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privateideation.bsky.social

@privateideation.bsky.social
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Upstanding citizen if you squint right, mostly reformed hoodlum. Skeets reflect the official position of my employer.

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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 7h
Strongly seconded
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Bill Horton @mrhortywho.bsky.social · 7h
I've been saying this for YEARS! bsky.app/profile/mrho...
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 8h
who knows if jackson can win this thing but i am glad that he is making clear that susan collins's whole scam is to do everything she can to make life worse for mainers and then take credit for mitigating it in the slightest way possible
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Mr. Spooky, If You're Nasty @mrskippy69.myatproto.social · 6h
Fuck i wish i was washed like okada. "Washed". Look at the shape his cohorts are in vs him. Ibushi and Tanahashi can barely move, Naito is a shadow of himself, and Kenny has to basically work part time. Okada was on top longer than most of those guys and he's still working weekly. "Washed". Fuck.
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 6h
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WilliamRudisill @wrudisill.bsky.social · 11h
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Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 16h
It's absolutely bonkers to me that this image led directly to this tweet.
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Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 16h
"You know I used to be a really big proponent of working hard, but after I saw these brown people at a football game..."
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 7h
Like Carrie White before him, that man was right and those motherfuckers had it coming!
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 7h
That little man has rights!!
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Spooky Stephie Skeletons 🏳️‍⚧️ @stephiesparda.bsky.social · 22h
On *some* level I can empathize with having difficulty entirely abandoning Harry Potter. It sucks when the thing you like funds real world harm in such a direct and obvious way, even compared to other IPs that also give support to bad entities. That said, you're all adults now. Stop making excuses.
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 8h
Someone needs to beat the brakes off this woman.
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 8h
Some people clearly do not understand that if someone is motivated enough they can make your life hell.
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Karla Monterroso @karlaliliana.bsky.social · 8h
It is really so wild to see folks whose whole experience of conflict is getting powerful institutions to resolve friction for them.
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 12h
*snicker*
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 12h
You seem to have forgotten you made the mistake of giving me your phone number...
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 12h
Meanwhile everyone at my house is nervous because I've got the president being assailed by the Blind Dead in my front yard...
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 12h
No need, officer! *feverishly gluing a photo of the Sarlacc to my Real ID*
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 12h
Phrenological examinations at polling places but they fucked up and ordered millions of speculums instead of calipers.
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Rascal News @rascal.news · 13h
The folks who create Dungeons & Dragons and Magic The Gathering are unionizing with @uwotc-official.bsky.social and they have identified a new pain point -- the inability to own the work they create off the clock.
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The workers at Wizards of the Coast are teaming up
Workers at Dungeons & Dragons and Magic the Gathering demand ownership of personal work made off the clock.
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 12h
But tomorrow I'm gonna add some Mario Bava lighting so it'll be TASTEFUL.
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 12h
Is it perhaps excessive to have a halloween display of hooded figures tearing the heart from our president on an altar while a massive skeletal dog with animated hearts in his eyes waits to eat it, a 12' Home Depot skeleton appreciates the scene, and tiny demons gnaw at Donnie's bones? Perhaps...
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KDotInk @kdotink.bsky.social · 13h
Before we were Federally Married, even though we were married in MA (a Stare we didn't live in), we had to pay 4 TIMES the tax of federally married couples.. We also had to hire an accountant bc NO ONE could figure it out. So unless your Religious Liberties extend to tax rules, you can get fucked.
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 15h
If they win I look forward to Ben Shapiro coming to Chicago to celebrate and getting his ass whooped by some latina for talking shit only to find out that that was actually the appetizer beating and her boyfriend is a bricklayer with a name like Kowalski who looks like Shrek discovered peptides.
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 15h
As someone who walks like he charges a toll to cross over his house lemme tell you, the way she floats when she steps is some kinda witchcraft.
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Spookie Shields 🎃 @j3zz-g.bsky.social · 17h
Finally: A probiotic drink with cystits bacteria!
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 18h
Gonna get that
Donkey Kong sports drink as called “burning DK.”
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 30/06/2025
wrist-deep in that DKussy
A lady with her hand inserted into some kind of muff-pillow thing in the shape of a Donkey Kong barrel with big plush DK letters on it
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 19h
Periodic reminder that guillotines are the moderate solution
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 19h
Again, guillotines are the moderate solution.
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Charles In Charge (of trains) @thecharles1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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EROCY @erocy.world · 05/10/2026
yah man, shit works
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Oy! @espo4615.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
These are the basic contours of every major religious schism
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They're Bartlebent.
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Michael Cisco @michaelcisco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a skeleton farming a pumpkin patch at night
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is your house overrun with singing, dancing skeletons?
A PSA style comic
Big text at the top says
Is your house overrun with singing, dancing skeletons?
Call 1-888-SKELETON today"

In the center, there's a concerned looking person holding a phone while skeletons that look sort of like the skeletons from the Silly Symphonies cartoon The Skeleton Dance dance in the background.
The person says to the phone
"is this 1-888-skeleton?"
"Yes, we have skeleton," comes the reply.
"I don't understand- do you get rid of the skeletons or bring more skeletons?"
"Yes," says the operator.
"What? D... D... Damnit," says the caller.

Big text at the bottom says "operators are standing by! Call now!"
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Drewcifer Rising 🎃😈 @drewdietsch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nothing can prepare you for THE BOXER'S OMEN. I can warn you that it's a gut-churning (literally) gross-out fantasy unlike anything you've seen, but that still won't properly prep you for this apotheosis of HK cinema's "black magic" genre. It defies explanation. It must be seen to be believed.
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THE BOXER'S OMEN | GenreVision — GenreVision
Batshit doesn’t even begin to describe it.
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm not sure he does since it sounds like he's talking about a DDT or a piledriver. The Stunner wouldn't be driving his head into concrete. Despite looking like the guy who smells like ass at an indie show, Tracey clearly doesn't know ball.
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BREAKING: Trump just caved — claiming online that his super PAC will now pay for those propaganda ads taxpayers had previously been funding.
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Anthony L. Fisher @anthonylfisher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Found the perfect screengrab to use the next time someone tries to tell me I’m missing out on important discourse by not using Elon Musk’s mircoblog site
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was thinking Continental, actually. Really throw a curveball and have it be defended by Bloodsport rules once a year or so.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My man looks like someone tried to kill Mr. Blonde using type-2 diabetes
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My man looks like he narrated a PragerU Kids cartoon about "Old Joe Mengele"
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My man looks like a non-fungible asshole
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My man looks like Edward Norton having a bad reaction to shellfish
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My man looks like his father relocated his family to South Africa *because* of apartheid
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My man looks like he's unveiling a fertility project he's dubbed "artificial inseminagence"
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My man looks like he‘s demanding the ransom be paid in unmarked krugerrands
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