iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

sorry everyone. My new favorite action figure broke, and now I’m desolate. It was a mint condition Gordon Ramsey from Hells Kitchen Season 12. #apology #gordon #hellskitchen i hope all this social media doesn’t wake up my wife

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

have you guys seen that #nosferatu yet? i heard a rumor that #vampires aren’t real, but i don’t tend to buy into #conspiracy theories

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

finally discovered a new #island. this #expedition stuff is really hard. did you guys know that #boats require fuel now? what ever happened to sails?

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

what if I’ve reached my #peak. it’s all downhill from here. pre-order #SpiderMan: Eat my Home digital edition using my personalized link: www.spiderman.com/orderthespidermanmovieplease

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

fiddler on the roof review: not enough #roofs. not enough #fiddlers. where’s your goddamn integrity #hollywood.

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

the #state shouldn’t have a #monopoly on violence. they should give the monopoly to me. I’m a trustworthy guy.

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

here’s my weekly #baseball tweet everybody. here’s a tip for the first #basemen out there: if you catch the ball before it hits the ground, the batter is out (in the game, not like in a #closeted context)

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

hey everybody quick update: some #cryptid (dont know which) kidnapped my #wife last night and wants $800,000 for her safe return so if anyone would like to #sponser future posts please let me know

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

how soon before announcing step 2 of a #plan should I announce step 1? i’d really like to get the #timing right on this or my investors are gonna be pissed

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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/12/2024

🚨🚨🚨 MAJOR ALERT: EVERYONE BREAK YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW !!!

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

does anyone have any #plans tomorrow #evening? my wife and i would like to go out to #dinner but my stupid grandson #mervin doesn’t have anything to do so can i pawn him off on one of you? he likes #baseball but please dont give him any dairy he’s lactose intolerant

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

i think it’s pretty #fucked up that they don’t let black people post on #Facebook. it’s really weird that it’s just sort of something you’re expected to accept. well guess what, liberals, im not so easily controlled #free #politics #gaming ok google show me casserole recipes

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

me: hey dave. you disgusting freak. fat piece of shit. do you know how to turn on the copy machine dave: button on the left me: wow.. thank you. i see now that being different is your strength. you are brave & strong. i love you dave. would you like to join the boys & i later for some People Games

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 17/12/2024

they made Gerald Witcher a girl in the new game, so I threw my Xbox out the window and it killed a small dog, and now everyone's mad at me for having an opinion

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

ok mervin: when is #baseball coming back. sometimes i need to ask my grandson mervin to look up #questions for me and oh my god not until March what the fuck im #pissed at least the cubs are playing, they’re pretty neat

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

if it’s still available can I order some #mozzarella sticks. no I don’t need any sauce I have too much #sauce 🥫at home already. #italian #pizzahut #gaming

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

my wife is #missing again. if anyone sees her please let me know we’re supposed to be going to her friends’ #charity gala and i think it will be fairly awkward if i show up without her. #wifeguy

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

hey everyone i have a huge update on my mount rushmore replica project, “Mount Rushmost” where we carve the most #presidents into a big rock wall: we’ve finally started on dwight #eisenhower, that #bald bastard. stay tuned im gonna start james #garfield and his big beard soon #diy #mountrushmore

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

(beeping and booping noises) finally…. my machine is ready. all of you #haters that said I could never accomplish anything will be proven #wrong #invention #engineering shit it just fell over everything’s ruined and my moms gonna make fun of me again

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

here’s my official review of #marvelrivals new video game 🎮 : i havent played it yet but my grandson mervin and my wife natasha really like it. im not sure ill give it a try though; i haven’t touched a #marvel property since they killed stan lee #gaming #review

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

one day you’ll see what it’s like to live in my #shoes. theyre very spacious. two bed and two bath. rent starts at 1200 a month #landlord #tenant #realestate

