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@privateideation.bsky.social
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Upstanding citizen if you squint right, mostly reformed hoodlum. Skeets reflect the official position of my employer.

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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Age yourself with a childhood crush
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gonna get that
Donkey Kong sports drink as called “burning DK.”
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Dril tweet saying “and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Image of Rene Magritte’s “Treachery of Images” painting feature a starkly realistic painting of a pipe with the words “this is not a pipe” written in cursive in French beneath it.
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What's an example of perfect casting? Every single person in this poster was literally irreplaceable.
Poster for The Birdcage (1986) directed by Mike Nichols. The word "the" is in gold and "Birdcage" in jaunty cursive lightbulbs on a bubblegum pink background. Below it is a gold and white patio umbrella. Robin William and Nathan Lane sit in beach chairs, wearing attractive linen beachwear beneath the umbrella. On either side of them are Dianne Weist in an extremely conservative skirt suit, standing much as you would expect of a senator's wife, and Gene Hackman in a black suit with a brown tie, looking dour. 

A perfect film.
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Someone bring me the Tiger King...
Marble bust of the Roman emperor Diocletian, who was somewhat too tolerant of Christianity.
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Who's Swerve bringing to All In? Wrong answers only. #AEW 🤼‍♂️
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Water libel?
Screen cap from Office Space. A white man with a mullet and trucker mustache is saying “shit no, man. I believe you get your ass kicked saying something like that.”
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Me after wasting the hospital's entire reverse surgery budget in solidarity.
Man in a costume where every part of his body is covered in semi-erect penises with balls. His head is also a penis. His chin is also balls. He is like a sea urchin of cock.
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Extreme close-up of Brigitte Lahaie's eyes over what you cannot tell is a scythe in Fascination.Michael Caine with a perfect three piece suit and a double barrel shotgun.
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The coat:
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Jail, huh? Thats certain a response to involuntary servitude, I suppose.
A black and white photograph of a young John Brown.
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This person posted a one star review of The New York Ripper, a movie which does not appear to be streaming for free anywhere. They had to put effort in to either download it or seek it out or pay for it. I don’t want to shame them, but I gotta know how this happened!
A cropped Letterboxd front page showing favorite movies as “Challengers, Klute, The Piano, and The Talented Mr Ripley” and recently watched films “La Dolce Vita; O Brother, Where Art Thou; The Trutth Can Be Adjusted; and Madonna, The Truth Dare.”
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
People keep thinking we're just talking shit but...
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Soldier F is David Cleary, but we have all of their names...
Sign on a light pole reading 
"Bloody Sunday
January 30th 1972
The names of the British Soldiers involved in Bloody Sunday and Ballymurphy Massacre...
Soldier E - Corporal Terry Hood
Soldier F - Lancor Corporal David James Cleary
Soldier G - Private Alan Cook
Soldier H -Private K. Gallop
Soldier L - Private Lee
Soldier N - Lieutenant John S. MacPhie
Soldier O - Sergeant  Andrew Robb Welsh
Soldier Q - Private Blakely
Soldier T - Private Ian McKay

Brits E, F, G, and H were responsible for 10 murders on Bloody Sunday alone."
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Post a random picture or everything else will go bad in July.
A crudely drawn image of a man eating a sandwich. The following words are written around it:

"I WISH MY WIFE WOULD LET ME HAVE A MAN CAVE! THE CLOSEST THING I'VE GOT IS THIS HOAGIE DUNGEON, AND THAT'S JUST A CLOSET SHE MAKES ME EAT HOAGIES IN BECAUSE THE SOUNDS I MAKE WHEN I'M EATING DISGUST HER...

...SHE SAY'S IT SOUNDS LIKE I'M TRYING TO SPEAK IN THE PREDATOR'S LANGUAGE."
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Unforgiven perfectly captures the soul of America as it is rather than as we believe or imagine it to be. Your hero is a monster, your villain believes he is your hero, there is no justice but what can be bought, and when Death rides in on his pale horse "deserve" has got nothing to do with it.
Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven. He stands in the rain, black hat and duster, face slightly bloodied. He is snearing out an order to the town to bury his friend and a threat to return and kill their families if they do not comply. A gun is in his waistband, still hot from killing a dozen men including the sheriff and the unarmed bar keep. Torrential rain falls from the sky. The frame is split between light and darkness with the darkness winning by an inch. Eastwood is split almost 50/50. The American flag is burry in the background, on the side of the light but hovers only over left side of his body, where a gun is holstered but not the hand he would use to reach it.
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Repost a movie from the 70s that starts with a B THE BIRD WITH THE CRYSTAL PLUMAGE
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
*Tapping the sign*
Image of a large, bald, bearded man with extensive body hair looking somehow both tired and intimidating with the text

