iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

sorry everyone. My new favorite action figure broke, and now I’m desolate. It was a mint condition Gordon Ramsey from Hells Kitchen Season 12. #apology #gordon #hellskitchen i hope all this social media doesn’t wake up my wife

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

have you guys seen that #nosferatu yet? i heard a rumor that #vampires aren’t real, but i don’t tend to buy into #conspiracy theories

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

finally discovered a new #island. this #expedition stuff is really hard. did you guys know that #boats require fuel now? what ever happened to sails?

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

what if I’ve reached my #peak. it’s all downhill from here. pre-order #SpiderMan: Eat my Home digital edition using my personalized link: www.spiderman.com/orderthespidermanmovieplease

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

fiddler on the roof review: not enough #roofs. not enough #fiddlers. where’s your goddamn integrity #hollywood.

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

the #state shouldn’t have a #monopoly on violence. they should give the monopoly to me. I’m a trustworthy guy.

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

here’s my weekly #baseball tweet everybody. here’s a tip for the first #basemen out there: if you catch the ball before it hits the ground, the batter is out (in the game, not like in a #closeted context)

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

hey everybody quick update: some #cryptid (dont know which) kidnapped my #wife last night and wants $800,000 for her safe return so if anyone would like to #sponser future posts please let me know

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

how soon before announcing step 2 of a #plan should I announce step 1? i’d really like to get the #timing right on this or my investors are gonna be pissed

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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/12/2024

🚨🚨🚨 MAJOR ALERT: EVERYONE BREAK YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW !!!

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

does anyone have any #plans tomorrow #evening? my wife and i would like to go out to #dinner but my stupid grandson #mervin doesn’t have anything to do so can i pawn him off on one of you? he likes #baseball but please dont give him any dairy he’s lactose intolerant

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

i think it’s pretty #fucked up that they don’t let black people post on #Facebook. it’s really weird that it’s just sort of something you’re expected to accept. well guess what, liberals, im not so easily controlled #free #politics #gaming ok google show me casserole recipes

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

me: hey dave. you disgusting freak. fat piece of shit. do you know how to turn on the copy machine dave: button on the left me: wow.. thank you. i see now that being different is your strength. you are brave & strong. i love you dave. would you like to join the boys & i later for some People Games

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 17/12/2024

they made Gerald Witcher a girl in the new game, so I threw my Xbox out the window and it killed a small dog, and now everyone's mad at me for having an opinion

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

ok mervin: when is #baseball coming back. sometimes i need to ask my grandson mervin to look up #questions for me and oh my god not until March what the fuck im #pissed at least the cubs are playing, they’re pretty neat

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

if it’s still available can I order some #mozzarella sticks. no I don’t need any sauce I have too much #sauce 🥫at home already. #italian #pizzahut #gaming

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

my wife is #missing again. if anyone sees her please let me know we’re supposed to be going to her friends’ #charity gala and i think it will be fairly awkward if i show up without her. #wifeguy

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

this reminds me of when I failed my political science final in college because I brought a volcano to class and the professor said that it was a different kind of science

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

hey everyone i have a huge update on my mount rushmore replica project, “Mount Rushmost” where we carve the most #presidents into a big rock wall: we’ve finally started on dwight #eisenhower, that #bald bastard. stay tuned im gonna start james #garfield and his big beard soon #diy #mountrushmore

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

one time my brother did this to me. i wont get into any of the gruesome medical details , but let’s just say im not rushing to get him out of that well he fell down a few days ago

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

and theyre charging for sitting down at the movie theater now? used to be you could just walk into the theater and if you stood behind the back row menacingly enough they would leave you alone. now they threaten you with their fancy city lawyers.

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

spiderman didn’t write the bible i don’t know where you get your news but i think you should consider seeking out higher quality sources

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

(beeping and booping noises) finally…. my machine is ready. all of you #haters that said I could never accomplish anything will be proven #wrong #invention #engineering shit it just fell over everything’s ruined and my moms gonna make fun of me again

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

here’s my official review of #marvelrivals new video game 🎮 : i havent played it yet but my grandson mervin and my wife natasha really like it. im not sure ill give it a try though; i haven’t touched a #marvel property since they killed stan lee #gaming #review

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

congrats man. i tried to play this new game “monopoly simpsons edition” with the family but we realized its just a rip off of monopoly. the parker brothers should sue.

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

i also would like a poll feature, it would let me run my famous chili contest virtually. so far tho, no one is willing to ship me their chili. i guess theyre right that it wouldn’t do too well in the cardboard box.

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

one day you’ll see what it’s like to live in my #shoes. theyre very spacious. two bed and two bath. rent starts at 1200 a month #landlord #tenant #realestate

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

if they make another fucking #spiderman movie im gonna flip out. theres like 10 spider man movies but no one’s made a movie about johann gutenburg yet. thats crazy. #movies #musings #johann what’s everyone’s favorite johaan gutenburg moment

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

just ate some raisins

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

did Popeye ever eat spinach or was that a dream I had

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

I just saw #Conclave with Natasha (my wife) #wifeguy. She thought it was grandiose. now I don’t know what that means but I thought that Ralph guy was a hoot. #letterboxd #review #movie #movies mervin can you get the hacksaw out of the garage

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

ive met Matt he’s a piece of shit tell him don’t bother

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

does sara know anything about putting spackle in drywall my neighbor is working on a project

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

sorry I meant mervin sometimes I confuse my grandson with Marvin Gaye

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risperdoll @risperdoll.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

i am NOT a "league of legends player". i am a good person. who has moments of weakness

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

can you teach me how to play? my grandson Marvin plays all the time and im trying to spend more time with him since he’s going to go on his cliff diving world tour soon. big fan of your stuff btw.

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

i wish I could move to LA but my wife natasha recently bought a 5G tower nearby as an “investment” im not one of those conspiratorial types but she keeps staring at it and saying “soon” and she wants to break ground under our land for a bunker so im keeping my eye on her

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

what’s this new #yuri thing everyone’s talking about? my grandson Mervin won’t shut up about it. Mervin if you’re reading this go do your #chores the lawn is atrociously overgrown #yardwork anyone have a blender i can borrow to make #protein shakes for #Mervin? #bulking

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

i hope they draft my grandson Mervin he’s a real whizz with the knuckleball but he keeps getting suspended from his high school for climbing the rafters

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

that’s really good to hear. it didn’t really work out where I live. our mayor read about this town in Alaska that’s all one building and tried something similar but it didn’t work because no one wanted to move into his basement, even though he spent all this money on pinball machines.

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

did you guys know that #starwars is based off of the #vietnam war? #george Lucas #gaming my brothers still in the well

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

whats up with the #film button here i keep clicking it but it refuses to take me to #fandango dot com to purchase #movie tickets

This is a screenshot of the area where you can draft a post on the bluesky and I circled the part that looks like a film reel

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

i actually used to be a municipal judge but i got voted out after I refused to put the local town crier to death. they all misread the boy who cried wolf and thought she was causing all the devastating wolf attacks in our neighborhood

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

when I was younger I used to eat on the school bus and all the kids would call me “school bus billy” jokes on them though, last I heard they were still living on the bus and I get to walk around, a free man

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

have you guys seen my wife we’re gonna miss the 7:30 showing of conclave

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

nobody really makes #evil schemes anymore huh. i suppose these days, with #woke being how it is, they try to cancel you for being evil. #musings #gaming my wife and I are seeing #conclave tonight so please shut off your #phones for the duration of the #film. #movies

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