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Preston Chapple

@prestonality.bsky.social
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New Beginnings | Previously working in Gaming @ Microsoft, Ubisoft, Scopely | PC Tech | Retro 3D Enthusiast | Cape & Pistol

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Remedy Entertainment @remedygames.com · 23/09/2026
The Federal Bureau of Control needs all capable hands to help with the unfolding crisis in Manhattan. Please find a standardised leave of absence request form enclosed. Present it to your place of education or employment upon filling it out, and no later than September 23rd EOD. #CONTROLResonant
LEAVE OF ABSENCE REQUEST FORM. Dear [blank], please grant [blank] temporary leave to aid in resolving the unfolding situation in Manhattan. Due to the currently unknown nature of what will be required of them, they may be absent for some time, and we request that you grant them leniency. It is of the utmost importance that they are able to complete their assignment swiftly, confidentially, and without obstruction. As such, we kindly ask that you do not attempt to contact them during their absence, nor question them once it has concluded. Your understanding is appreciated at this time. Sincerely, Acting Co-Director Emily Pope
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Remedy Entertainment @remedygames.com · 11/09/2026
We have received new intelligence on AI██-BE (The Oni Gauntlet). Please read the attached documentation and make sure any new information is sent directly to the Panopticon Supervisor at the Federal Bureau of Control. #CONTROLResonant #Onimusha
Oni Gauntlet (AI ██ -BE)
CONTAINMENT PROCEDURE: 
None necessary. This item does not have any effect unless worn. 
DESCRIPTION/ALTERED EFFECT: 
An aged, golden Japanese gauntlet with a cloudy blue jewel. The item's base material may be extradimensional in nature, though further study is needed.
The following is a list of the item's altered effects on its wearers and surroundings:
•	Increased strength
•	Ability to perceive certain paranatural beings
•	It may be able to grant additional abilities after █████████ █████
•	Some agents report hearing a woman's voice speaking in Japanese when in the vicinity of the gauntlet.
Similar gauntlets have been mentioned in Japanese legends, but the pictured gauntlet is the only one confirmed to exist.
BACKGROUND:
The Bureau was first made aware of the Oni gauntlet after coming across legends of "insidious, dark" paranatural entities, locally termed "Genma," said to be active in ancient Japan. Historical accounts involve the notable samurai Miyamoto Musashi, documented as active in the Kyoto region of Japan during the 1600s. These sources also contained frequent mentions of Genma. He was said to wield supernatural powers after obtaining a strange gauntlet from ████████████████████ in his efforts to defeat the Genma. 
Though its existence was confirmed, the gauntlet's present location is unknown.
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Preston Chapple @prestonality.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Invincible meme: Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power with a caption of normal humans looking at an AI data centre and logos of ChatGPT, Claude and Gemini
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Preston Chapple @prestonality.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We all know one
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Preston Chapple @prestonality.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I tried the demo and still don't know what to think 🤣
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Preston Chapple @prestonality.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
More like dodged a bullet... or several bullets.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Maybe if the AI people yell at me for the 5 millionth time about how I’m not using their dogshit technology that has made everyone’s lives worse I’ll finally start liking it for no conceivable reason.
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 20/08/2026
Long past time to quit X. “Those who continue to post on X — in particular those X users who are not racist psychopaths — are enhancing the site’s usefulness to [Musk] as a propaganda tool by drawing more eyes to the platform… “ [publiccomment.blog]
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It Is Past Time for You to Quit Elon Musk's X
Yes, I'm talking to you. 🫵
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 18/08/2026
looks like there might be cars in gta 6
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Sam Barlow 🔥 @mrsambarlow.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hey, Project C has a name! PRECOGNITION. Excited to be collaborating with newly launched @kineticpub.bsky.social on this, our wildest ride yet!
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Preston Chapple @prestonality.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
🙏
110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her
secret to a long life:
"i never once used Microsoft Teams"
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Harrison G. Pink @gilespink.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Whenever anyone asks me "How's the games industry?"
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Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Adobe Photoshop 5.5 (1999). It had everything we need, and it still runs on Windows 11.
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Annalee Newitz @annaleen.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
FYI there is no "real" reason why Rome "fell." Its power waned for the usual, mundane reasons: widening gap between rich and poor, inability to maintain infrastructure, incompetent leadership, pointless wars, endless persecution of marginalized groups who performed vital labor, etc.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/07/2026
Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently
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Friday Night @fridayyakuza.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Friday at last…
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Veerender Singh Jubbal @veerenderjubbal.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Evergreen.
Josh
@JoshMLabelle
We've assembled 100 people with
ADHD and 5 people with no soft skills to manage them, and given them a simple goal: make an impossible amount of money. We call it the games industry, and we think it's going to work great.
