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pretentiousjackal.bsky.social @pretentiousjackal.bsky.social · 11m
I didn't know that was in the Talmud. Sounds a lot like the saying: "Helping one person might not change the whole world, but it could change the world for one person." - Your mom on facebook, probably. The more you know...
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pretentiousjackal.bsky.social @pretentiousjackal.bsky.social · 46m
Been watching all the X-men movies and reading the Chris Claremont X-men comics for the first time. Out of all the characters for newer comics to make gay, why (Ultimate) Colossus and Ice-man? Colossus and Iceman are painfully boring. Feels like eating the scraps.
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pretentiousjackal.bsky.social @pretentiousjackal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Idea! Cyberpunk Electroswing Musical. Bladerunner except partner dancing is one of the last accurate Turring Tests. Robots get tripped up in unnatural ways. Robot hunter must dance battle with potential robots or allies to prove that they're either man or machine.
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pretentiousjackal.bsky.social @pretentiousjackal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Anyone else start getting youtube recs for weird biphobic, transphobic, political lesbian stuff? Like "bisexual cheating" compilation, or podcasts hating on broader definitions of lesbian that include bi or trans people. Is this just an election season thing? Is there AstroTERFing going on?
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pretentiousjackal.bsky.social @pretentiousjackal.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm trying to find LGBT sci-fi but what I found is overwhelmingly lesbian, woman, and nonbinary centered.
Orangutans gathered around a table, filled with sci-fi novels. Two orangutans are seemingly presenting the sci-fi novels to the third orangutan, who asks "where banana?" The books are:
All Systems Red by Martha Wells
Volatile Memory by Seth Haddon
Moss'd in space by Rebecca Thorne
Fable for the End of the World by Ava Reid
The Chimera Code by Wayne Santos
A Memory Called Empire by Arkady Martine
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pretentiousjackal.bsky.social @pretentiousjackal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Can we have a superhero action movie like X-Men: First Class, but with a lot of gratuitous scenes of men in underwear and chest harnesses, instead of a bunch of women in underwear and suspender stockings.
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They/Them (T. T. Perry) @ttpphd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You don't dismantle MAHA without dismantling "parents rights" somewhere along the way. So, get to work.
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pretentiousjackal.bsky.social @pretentiousjackal.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My headcanon for Indiana Jones's death is that he dies on United Airlines Flight 93, at the age of 102. He was a key revolting passenger. "I didn't know you could fly a plane." "Fly, yes. Land, no." Thus he was the definitive 20th century man. (1899 - 2001)
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Dan McQuillan @danmcquillan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Text: Treat your body like a data centre. Consume as much water and literature as possible. Upset local city councils with your existence. 
Background image: a bearded man putting up the frame of aparge tent in a muddy field with trees in the background.
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pretentiousjackal.bsky.social @pretentiousjackal.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I remember I learned the word "gender" as a kid because I wanted to make a fill-in-the-blank evil fortune cookie fortune that said "You play baseball like a (opposite-gender)." I needed to make my gendered insults inclusive, in order to give everyone dysphoria, equally.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Ciudad Juárez, 1892. Juan holds up a burrito and says "behold luis, I call it: the burrito." Luis eats it and says "this is delicious Juan, but how on earth does this look like a little donkey?" Juan thinks and surmises "it looks like the ones I grew up with." Juan takes Luis to a field of small, bow-legged cylindrical donkeys who appear to me in great distress. Luis looks on in terror as one of the donkeys repeats "kill me. kill me."
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pretentiousjackal.bsky.social @pretentiousjackal.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Learning about the Ute bear dance has made me so unexpectedly viscerally angry. Looks like more comphet shit dressed up as "respecting women". No consent for men? It's called the Bear Dance and you can't even have two bears dance together? When does the depressing gay rom-com come out?
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pretentiousjackal.bsky.social @pretentiousjackal.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
We need gay action-adventure movies like James Bond, Indiana Jones, Pirates of the Caribbean, or Guardians of the Galaxy featuring manizer heroes with their twink or bear damoiseaux in distress. Gays also deserve to turn their brain off to a macho wish-fulfillment fantasy.
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J.M. Berger PRE-ORDER THE POPE'S HITMAN @jmberger.com · 30/07/2026
The demise of "exact search" on demand is an underrated element of our cultural decline. There are two epistemological problems: First, the idea that inexact results are better than no results. Second, that giving you the provider's preferred results is better than giving you the result you seek.
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pretentiousjackal.bsky.social @pretentiousjackal.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I'm sick of noticing furries disappearing from the wider public sphere and the only trail I can find for why, is vagueposting about them doing something nasty, which doesn't let me know if there was ever any real crime or if it was just them drawing feral nsfw.
