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ProfessorCirno

@professorcirno.bsky.social
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The strongest fairy in all of Gensokyo. Him/his. Mostly retweeting leftist / nerd shit. I now play a LOT of FFXIV as Sami Panipahr on Excalibur (PC)!

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Oscar Goff @theoscargoff.bsky.social · 5h
That this bot, which posts random stills and clips from the thousands of hours of VHS transfers on archive.org, landed on *this specific frame* feels like finding the monkey at the typewriter that managed to write Hamlet.
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Xiao Longbao🥟Excal (patch 7.56) @xlbxiv.bsky.social · 23h
delubrum Reginae perfec t fit for grind mogtomes in for w\ol! inside very Fun and Mechanics wol enrichment activity put wol in Delubrum Reginae. Put wol in Delubrum Reginae. no problems ever in delubbrum reginae because good Dungeon and Bosses for wol poor of uolon horn token
Panel of FFXIV UI from the Mogpendium Minimog Challenges that reads:
Save the Queen Lv.80
A sinister I mean innocent looking underground castle complex is depicted underneath, then the words
Overview
Complete Delubrum Reginae 1 time.
Delubrum Reginae (Savage) will not be counted.
There is some tasteful empty space, followed by the deadline and the reward of 30 Mogtomes and one Uolon Horn Token with a "Claim Rewards" button grayed out to indicate lack of completion
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 18h
This was a tweet from Michael Hobbes a while back and I’ve seen nothing to contradict it yet: “I think we'll look back on the last decade as a time when social media gave previously marginalized groups the ability to speak directly to elites and, as a result, elites lost their minds.”
A hand pointed a graph, and the words in black are, no lies detected
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The standard of living used to be so high that a minimum wage worker could afford to give a whole pack of smokes to each trick or treater instead of just one or two loosies. Failed fucking empire
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Otter Poppa's Poppaler Nature Facts @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 23h
They can put you in jail simply for being communist. Butwhen nazi's do a nazi parade the cops will surround em with armed guards to make sure they can safely promote the nazi cause. I swear you could build a whole ass political party on promising to ban Nazis and spam calls. you'd win everything.
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Civvie11 @civvie11.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
R.I.P. to one of the best who ever did it.
An easter egg from Duke Nukem 3D with a message from Richard "Levelord" Gray that reads "You're not supposed to be here. -Levelord"
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LGR @lgr-yt.bsky.social · 22h
Genuinely saddened to hear this. I will never forget stumbling across "You're not supposed to be here" in the Build editor in the late 90s... exploring his work in Duke3D and figuring out how he made things look and play so well inspired the heck outta me.
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treacherous deathcat @diablerie.gay · 13/10/2026
he kept accidentally unsummoning his pieces
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Mom @milph.mom · 12/10/2026
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Randy Au @randyau.com · 13/10/2026
I'm dying laughing at how the cat has conformed to her flower shaped bed today
A white cat is sleeping curled up in a med that has five fluffy white lobes of a flower petal, the cat has half her face peeking upwards and otherwise has filled the pentagonal space in the center of the bed completely
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
shadowrun players 20 years ago: "lmao this is so fucking stupid, why would anyone put their gear on the internet where you can hack it?"
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Zest @zestdotorg.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
my favourite line i've read in a Galactic Racer review
Screenshot of an article reading: "The heart of Galactic Racer is your Scouse-coded, four-armed alien ape mechanic doing significant levels of fraud so she can weld together a death machine that’s about to turn the wife of rival podracer Temu Pringles into a fucking widow."
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Historians will look at a piece of media and simultaneously think “there’s no fucking way” and “ah but who’s to say”
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Revenge of the Mad Mohair @madmohair.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
>be me >the buddha >hanging out on vulture peak with my scriptures >get a call from the celestial bureaucracy >lord of horses causing havoc in heaven >bet the monkey king he cannot escape my hand >he jumps across the universe >it was actually my palm >mfw
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
heartbreaking: yakub has admitted to switching over to using AI to generate new types of white people
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Jazz★😈🖤 @ferventdevotion.art · 13/10/2026
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 13/10/2026
Eisenkot, the most likely alternative to Netanyahu for the next head of government in Israel, says yesterday that "two states for two peoples is a mistake" and that "Ben Gvir probably did some good things in the prisons". He also said he would not coalition with any of the Palestinian parties.
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ProfessorCirno @professorcirno.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hell yeah!
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八(Eight) @hachimitsutoclover.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Day 13 Flimsy bluesky was down all day,I actually finished this earlier. To be fair everyone is flimsy if going against Reimu #touhouart #touhou #touhouproject #inktober #inktober2026 #ReimuHakurei #Cirno
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Night of the Abigail @popeguilty.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
there's a lot of people in society with just no connection to humanity or basic decency as a concept, not even like immorality just amorality, not inhumanity just ahumanity, and I think our survival not only physical but also intellectual and social and moral depends on immuring every one of them
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Your only choices when comparison shopping are: 𝗦𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗯𝗿𝘂𝘀𝗵 𝗖𝗮𝗻𝘆𝗼𝗻 𝗪𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻’𝘀 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗹 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀 $230 Take a walk on these clouds and we know you’ll see: Comfort has a new name. It’s Style. 𝗧𝗼𝘂𝗰𝗵𝗙𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝗖𝗼𝘇𝘆 𝗪𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻’𝘀 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀 $13 Do not allow in baby crib
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ProfessorCirno @professorcirno.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Opes alone weak Opes together strong
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Stephen Boisvert 🇨🇦 🟦⭐⭐⭐⭐🟦 @srboisvert.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This reminds me of the Chicago Park District quickly removing several community installed life preservers on the Chicago Lakefront where people had drowned while people were unable to rescue them. The Park District eventually caved in and installed their own official life preservers.
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Night of the Abigail @popeguilty.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
At some point 90% of the ads I started getting served are variations on "our products go great with being young, thin, and rich!" and like I'm sure they do????? But I don't see what that has to do with me????
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Lincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Broke: "LLMs mean we're getting UBI and will never work again!" Woke: "After you die, Facebook will make your account post advertisements for eternity."
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Panic Restaurant (Permanent Deltarune Brain Edition) @panicrestaurant.northsky.social · 13/10/2026
Every other day there's a new mega man battle network b-plot happening in real life
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.wren (bubonic) @ratfem.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
why am i always stressed?
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is the wrong way to frame this. Israel’s idiot Lord Of The Rings propaganda pitch, in which they are the great White City, the first defence against the orc hordes of Mordor, is immensely appealing to fascists all over the world. It was designed to appeal to racists, cranks and fascists.
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How Israel Conquered the Latin American
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From Bukele to Bolsonaro, the region's conservatives have learned to love Zionism.
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Bee, dog in the city @brodnork.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm a professional game developer
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animal from the international network @animalonline.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Simply put, it’s because these doofuses exist to put on shows for rich dolts, not to actually run functional companies that create functional products
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
a four panel comic