"Some wrestlers are just fuckin stupid I don't know what to tell you"
- Big Damo
@DamoMackle
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Waiting in a parking lot, windows down, vest on, slow nodding, jamming Funeralopolis. Someiddle aged Black guy walked past stopped, listened for a second, bobbed his head, and said “that shits too heavy for me but that’s just cause I’m saved.” I can’t stop laughing.
Electric Wizard’s Dopethrone album. The image is a lowfi high contrast drawing of Lucifer smoking a bong with black slides behind him.
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I believe that attempting to suspend Habeas for any reason ought to be an offense punished by outlawry.
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Greg walking into court like:
Picture of Eddie Kingston wearing a championship belt and carrying two more, snarling, wearing a rosary around his neck and a shirt that says "Eddie Kingston KING OF THE BUM.S"
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Mark Henry, holding a jar with the caption “guys you gotta take reindeer organs”
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Again?
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Deathgasm.
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Thekla, a woman with bleach blonde hair in a pink jacket, stands behind Skye Blue, a woman with dark hair and striking black and silver eye make up. Thekla is grinning, Skye Blue looks piteous. Thekla is saying "I'd love to stop calling people dumb bitches! But there are just too many dumb bitches."
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone "Jim...can I call you Jim? I just want a minute of your time, I think you would be perfect in my movie and I - I just want you to know I'm a big admirer of your work. I brought this champagne for us to celebrate, Jim..."
A wet, wild eyed, disheveled Joe Spinell attempting to reason with someone while holding a broken bottle of Moet menacingly.
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
"I fucking told you people..."
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I knew you were right but I was not expecting the graphs to match up so well.
Graph of overdose deaths in the US going back a decade with a clear spike starting in 2019, peaking in 2023 then beginning to fall.
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Pick a Bind from photos you already have on your phone.
Toni Storm dressed as Carmen San Diego.
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Finally, my chance to be president!
A ridiculous gold Nambu Type 14 pistol that is, somehow, also a katana.
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Jessica Harper as Suzy Bannion in Suspiria, drenched both by the rain and the stark colors of Argento's lighting as she's in the back of a German cab, isolated, not speaking the language, completely alone, and aware that something is wrong.
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Rolling Stone Records in Chicago would sell a newly minted middle schooler anything.
Cover for White Zombie's La Sexorcisto, Devil Music, Volume One. The band members are dressed somewhere between grunge and heavy metal. The color scheme is purple, neon green, yellow, and orange. Theres a psychedelic and early exploitation film style aesthetic overall.
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
British style tabloids hounding our politicians and exposing their every wrongdoing for profit is good, actually.
Norman Rockwell’s “Freedom of Speech” in which a man stands at a town hall to bravely tell everyone in attendance to eat his entire ass.
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Guess there’s variants…
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Woah, look what I found in the wild! I talked to like three guys who’d read it. Good shit! @karnythia.bsky.social
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Joe Spinell dressed in a leisure suit in Maniac during a rare scene in which he is interacting with a woman he is not yet planning to scalp.
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
On the other hand…
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Posters for the last four movies I’ve watched with ratings. Death Walks On High Heels (2.5 stars), Summer of Sam (4 stars, rewatch), The Nude Vampire (3.5 stars), and Crazy Desires of a Murderer (2 stars).
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
René Magritte’s The Treachery of Images. A realistically rendered image of a pipe above the text “Ceci n’est pas une pipe.” In English this would be translated “this is not a pipe.”
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond.
Joe Spinell. He's in a densely patterned shirt with a bow tie, greasy as the day is long, his hair is wild and matted, a thin mustache frames his lips mid sentence, his wild eyes are deeply set in a deeply lined face, he's trying to convince you of something, talking with one hand, wielding the jagged remains of a Moet bottle in the other.
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Give me more character actors that look like guys you'd remember!
Ernest Borgnine, a with several gaps in his smile, a broad nose, a square face, a square jaw, and massive eyebrows. He looks like a cartoon gangster and he is incredible.
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
Eddie Kingston in a white Yankess shirt, covered in blood, looking like a zombie, carrying a can of gasoline, determined to commit murder on live television.
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Shocker explores the same ideas as Scream but is superior in every conceivable way.
Norman Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech" painting in which a man stands at a town hall meeting to speak his mind.
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
This is a good and healthy form of public participation and a necessary check on corporate overreach.
Norman Rockwell’s painting “Freedom of Speech” in which a man has earnestly stood up to voice an opinion during a crowded town hall.
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Joe Spinell goes to Cannes and envisions his ideal self like this:
Joe Spinell with a thin mustache, grinning, standing next to a 35mm camera. He's wearing a white suit, black shirt, white tie, black pocket square, thin red scarf, and fedora. He's smoking a cigarette in a cigarette holder thats easily 8 inches long.
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