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
anarcho-catboyism
We really went from "free the nipple" to "um the public didn't consent to you wearing a choker"
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Valerie Halla @valeriehalla.dicot.moe · 23/07/2026
"decisions about whether or when minors access transgender medical care should be made by parents, not politicians" actually they should be made by the minors in question, who are human beings. if you don't need parental consent to experience one kind of puberty why should you need it for the other
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Rocket @rocketknight.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
About 35% of kink is downstream of neurodivergent people's need to be squeezed really hard
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Raymond Currier @teaandcharcoal.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I'm seeing a lot of framing about this as "attacking women's sports" but title IX is only tangentially about sports. It is primarily anti-educational discrimination. Just as the trans panic was not about sports, this is not about sports. They want women illiterate and unemployable.
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pretentiousjackal.bsky.social @pretentiousjackal.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
If the Odyssey movie is too woke for conservatives, I want to see how they react to an explicitly gay prequel adaptation of the Illiad. And then I want Plato's Symposium turned into a soap opera, where the lesbians crash the party to confront the gay men's mysogyny and youth obsession.
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Alex Wenzel @alexwenzel.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Flock’s whole premise (a surveilled society is safer) is completely undermined by the fact that cops are explicitly told that every interaction with the system is not only logged but a matter of public record, they see other cops ruin their own lives repeatedly, and they keep stalking people anyway.
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pretentiousjackal.bsky.social @pretentiousjackal.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I hate well-meaning centrists who fantasize about unisex no-gap bathroom stalls in future renovations and constructions to excuse current anti-trans bathroom laws and stick their head in the sand. Like people can hold their pee in until these multi-year constantly delayed projects are finished.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 09/07/2026
I just created www.lgbtqlegislation.com which builds on the work of the LegiAlerts team to provide an interactive data dashboard to look at 20+ years of anti-LGBTQ legislation and especially anti-trans legislation. It also includes an overview of pro-LGBTQ legislation. Check it out!
lgbtqlegislation.com
LGBTQ+ Legislation Tracking Project
Two decades of anti-LGBTQ+ legislation, documented bill by bill — 10,000+ bills tracked across every state and Congress by the LegiAlerts team.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/07/2026
Graham Platner Clarifies He Covered Penis With Tattoo After Learning About Its Troubling History
Graham Platner Clarifies He Covered Penis With Tattoo After Learning About Its Troubling History
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pretentiousjackal.bsky.social @pretentiousjackal.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Just realizing that these stupid 3d printing laws would make Flint Lockwood's Diatonic Super Mutating Dynamic Food Replicator illegal on its face. Even before he stole electricity and violated airspace law.
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pretentiousjackal.bsky.social @pretentiousjackal.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I keep debating with myself on whether to lean into one of my story's character's similarities to an incel neo-nazi but Platner, Joker and Obsession discourse makes me think that I'll always have people who are oblivious, unironically idolize them, or are upset at me for making them flawed.
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Olivia Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This is literally why there's a bipartisan effort to remove internet access from young people. It's an attack on queer people, leftists, and anyone who questions authority. They don't want our children finding out that MLK and Frida Kahlo were socialists or that Stonewall was a riot.
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.⋆。°✩ꀯꐇꌚꋖꁲꋖ✩°。⋆. @custat.net · 30/06/2026
I keep seeing people thinking this is a bluesky problem. If you're seeing this it thinks you're in a state or country with age verification laws. This is what every social media site will do if KOSA and the KIDS Act succeeds. Running to another socmed won't fix it, we have to fight the source.
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pretentiousjackal.bsky.social @pretentiousjackal.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I think it's suspicious how it took until the movie released for me to learn about the Supergirl movie. Did they spend less on marketing for it? Did people cover the trailers and announcements less?
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pretentiousjackal.bsky.social @pretentiousjackal.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
In the late 2010s and early 2020s, I didn't really want to learn LGBT history because it sounded so unrelatable and depressing compared to now. But now in this administration, I crave that sense of unity and what I might've learned from them. I need to learn the gay underground secrets.
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GlassShine @glassshine.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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They/Them (T. T. Perry) @ttpphd.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
What's most striking to me is that the agency, desires, subjectivity, and human rights of the patient are totally absent from conversations doctors have about forced genital cutting. Circumcision is predicated on the total dehumanization and objectification of children.
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Explore this post and more from the FamilyMedicine community
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ANoN @anonameis.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Subtext exists to impart knowledge into people who wouldn't accept it directly. There's a reason why dog whistles work.
