner, some untidy spot
Where the dogs go on with their doggy life and the torturer's horse
Scratches its innocent behind on a tree.
In Brueghel's Icarus, for instance: how everything turns away Quite leisurely from the disaster; the ploughman may Have heard the splash, the forsaken cry,
But for him it was not an important failure; the sun shone As it had to on the white legs disappearing into the green Water; and the expensive delicate ship that must have seen Something amazing, a boy falling out of the sky, Had somewhere to get to and sailed calmly on.
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Accented Cinema @accentedcinema.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)
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Oldest Army in Italy @ddaengbb.eurosky.social · 12/04/2026
Beautiful
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a bird @prosthemadera.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
bang pd: so bts are going to become more mature and leave behind kpop choreography bts: no we're not x.com/_BTSMoments_...
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Emily Lakdawalla 🏳️‍⚧️ Uranus Expert @elakdawalla.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
What a great photo just added on the NASA Johnson Flickr page www.flickr.com/photos/nasa2...
Artemis II Return
NASA's Orion spacecraft carrying Artemis II Commander Reid Wiseman, Pilot Victor Glover, and Mission Specialist Christina Koch from NASA, along with Mission Specialist Jeremy Hansen from the CSA (Canadian Space Agency), splashes down in the Pacific Ocean near San Diego, California, at 5:07 p.m. PDT, (8:07 p.m. EDT) on Friday, April 10, 2026. The Artemis II test flight launched on Wednesday, April 1, from NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida to begin its 10-day journey around the Moon for scientific discovery, economic benefits, and to build on our foundation for the first crewed missions to Mars. NASA’s Landing and Recovery team and the U.S. military are coordinating efforts to extract the Artemis II crew from the Orion spacecraft. Credit: NASA/Josh Valcarcel
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a bird @prosthemadera.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Controversial opinion PWHL goalkeeping should be worse
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