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

if they make another fucking #spiderman movie im gonna flip out. theres like 10 spider man movies but no one’s made a movie about johann gutenburg yet. thats crazy. #movies #musings #johann what’s everyone’s favorite johaan gutenburg moment

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

just ate some raisins

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

I just saw #Conclave with Natasha (my wife) #wifeguy. She thought it was grandiose. now I don’t know what that means but I thought that Ralph guy was a hoot. #letterboxd #review #movie #movies mervin can you get the hacksaw out of the garage

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risperdoll @risperdoll.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

i am NOT a "league of legends player". i am a good person. who has moments of weakness

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

what’s this new #yuri thing everyone’s talking about? my grandson Mervin won’t shut up about it. Mervin if you’re reading this go do your #chores the lawn is atrociously overgrown #yardwork anyone have a blender i can borrow to make #protein shakes for #Mervin? #bulking

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

did you guys know that #starwars is based off of the #vietnam war? #george Lucas #gaming my brothers still in the well

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

whats up with the #film button here i keep clicking it but it refuses to take me to #fandango dot com to purchase #movie tickets

This is a screenshot of the area where you can draft a post on the bluesky and I circled the part that looks like a film reel

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

nobody really makes #evil schemes anymore huh. i suppose these days, with #woke being how it is, they try to cancel you for being evil. #musings #gaming my wife and I are seeing #conclave tonight so please shut off your #phones for the duration of the #film. #movies

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

i seethe whenever i see a #dog wearing #shoes. save some for the rest of us you fucking bloodsuckers #capitalism #natasha i dont even care about #marvel movies anymore

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

hey can you look 👀 at this 👉 real quick 💨 (i make my #escape while you were #distracted. you should not have taken the time to look at the #emojis 🕹️.) they call me the modern day #houdini because i’ll die if you #punch me in the #stomach natasha can you put the goddamn #dog outside

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

i have some life advice for the average Joe going through life: change your name. that’s my grandpa’s name you can’t have it #grandpa #joe #gaming is over watch good yet? #tracer

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

really not looking forward to #christmas this year especially with all these fucking #dogs running around my house i just know my stupid cousin #margaret is gonna say something #holidays #cousin i haven’t even started brining yet #turkey life’s a mess man

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

can someone get my brother from the well #firstworldproblems #life #well #brother gonna go check on my tea kettle the water should really be boiling by now

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

collectibles in video games are such a weird concept imagine you’re in a war and your fellow soldier starts collecting like letters and badges and shit from the people you’re killing you’d think he was a psychopath #gaming #sniperelite have you guys seen wicked yet #realtalk

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Gaming? Gamers? 😊🎮!!! #gaming I like out of the park baseball #baseball sorry for the inconvenience

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

oh god I’m ruined #finance #grindset #truestory the chimney collapsed again today I need to buy sturdier rocks #home #contracting #homerenovation #hgtv Natasha’s pissed #wifeguy

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

please don’t approach me in public if you recognize me I’m very skittish and i might dox you on accident #websafety #lifetips #music any one seen the dog? is she hiding under the chair again? #dog #eldenring

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

good evening (vampire voice) #horror #tropes #woah #epic #gaming #furry #art sorry for all the hashtags I’m trying to drive engagement for a peer reviewed study on social media or something #socialmedia

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

anyone else like the nationals? im a big Luis Garcia jr guy. #baseball #nationals #dc haha uh oh I woke up my wife sorry Natasha

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

hey everyone I’m announcing a new product 📋! i don’t have a name for it yet 🤔, but it’s gonna be facebook for people that use fentanyl. stay tuned 😊. #entrepreneur #grindset if you know any web designers 👩‍💻 or drug counselors 💉 send me their resumes. #union #gaming

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

many will be opining on the evils of the for-profit healthcare system tonight, however i will be making italian jokes because it’s cheaper than lexapro

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Pride Controller @pridecontroller.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

step 1: headlock. there is no step 2. you have been defeated

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