Reposted by Franta PrknoMatt Trueblood @matrueblood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I finally made it, guys. I am part of the 1%.static.klipy.comPaul Rudd: Who Would've Thought? Not MeAlt: Paul Rudd: Who Would've Thought? Not Me 2471662
Reposted by Franta PrknoNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Doctors say that measles is one of the deadliest and most contagious infectious diseases in the world. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and cuts penises off raccons says you'll be fine if you drink raw milk and bathe in raw sewage. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust. 141041189
Reposted by Franta PrknoGerraint @gerraint.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Therapist: I need you to write letters to the people who have wronged you and then throw them into the fire. Me: Ok, but what do I do with the letters? 313435
Reposted by Franta PrknoGeorge Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Inflation is so bad these days that taking a $50,000 cash bribe can't even get you indicted. SAD!! Thank you for your attention to this matter. 526305066688
Reposted by Franta PrknoArieh Kovler @ariehkovler.com · 17/04/2025Demanding "viewpoint diversity" in peer-reviewed medical science journals is literally just DEI for wrong people. Bad experiements and incorrect analyses shouldn't face discrimination, right? 515348
Reposted by Franta PrknoJeva Lange 🫎 @jeva.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Final_Version_of_Tarrifs_actualFINALcopy_version7_USETHISONE.docx 289233124875
Reposted by Franta PrknoPatrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Your reciprocal tariff is the year of your birth divided by your state's legal drinking age. This is called science. 1031462
Reposted by Franta PrknoBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 11/03/2025"The Canadians, Jerry! They've been sending us fentanyl all this time!" 119618
Reposted by Franta PrknoJames @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 11/03/2025I swear to God every single day of this administration feels like a new Kramer B-plot. 939728
Reposted by Franta PrknoNicole Tersigni @nicsigni.bsky.social · 05/03/2025you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency. 15249607326499
Reposted by Franta PrknoNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Whether it’s the Ukrainian armed forces successfully holding off a Russian invasion, or Donald Trump aiding and abetting that invasion, both sides are engaging Russia in a surprising fashion. 4975102
Reposted by Franta PrknoRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 19/02/2025if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power 474265683737
Reposted by Franta PrknoPatrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Trump: I think we should invade Easter Island. MAGA: Easter Islanders are demanding liberation! NY Times: Easter Island, more important than you think. Pentagon: Put together some invasion plans for Easter Island. Trump: Actually I meant Malta. 1330060
Reposted by Franta PrknoPatrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 04/02/2025To me, “conservative” means don’t break things before you’re really sure you know how to fix them. And even then, doubt that confidence. 1513717
Reposted by Franta PrknoMika Walker Kane @mwalkerkane.bsky.social · 26/01/2025"Don't feel guilt over your past atrocities" is actually a common Roman salutation. 443641
Reposted by Franta PrknoNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/01/2025To ensure balanced coverage of birthright citizenship, The LA Times will publish two versions of the Constitution: one that includes the 14th Amendment and one that skips straight from the 13th to the 15th. by Patrick Soon-Shiong 261769187
Reposted by Franta PrknoNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 22/01/2025It’s funny how DEI Democrats want government diversity when it comes to race, religion, and gender, but they don’t care about representation of alcoholics, wife beaters, and Russian agents. by Charlie Kirk 201765202
Reposted by Franta PrknoArieh Kovler @ariehkovler.com · 14/01/2025The perfect headline doesn't exi—theguardian.comLazio fire far-right eagle mascot handler over his social media penis postsLazio fired the far-right sympathiser who handles their eagle mascot after he posted a series of videos and pictures of his erect penis online 2132
Reposted by Franta PrknoNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 10/01/2025As a principled free speech advocate, I believe that all fact-checking should be banned. 431599139
Reposted by Franta PrknoGluten-free Seitan @davidjohansen.bsky.social · 03/12/2024High social trust is useful for group efforts, rebellious or otherwise. 2918
Reposted by Franta PrknoStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Korea Expert here. I’ll explain what’s going on over there because the Orient can be confusing to Westerners. In Korea, there is a concept known as “the law.” (법) This is a set of rules which are enforced to encourage prosocial behavior and ensure stability which leaders aren’t allowed to break. 17391402226
Reposted by Franta PrknoNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 26/11/2024A senile sociopath prevailed in the 2024 presidential election by winning a large majority of the votes of Americans who have not attended college. Here’s why we need to fix our universities. 20797125
Reposted by Franta Prknoslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 23/11/2024doctor: make sure you drink plenty of fluids me: that’s literally all i drink 113125711431
Reposted by Franta PrknoAndy Richter @andyrichter.co · 23/11/2024I used to love going to the salad bar but then they put up a sneeze guard and turned it into an echo chamber 234162761665
Reposted by Franta PrknoDarth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 22/11/2024The problem with appeasement is you eventually run out of other people’s countries. 393274733
Reposted by Franta Prknohalfbackjack @halfbackjack.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Elon is the second coming of Baghdad Bob. 031
