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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Nothing makes me feel like more of an abject failure at life than when a beautiful woman calls me “dude,” and dear reader I once crashed an airplane. I should probably explain.

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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 1h

the nanoparticulate membrane, when inserted up the nose, sends an electrical signal to your body's reproductive hub - the "bone zone" if you will - and wipes all possible psychological and physical memory of having ever touched yourself, with only mildly severe side effects

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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 1h

sharks, if you'll look here, you'll see my co-founder Dan Skidrow blasting ropes that were heretofore impossible for a 55 year old man to shoot. he's also screaming in confusion and terror. that's because our product makes every time you jerk off feel like the first time you've ever done it.

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Dana Houle @danahoule.bsky.social · 13h

Ah, this may be it: 1989 Teamsters were put under federal oversight bc they’d been mobbed up forever. Ever since they’ve looked to Repubs to help them end the consent decree. Nothing was more important to them I looked, & sure enough, DOJ just ended federal oversight teamster.org/2026/09/u-s-...

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U.S. District Court Grants End to 37-Year Federal Monitorship of Teamsters Union

(WASHINGTON) – After nearly four decades, the U.S. government has officially ended federal monitorship of the International Brotherhood of Teamsters, followin

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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 03/10/2026

First time catching a sunset in a squirrel eye. Might make this a thing.

The vertical eye of a squirrel with the reflection of the sun setting over trees in the distance and the reflection of the tree in the foreground

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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 10h

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hether you re planning a spontaneous uprising, open-ended jihad or a brutal insurection, the Toyota Hilux is the number one choice of madcap technical for self-respecting insurgents across the globe.
Compatible with all major lines of looted weaponary and with decades of proud service behind it, make sure your roving gangs of armed banditry ride to battle in style.
Warranty may be voided by the addition of calibres in excess of 23mm and the application of air-to-ground rocket pods is not recommended by Toyota Motors PLC.

TOYOTA Technical Tree
Anti-Tank Tree
Rocket Tree
Anti-Air Tree
Premium
105mm Howitzer
Rocket Pod
Anti-Air Machinegun
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Scavenged Tank Cannon
Rocket Cannon
Anti-Air Autocannon
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Anti-Air Missile
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originial: @Sd_Kfz205 translation: @kbnet

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Problematic Otter @problematicotter.bsky.social · 10h

It sure seems like every college team up to and including Texas is pretty beatable this year

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Problematic Otter @problematicotter.bsky.social · 10h

Between the AI bubble popping and what seems like the new normal interest rates, it feels pretty inevitable there's going to be a *ton* of PE carnage in the next few years. Which, good, but also plz not the one that owns us

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Will Sommer @willsommer.bsky.social · 11h

New development this afternoon: Ben Shapiro's pro-ICE movie has lost its right to film in a Montana town, after city officials voted to suspend their filming permit. bsky.app/profile/will...

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Problematic Otter @problematicotter.bsky.social · 10h

I'm just going to spend tonight trying not to remember what the 80s economy did to this state

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Jeff Asher @jeffasher.bsky.social · 10h

😬😬😬

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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 23h

The first move for Skydance after the merger announcement: fire the studio executives who brought in One Battle After Another and Sinners.

hollywoodreporter.com

Michael De Luca, Pamela Abdy Out at Warner Bros.

The news comes as Paramount Skydance is readying to finalize its deal for the legacy studio.

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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 13h

can’t get over how good the univ of houston’s astronaut/solar system-themed helmets today looked

helmet on the sideline designed to resemble a helmet worn by astronauts

two university of houston players wearing helmets designed to resemble a helmet worn by astronauts

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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 16h

Anyway here is local celebrity Derby, a dachshund. She has a generally positive outlook on life and enjoys her walks, though her legs are very short

A chubby dachshund with a red leash standing on the sidewalk, looking you expectantly at you

Derby again. Her length and girth are, somehow, even more glorious here

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Brian Actors Guild @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 03/10/2026

Getting ratioed to hell over there

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Rebecca Williams @rebeccawilliams.info · 15h

all of these examples are just an opportunity to uncover some preexisting psychological wound that needs tending to here the headline should be Parents Strapped for Cash Who Lack Aesthetic Discernment Are Grifted by Opportunists

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15h

ACC your mysteries never cease

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Problematic Otter @problematicotter.bsky.social · 15h

I watched it on a plane flight and had to actively suppress a couple of loud hoots

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Problematic Otter @problematicotter.bsky.social · 15h

There were at least 2 different fight scenes in The Furious that made my jaw drop

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Problematic Otter @problematicotter.bsky.social · 15h

Angela Paxton: As an expert on taking one for the team with this fucking guy, it's not that bad

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Problematic Otter @problematicotter.bsky.social · 15h

OK but counterpoint: you got to ride a bike and stuff your face

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Problematic Otter @problematicotter.bsky.social · 16h

Angela Paxton: As an expert on taking one for the team with this fucking guy, it's not that bad

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Problematic Otter @problematicotter.bsky.social · 16h

40% of this country does not pay any attention to politics but they all fill up their vehicles with dinosaur juice

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Problematic Otter @problematicotter.bsky.social · 16h

I would _love_ to have been a fly on the wall in the negotiations over getting her to do this

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Problematic Otter @problematicotter.bsky.social · 16h

I feel like there are going to be a thousand TAEKS coming out of this election when the main lesson to be learned here is "whatever your policies, do NOT fuck with gas prices"

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Problematic Otter @problematicotter.bsky.social · 16h

Do you know how repellent a human you have to be that the best they can get out of your ex-wife who stuck with you through impeachment hearings is "believe me, I *know*, but we need the seat"

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 16h

Just became the first person to ever think "oh wow, UMass is trailing in a football game"

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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 18h

“This is for my boy Paul mthrfkr!”

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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 18h

sorry guys, that Annie Jacobsen tweet about the plague was a wild ride that started with a former colleague of mine who now works at The Atlantic sharing her post and suggesting to follow her and then unraveled in real time when it was impossible to source outside of The Moscow Times

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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 17h

For sexual misconduct investigations, I use anonymous sourcing, but they still have to speak to fact checkers, provide screenshots, AND we interview corroborating sources who were told about the allegations. It strikes me all the time that the standards are higher for those than national security.

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Problematic Otter @problematicotter.bsky.social · 17h

So that ESPN Super Bowl ad is definitely AI slop, right

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 19h

The very concept of yelling at the pope on Twitter is so fucking funny

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Problematic Otter @problematicotter.bsky.social · 19h

This isn't the most important part but I feel like "I have a theater degree" already implies experience in Getting Weird With It

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Problematic Otter @problematicotter.bsky.social · 22h

Actually no the music is better now, but it was fun having a party under a highway

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Problematic Otter @problematicotter.bsky.social · 22h

The music was better when we had a chance of being arrested for attending

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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 23h

Holy shit, the favorability ratings: Talarico 47/38 (indies 57/30) Paxton 39/51 (indies 27/68) Turek 44/34 Hinson 41/45 Brown 46/41 (indies 47/36) Husted 37/47 (indies:35/50) Peltola 50/42 (indies 68/28) Sullivan 42/53 (indies 24/73) Hamilton 39/27 Marshall 40/45

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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 23h

this is the first one of these "the alarm must be raised" pieces that actually makes sense, largely because he says something obvious: no one at the company has any clue about how safety engineering works

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