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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Bro literally hired Matilda's dad to resurface a national monument
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I mean ......
He also reportedly paid at least $25000 to chat with online fetish models in the bimbofication scene, which fetishizes performers who turn themselves into real life dolls by using silicone injections and surgical enhancements.
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Get rid of extra weight
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
For $200 I can bring 3 friends
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
When you want to explore a city but your train leaves in 8 seconds
Article headline "5 Second Cities in Europe that are Worth Exploring"
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
The only kind of misses who will have anything to do with him.
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Science in America is literally going to be this by 2027
Steve Martin as Medieval Barber, diagnosing patients with gnomes and spirits as the preeminent medical professional of the day
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
TIL that there is a University of New Orleans, that they have a basketball team, and that while there is a professional UNO league it is not mired in scandal (yet)
Top Headlines from ESPN.com with Ex-UNO player admits to point-shaving scheme circled
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
"WD40 stops squeaks" just got real dark
"Easy trick to eliminate mice" alongside a photo of a WD-40 can pointed at a mouse.
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
The Trump administration is right to be worried about having Antifa in our cities. Consider what they did to Berlin!
Shelled out buildings in post-WW2 Berlin.
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Mr President, since you made such a big deal out of Biden's auto pen, don't you think you should be holding the pen even though you're not the brains of your administration, as you stated in your post?
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Pete Hegseth is going to make our military successful by having the military shave their beards. Because goodness knows "beards" really hold back a soldier.
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
www.news.com.au/world/north-... Our very smart business man president predicts that more than 200,000 people will pony up a million $US American dollars to live in a country where his personal gestapo will throw them in a concentration camp if their complexion is darker than a wedding dress.
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
If anyone were going to understand reaping and sowing you'd think it would be farmers.
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I appreciate the people sharing this racist s*** on FB so I know who my former friends are
Cracker Barrel's old logo alongside Syndey Sweeny; Cracker Barrel's new logo alongside Lizzo
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
The State Department is paying to run ads that are warning us not to go to countries that are just like the United States.
https://www.reddit.com/user/TravelStateGov/comments/1jv7dsz/icymi_a_level_4_travel_advisory_from_the_us/?p=1&utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Movie poster for F1 The Movie, with Brad Pitt's name above the logo, which doesn't immediately look like "F1."
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Who's the only immigrant with two thumbs that would actually save taxpayers millions of dollars by getting deported?
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
The next season of White Lotus needs to happen at the Best Western in Brentwood, TN
1/5 star Google Review:  Was traveling with my husband and therapy dog. The first time I stayed here, the staff and hotel was great. Dogs were welcome. The second time I stayed it was only a few weeks later they charged me for my therapy dog $75.00. However, they never told me until I got my credit card bill! I called the manager she said they changed management. Was not friendly at all. My husband died in one of the rooms behind the front desk. If your traveling with dog do not stay here. There are better places close by as it's convenient off 65.
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
If a kid told me this was his LEO Halloween costume I'd tell him to try harder.
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Enjoy your PG rated summer blockbuster, kids
The villain from Indiana Jones holds a still-beating heart while its previous owner looks on
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I can't make Barbies cheap; best I can do is a cheap Barbie knock-off
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
This is Ting Tings erasure
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
This guy would like you to know your child has too much stuff.
Donald Trump adjusting his tie amidst his bedroom dripping with tacky gold leaf
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
"Needs some minor repairs....needs to be towed home"
Pictures of a 1987 Camaro that is half bondo and looks like it hasn't run since the W administration.
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Not to mention, the last time the Trump/Musk party was in charge of a country it wound up looking like this
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
If you've got an infectious disease, you're not healthy, so checkmate.
Clever guy meme
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
“Condoning anti-Semitic conduct and disruptive protests in the United States would severely undermine that significant foreign policy objective,” Rubio wrote in the undated memo.
Elon Musk undermining antisemitic policy objectives at the inauguration
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
If they try to replace the real American Goose we riot.
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
He who saves his Country does not violate any Law.
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Gotta find a new insult. This is slander against Garbage.
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Can I eat ice cream for lunch every day and not gain any weight? You bet! www.reddit.com/r/fednews/co...
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
WSJ is going to have to use this as Senator Warren's stock photo in future articles.
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Trump and Elon
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
From a friend: Another perk of the Trump admin is a new avenue for scammers
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I hope it's those MAGA cops that would otherwise be rounding up brown veterans that they want to deport
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Without downloading any new picks, where are you mentally:
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
SATA Azores Airline may not have been paying attention while watching Twisters.
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
The Republicans sure love their predators.
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Unlike you, I got my news from a reliable source.
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
We all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you.
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Elon at the next boat parade
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
The liberal War on Christmas has reduced people to saying "Happy Holidays" instead of "Rot in Hell" at Christmas.
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Really it's just all about getting my picture taken with a big check.
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Progressive Twit 🐧 @progressivetwit.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Vladimir Putin's take on the Cold War
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