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Cervical cancer gets the headlines because it’s the first one they proved was linked to HPV, but now we know it also causes really deadly head and neck cancers, anal cancer, and penile cancer. Every person, please get the vaccine
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pretentiousjackal.bsky.social @pretentiousjackal.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Know the difference
1. Gay: A homosexual, usually a man.
2. G0y: An insecure homosexual man who hates anal sex and effeminacy, who made up the problem that "the 'a' in gay stands for anal", and they need to replace the word 'gay' to avoid those connotations.
3. Goy (a): A gentile or non-jew.
4. Goy (b): An insecure guy who hates Jews, who made up the problem that "goy is a slur" and that they need to reclaim it, to fight back against the Jews.
Stop the harmful slang
Saying "That's so Gay" to refer to stupid or overly cautious things implies that gay people are weak or effeminate, and they're bad for that.
Causes more gay people to be in the closet and risks them becoming insecure "g0ys".
Saying "That's Goyslop" to refer to crappy media or food implies that there's a Jewish-run conspiracy to weaken non-Jews.
Causes more people to think the Jews are against them and goy is a slur against them, so they become antisemites.
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Lydia “Massive Prideful Female” @petticoatshrink.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
This is like calling “That’s so gay” Millennial slang. I mean, yeah, I guess so. And…the reason for that was because homophobia was rampant, normalized, and only beginning to be seriously challenged.
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pretentiousjackal.bsky.social @pretentiousjackal.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
An anti-trans doctor apparently testified that he has only ever treated 6 to 8 adult patients with gender dysphoria out of approximately 20,000 patients over the course of his career. OMG! That looks worse than random chance, considering an estimated 0.6% of people experience gender dysphoria.
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Mallory Moore @sexabolition.blog · 16/06/2026
Literally there are conversion therapy manuals that start with isolating your child from all potential sources of safeguarding and supportive information and cutting them off from unmonitored internet access so they can find the number for ChildLine while you're not watching is right up there.
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pretentiousjackal.bsky.social @pretentiousjackal.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Christian abstinence-only sex ed is like a shop class where they only go over safety, and safety training is limited to saying "don't put your hand too close to the thingy or else". And when you ask how close is too close, or ask what the thing is, they accuse you of wanting to get cut. 1/4
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 09/06/2026
I hate the whole framing of the "putting trans kids on hormones" debate CIS KIDS ARE ON HORMONES TOO. They just came free with their puberty. It's the same hormones, as well. And if the kid is intersex in a way that means their body doesn't make sex hormones, guess what we do? PUT THEM ON HORMONES
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pretentiousjackal.bsky.social @pretentiousjackal.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Pretty annoying how when people are doing X bad thing. It's not enough to just tell to stop doing X because it's bad. You have to come up with an alternative, even if it's obvious you can just not do X thing. You have to come up with an alternative for whatever thing people think they gain from it.
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pretentiousjackal.bsky.social @pretentiousjackal.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Feel like having the bad parts of my life constantly invalidated and minimized makes me focus so much more time on the bad parts just to build my defense, that I forget the positive. And then people will use me forgetting the positive as a case against me, for me just being so negative.
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pretentiousjackal.bsky.social @pretentiousjackal.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Hated the book, "A Lesson before Dying". Just let a guy reclaim a slur and die a furry, instead of forcing him to die as your stoic idea of a man to appease your optics-based politics and your religion. Screw everyone in that book.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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R.L. Stollar @rlstollar.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
"The child is not outside the crisis of democracy. That child is the rehearsal space. What we do to children, we do to the future." ~ @drstaceypatton.bsky.social
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You Can’t Raise Children to Obey and Expect Them to Defend Democracy
Good morning from the Rockefeller estate in Pocantico, NY.
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pretentiousjackal.bsky.social @pretentiousjackal.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I find it weird that a lot of workout splits will have multiple arm-days but one leg-day. Would there be more leg days, if exercise programs were led by femboys and other leg/glute appreciators, instead of being led by people with upper-body focused aesthetics.
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themboy insomniac @riotliturgist.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
i really wish people would stop responding to shitty censorious moderation by loudly declaring that children should be banned from social media anyway so that the internet can be an adult-only space. you understand that's literally the exact same policy as age verification, right?
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Jessica Smith @thedaybooks.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Considering that the clitoris wasn’t mapped until about 20 years ago, I have trouble believing that anyone is really an expert in anything. We are always at risk of overlooking something obvious.
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pretentiousjackal.bsky.social @pretentiousjackal.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I feel like I'm a religion abolitionist in the same way people are gender abolitionist. Let people change ritualized behavior based on their needs their community's needs. Keep the good traditions. Throw out the bad. Make new ones. Don't let religion have a monopoly on structure and third spaces.
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Daily bunny no.3327 finds a place to stay the night
A bunny wearing backpacking gear walks into a rustic, wood lodge, out from the pouring rain. the inside is an abandoned except for a rat as well as a sheltering bird
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