i say “ope lemme just sneak past ya” to a group of people as i scootch along a wall to avoid them.

they turn to me and the main girl says “did you just say ‘ope’ you midwestern cunt?” the group is labsled “scary brooklynites”

they start to beat me up and one yells “grab her shit!!”

they grab a card from me and i plead “not my costco rewards card!”

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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Any movie about a medieval army, or even a napoleonic army, should point out that half the people there are shitting themselves to death
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animal from the international network @animalonline.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
We don’t talk enough about how today’s rich people have fully fallen for the propaganda built by yesterday’s rich people and how fucking funny that is to witness
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Man, remember when the media collectively insisted we didn't actually see this happen with our own eyes?
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i could never call it good, in a moral sense, since it is a decision wholly motivated by profit & the same people would be selling happy meals with swastikas on the side if that's what their economic calculations told them to do. but it is a useful weathervane
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The thing about the Democrat party is they hate Ilhan Omar too, because the party is institutionally Islamophobic to a degree that's on par with the right. I would wager my entire life's savings that Dem leaders quietly wish Trump would just deport her and get it over with
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ash! @spaceash.es · 12/10/2026
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 13/10/2026
engagement-driven monetisation and gamification systems like gacha are everywhere in games. they have had real material negative impacts in genres i enjoy. they are a massive chunk of the market now. yes, i cant "undo" it. but i have been able to avoid them easily by just playing other games
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 13/10/2026
the "you can't avoid AI, it's in all software now" argument might be true for infrastructure, where we have limited agency over the platforms and systems that make up our society, but is hilariously untrue for video games, a completely optional and easily ignored part of all of our lives
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kitsuneart 🦊🔜 MCM London F-22 @kitsuneart.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Manga page from the way of the house husband, written and illustrated by Kousuke Oono, where Masa (an underling of the main character former gang) says “I’ve never used chat got in my life” and his aura is so powerful it burst out of him and push away all the other members of the gang.

(Original text says “I’ve never smoked a cigarette in my life”)
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
when i say "CS is a humanity" dwarf fortress is basically what i'm talking about. it's a perfectly fine game but it's also a rare example of Programmer Art (complimentary)
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Imoen Chairman of the Communist Party of Baldur's Gate. @imoenisnotafemboi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You know when they announced a successful polio vaccine people literally stopped what they were doing and celebrated in the streets. Now kids are dying of measles, conservatism must be eradicated from our world.
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Kill-i Nyx [BJFA] 🏳️‍⚧️🔆🏳️‍⚧️ @lilinyx.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/10/2026
its very convenient when people admit their crimes like this, if only there were actually going to be consequences, its a shame crime is legal
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Shabana Mir @shabana.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
She condemned the Biden U.S. arms deal with Israel, and as retaliation the Biden administration opened an investigation against her. The Trump administration is actually piggybacking off that Democratic investigation. Both parties are cesspools of Islamophobia.
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Bailey @baileyfeesh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 12/10/2026
very much enjoying that loading up a website with the trans flag with my dark mode extension makes it the shadow the hedgehog trans flag
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chimera aunt @strangelittlevine.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
the Russian bots are net bad for the world and annoying but I regret to report the number one global exporter of reactionary politics is, continuing an unbroken 70+ year winning streak, still the United States of America. America doesn't need anyone's help to slide towards fascism
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I don't think any of my followers need to hear this but Columbus was a genocidal bastard EVEN BY THE STANDARDS OF HIS TIME AND PEER GROUP. He was brought back to Europe in irons because of how he treated Indigenous people, and given how much 15c. Europeans cared about Indigenous people, that's *bad*
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