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Doom Primate @preparetheprimates.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Aubrey Plaza is nothing short of a revelation in her portrayal of Aubrey Plaza

Doom Primate @preparetheprimates.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Bluesky friends. Twitter archives are being held hostage by you know who. Does anyone know any third party archival tools to download your archive from "That place we don't talk about" ???

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Doom Primate @preparetheprimates.bsky.social · 31/10/2024

Musk is the most dangerous person on the planet and it's not even close.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 10/10/2024

Do you think there’ll be more sluts at bowling or laser tag?

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Doom Primate @preparetheprimates.bsky.social · 01/10/2024

Happy 100th Birthday to President Jimmy Carter! He was lowered into a nuclear reactor to remove the core and prevent a catastrophic meltdown, but it's more important to acknowledge the monumental swag of rockin' an Allman Brothers Band T-Shirt as President of the United States🫡

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Doom Primate @preparetheprimates.bsky.social · 28/09/2024

...A dimension as vast as space, as timeless as infinity, the middle ground between light & shadow, science & superstition. It lies between the pit of man's fears & the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It's an area we call, The Twilight Zone.

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Doom Primate @preparetheprimates.bsky.social · 28/09/2024

Imagine if you will, a man, the richest in the world, launching U.S. rockets, satellites and payloads into space. Imagine if this man also runs the largest disinformation site, which he bought with Russia's funding. No media outlet cares. There is a fifth dimension beyond what is known to man...

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2024

When you’re about to say the most bigoted shit you’ve ever said

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 19/09/2024

The Fiero sure does contain a lot of sensuality for such a small car.

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Doom Primate @preparetheprimates.bsky.social · 28/08/2024

This girl I've had a crush on forever told me she's got an Instagram, so I thought the best day of my life had arrived and I clicked the link, and her account is pictures of her favorite poems. I'm thinking she wanted to kill me with disappointment. I've never been so turned on in my life.

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Doom Primate @preparetheprimates.bsky.social · 26/08/2024

I think when the Kamala momentum happened & stayed happening, he & his treasonous backers, like fELON, drop the F, simply expedited their plan for civil war. The election rigging talk has increased, even before there's an election. They want Kamala to win & have their cult riot & kill Americans.

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Doom Primate @preparetheprimates.bsky.social · 26/08/2024

LIST OF WHO MAGA HATES: Anyone not white, all LGBTQ+, women, men who respect women, those trying to have a baby & trying to not have a baby, autistic teenagers who love their dad. White people too: White people who aren't Christians, white people who aren't straight and white people who are happy.

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Doom Primate @preparetheprimates.bsky.social · 25/08/2024

RFK Jr. def fucked that dead baby bear w/his wife. Though Cheryl prefers dead baby otters. The dead baby animals fetish is the rage w/outdoorsman pedophiles. Baby tigers are most desirable, as the thrill of banging an apex predator, but cute & dead, is domination at its finest.

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Doom Primate @preparetheprimates.bsky.social · 22/08/2024

If she does not, I would like Swifties to defend why she could put Kamala over the top but doesn't, maybe she'll wait until later, but if she does nothing, that's strictly for her own business concerns and that convo needs to happen.

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Doom Primate @preparetheprimates.bsky.social · 21/08/2024

Didn't know that the Northern Mariana Islands exists until just now but I'm moving there.🫡

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Doom Primate @preparetheprimates.bsky.social · 20/08/2024

The American People have a choice for VP. One guy is the final boss of Dads, the other guy is the only man in history to not look cooler with a beard. That's impossible until now. If you care at all about beard culture and the advancements in beard inclusivity, the choice is pretty clear.

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Doom Primate @preparetheprimates.bsky.social · 20/08/2024

JD Vance is what happens when a beard becomes sentient and eats the wearers brain and morals.

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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 15/08/2024

List of reasons why I don't leave the house: 1) People

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Doom Primate @preparetheprimates.bsky.social · 14/08/2024

I'm worried that JD Vance is gonna' make beards go out of style. His beard is the only beard in history to not give the wearer any machismo, mystery or...rizz. Please know, he is the exception to the rule. Some sort of a coolness anomaly in the beard world. He's trying to tear down beard culture!

