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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Cyclospora Mitch McConnell The Summer of Toxic Vegetables
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Bro literally hired Matilda's dad to resurface a national monument
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
ETTD *except algae
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𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝙸𝚜 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸𝚝 @nashishereforit.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Does Hunter Biden get to apply for reparations from the trump slush fund, being the victim of the weaponization of government?
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Big week for people that hate letting folks have a say in their government.
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
You're required to show your ID at Taco Bell but that's to be expected at the border.
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
How Volodymr Zelenskyy manages to survive in a literal war without a ballroom to keep him safe is just shocking to me.
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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation.
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
We've gone from presidents spending hours every day having people walking in off the street to having needing a billion dollar fortress to keep the president isolated from us. I think it's clear he doesn't work for us.
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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 19/04/2026
Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The main thing I learn from her transformation is that all the "you should try to understand the poor, gullible MAGAs who got snookered by Trump." Bullshit. They know exactly who they've hitched their wagons to; that's how her mindset turned on a dime as soon as kissing his ass didn't pay off.
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Because of, y'know, traditional morality
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Global commodity prices for the Eucharist are about to skyrocket
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Dune Messiah? Oh, you mean The Jung Pope?
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Necroecononomicon
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
You know, I'm something of a doctor myself
Willem Dafoe as Jesus
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Trump pretending to be a doctor raising Jeffrey Epstein from the dead is only marginally better than him pretending to be Jesus. F- excuse.
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The Pitt costuming department has the opportunity to do a very funny thing.
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
If he wants to prove he's not weak on crime, he needs to have his Guy take out America's most prolific criminal.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The idea that the President of the United States could publish an image of himself as the Messiah and no news outlet covers it is the biggest indictment of the American free press.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for
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Wendy Thurm @wendythurm.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
From new Hungarian Prime Minister Péter Magyar's acceptance speech tonight. This is the absolute BARE MINIMUM platform for any Democrat running for President in 2028.
A series of posts from journalist Mark Chadbourn reporting on the acceptance speech of Péter Magyar after Hungarian elections:

Péter Magyar: "Our country wants to live again. It wants to be a European country again."

Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 24m
Magyar's speech is powered. From a contact in the audience: "He's basically just asked all the puppets, all the supreme justices, all the heads of media, all the heads of the ministries to leave their jobs tomorrow and not wait to be fired."

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Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 22m
He's announced that Hungary will join the European Prosecution Office so anyone in the country can be charged.

Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 21m
Magyar: "No mercy, they will need to take responsibility for all their actions."

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Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 20m
Magyar says he's starting work with the EU and NATO immediately.
"The EU doesn't have to worry anymore."
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
You get paid by who you work for
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
This is so well done. 👌
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Brian Beutler @brianbeutler.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
It's critical that people understand Trump took the world to the brink, and that congressional Rs showed their hand: Given a choice between armageddon and constraining Trump, they'll choose armageddon. It's also critical that we try to bring the crisis to an end. www.offmessage.net/p/republican...
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
A mashup of The Terminator and Up in the Air where the T-1000 tells people they're losing their jobs to AI, until he learns empathy, then completely forgets the empathy because AI has the memory of an ADHD goldfish no matter how much electricity you throw at it.
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Brendan Hark! T'is nearly Halloween. @brendanjharkin.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The Strait should remain shut and nobody should intervene because it's the world's one opportunity that the frenzied hoards of American motorists will finally be the people to exterminate the entire US Government and grant us all some peace
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
He's going to declare war on Greenland and we'll wind up paying $15 a bag for ice.
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Kevin @ksconw.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Another question for any thinkers out there; Why are “we the people” paying $60bn to $100bn+ every year to have a congress who is on vacation 90% of the time, and refuses to do anything “FOR“ we the people??!?!? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Nah, they're just realizing what a fucking loser he is and now they're going to act like his idiotic bluster took them by surprise. In 2017 they could've said they got lied to. Now, they're lying as much as he is. They own this mess.
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
When people insist that Donald Trump is playing 4-dimensional chess it's important to remember that doesn't mean he's playing it well.
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Marco Wayne Rubio
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Marcus Chown @marcuschown.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
For how how long have we been told that the US has this fabulous written Constition whereas we do not? But the US Constitution has been shown to be the emperor with no clothes It might as well be a blank sheet of paper It might as well not exist The US is acting entirely on the whim of one man
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The minute a nuclear weapon is detonated the entire GOP and half of the DNC will be calling for us to rally around the president in these perilous times.
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
"Wow! That was a big, beautiful explosion! What was that video?" "That was an A-10, sir."
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Alligator Auschwitz
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Lol, meant to say enemy, but let's be honest, it's more about the event, actually
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
What I wouldn't give for one single president willing to define national defense to include things that make our society safer, not just killing whomever he decides is an event.
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I mean ......
He also reportedly paid at least $25000 to chat with online fetish models in the bimbofication scene, which fetishizes performers who turn themselves into real life dolls by using silicone injections and surgical enhancements.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
After we win back the House and Senate, impeach him and pass the Disgraced Presidents Act. Let him pay for his own security with his crypto money. He should have been in prison since January 6.
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
So NOW he believes America had slaves?
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Yes and they have negative stage presence
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I'm assuming this includes Air Force One.
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Get your jokes in now, these guys only have to live down their gestapo phase for another 80 years
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Lucky for them, ICE doesn't require you to pass Algebra I before they hire you.
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Get rid of extra weight
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