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Preston Chapple @prestonality.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Never forget that you are the main data center. Drink water, and consume as much literature as possible.
George Orwell worried that a shrinking vocabulary would eventually produce a shrinking range of thought.
It is difficult to think a nuanced thought with a blunt language.
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Coolest person in Hollywood is Chris Nolan’s son for this all timer cold blooded dunk on his dad
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Preston Chapple @prestonality.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
To new beginnings
"If you don't embrace Al you will
be left behind!"
Me being left behind: Image from Sound of Music
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Raffi_RC @raffic.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
stay creative. after Baby Beluga (1980) 🐳, I didn’t worry about how I would top that.. just kept growing as a person and musically. 14 years later came Bananaphone! 🍌 and 32 years after that, Penny Penguin. 🐧
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Preston Chapple @prestonality.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Damn that’s a good summary
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Is the sun real or fake? This is your daily reminder to check! @skylerhigley.bsky.social
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Brendan Hesse @brendanlh.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Lmao sick, I just got laid off from GameSpot while on paid medical leave recovering from a gunshot wound.
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Preston Chapple @prestonality.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Here I was paying for it like a sucker
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Mat Piscatella @matpiscatella.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Anyways, you can love your preferred video game ecosystem, franchise or whatever all you want. You can think your years of customer loyalty should/will be reciprocated. But these businesses don't love you back. Same with your job, fwiw. You're a number on a spreadsheet.
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Raphael van Lierop 🇨🇦 @raphlife.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The game industry has become significantly worse as the folks who make the games have lost power to folks who run big businesses and know finance but don't know anything about making games. My hope for the future of the industry, once we climb out of the current hell, is that we fix this.
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Adrian Campos @friendadev.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The game industry is so fucking back
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Preston Chapple @prestonality.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Happy Friday folks!
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Me browsing memes at night in bed
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ً @zan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
dreamcast forever 🌀
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PNP Games 🇨🇦 @pnpgames.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
www.change.org/p/don-t-kill... Deja vu
change.org
Sign the Petition
Don't Kill the Disc: Tell Sony to Keep Physical PlayStation Games
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Preston Chapple @prestonality.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I was so young and naive…
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Michael @michaelklamerus.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
if you have your own physical media collection, you can do your own version of the Criterion Closet where you stand in your basement by yourself and saying "oh wow, In the Mood for Love, what a film" to absolutely no one
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Brian Shea @brianpshea.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
PlayStation and Xbox have been fiercely competing in the Bad News Olympics in 2026, and every time one side takes the lead, the other comes in with some very Bad News to recapture the momentum. It’s incredible to watch.
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Mel Brooks @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Thank you so much for all of your happy birthday wishes. Honestly, I don’t really feel 100. I feel pretty good. I feel like I’m only 98!
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 30/06/2026
‘Tekken 8’ recreated the video of a man protecting his dog from a kangaroo using its characters Leroy Smith and Sugar 🦘🎮
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Skree Ghoulsen 🎃🦇🌿 @breebird33.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
if execs and trustees got over their fucking greed, we'd have such flourishing creative industries
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Preston Chapple @prestonality.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Maybe if it was called The Silver Spoon Edition
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Keifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
my feed today: apple: it’s fucking over microsoft: it’s fucking over supreme court: it’s fucking over video game devs: it’s fucking over Wario64: undertale $2.49 on steam rn
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Carli Boo-locci 👻 @carlivelocci.com · 25/06/2026
Somebody copied the last post in the CMS and forgot to change the URL so the CMS just put a 2 at the end. The symbolism of that sure is something!
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 24/06/2026
IGN is reporting that your GTA 6 character can only access healthcare in the Ultimate Edition
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
And now mom says ice cream isn’t dinner. What’s going on? What does this mean? Dinner is food and last time I checked, ice cream is food. So what’s this really all about? The answer is simple: power
A screenshot of Tucker Carlson with a filter used to make him look roughly 10 years old
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Luiza Jarovsky, PhD @luizajarovsky.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Suraj has a point.
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Preston Chapple @prestonality.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Joe Dirt (David Spade): Life's a Garden, Dig It
ALT: Joe Dirt (David Spade): Life's a Garden, Dig It
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The Elder Memes @theeldermemes.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Your choices matter You can be strong You can help people
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The Elder Memes @theeldermemes.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
i feel like a lot of people gravitate to games where choices matter/you can be strong/you can help people because the world has repeatedly tried to make us believe those things aren't true irl and the world is wrong ♥️
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Not sure I would have called the new album that but you guys know what you're doing
Advertisement for cat water fountain filters named "Opeth" like the Swedish progressive metal band
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Nessa ✨ @nessathewriter.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
congrats to everyone who finally gets to talk about their stuff and also to everyone who still cannot talk about their stuff
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