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Doom Primate @preparetheprimates.bsky.social · 10/08/2024

JD Vance appears to be the most rizzless man in America

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Doom Primate @preparetheprimates.bsky.social · 10/08/2024

If I find out Tim Walz is into early '90s industrial I'm gonna' be insufferable.

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Doom Primate @preparetheprimates.bsky.social · 10/08/2024

A desperate and bloated ketchup addict in Florida is feeling the Walz close in.

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Doom Primate @preparetheprimates.bsky.social · 08/08/2024

Wishing you a full recovery. As an American, I can't imagine having Universal Healthcare, I've never lived a day with that. To have it and lose it, is beyond cruel. I don't know much about Canadian politics, but I'm on whatever side is not taking away Healthcare. Sending healing vibes your way✨️

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Doom Primate @preparetheprimates.bsky.social · 08/08/2024

Tim Walz should campaign by giving out hugs.

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Doom Primate @preparetheprimates.bsky.social · 08/08/2024

Why can't any of these countries just lead the charge to not blindly join the crowd? Like, any of them. How you gonna' have a country actively engaged in, well, the opposite of peace, at a peace ceremony?

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Doom Primate @preparetheprimates.bsky.social · 08/08/2024

The data enters your brain and just eviscerates time.

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Doom Primate @preparetheprimates.bsky.social · 07/08/2024

...Or you could just listen to Mazzy Star to make yourself feel better. Melancholy does wonders. I get it though.

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Doom Primate @preparetheprimates.bsky.social · 07/08/2024

You just know Tim Walz has some bangin' slow cooker recipes.

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Doom Primate @preparetheprimates.bsky.social · 07/08/2024

In summation, I think that feeding hungry children is basically Stalinism.

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Doom Primate @preparetheprimates.bsky.social · 07/08/2024

This is the hottest anyone has ever looked or can look, so we can all calm down, give up and relax.

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Doom Primate @preparetheprimates.bsky.social · 07/08/2024

They're trying to cancel Cannibal Corpse for writing lyrics that a band named Cannibal Corpse would write.

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Doom Primate @preparetheprimates.bsky.social · 07/08/2024

Dude got me more juiced than Gold's Gym in the 80s

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Doom Primate @preparetheprimates.bsky.social · 05/08/2024

If the VP pick isn't Cookie Monster I'm becoming Libertarian.

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Doom Primate @preparetheprimates.bsky.social · 05/08/2024

...Negative, been getting electrocuted for my entire life.

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Doom Primate @preparetheprimates.bsky.social · 01/08/2024

Hey, so,I totally agree with you overall, I just need to push back a bit and say that he definitely does not deserve to go out by being fucked to death, unless it's like a walrus, or maybe an elephant... a great white shark would be interesting, if possible.

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Doom Primate @preparetheprimates.bsky.social · 27/07/2024

Fuck, Satanic Globalists just showed up at my house and they're threatening to play the new Charli XCX album, "brat" nonstop until I turn into a polyamorous furry, antifa radical!

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Hank “Ooh Scary!” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 26/07/2024

Danzig should have co-hosted Headbangers Ball with his mother

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Doom Primate @preparetheprimates.bsky.social · 24/07/2024

Oh shit you guys, the woke mind virus just stole my girl.

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Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 18/07/2024

Me: I'll take a personal pizza, please. Personal pizza: everyone hates you.

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Doom Primate @preparetheprimates.bsky.social · 18/07/2024

Don't ruin pizza for me, It's all I have left!

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Doom Primate @preparetheprimates.bsky.social · 18/07/2024

I have a theory that people only have children to have a reason to make more sandwiches.

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Doom Primate @preparetheprimates.bsky.social · 18/07/2024

The older you get, the more you realize, all that really matters are the sandwiches you'll eat along the way.

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Doom Primate @preparetheprimates.bsky.social · 18/07/2024

Holy Shit, lulz, my phone's autocorrect does not..nay, straight up refuses to learn the word ETHICS.

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Doom Primate @preparetheprimates.bsky.social · 16/07/2024

Free Will is an absolute lie. Every single thing we do is influenced by what we have done, not only now, but down our entire bloodline, not only our bloodline, every bloodline, ever, forever. We are shaped & crushed by time. Time, the great destroyer, the one constant in chaos, and a master thief.

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