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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

12yo made me a pillow for when my tummy hurts and i need to lie down

A purple throw pillow with crochet appliqué letters saying "my tummy hurts"

A purple throw pillow with crochet appliqué letters saying "I need to lie down"

sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hi someone on instagram annoyed me so bad I had to log off entirely for a month. I read 12 books, PRed my squat and deadlift, my oldest kid turned 12, I had a small breakdown but managed to fix it without posting (?!)

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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Cackling at this quote from an article about whether to reinstate Pluto as a planet www.theguardian.com/science/2026...

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I swore up and down that I'd go back to a regular watch when my smartwatch (garmin) dies but... now the touchscreen is crapping out and I'm trying to decide if I want another garmin or an apple watch

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

tween who slept through her alarm has the audacity to complain that her breakfast is cold 😒😒😒

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

one piece of advice i can share as a parent: certain phases can be really tough, but they do pass. around 18 months my son kept demanding that i condemn hasan piker. all day and night too, i was at the end of my rope. now he’s really into fire trucks. it’s always something new

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I have gotten into legit arguments over this, people do NOT like it if you point out that they just enjoy shopping

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ceej @ceej.online · 01/11/2023

no babe, you don’t “have a new hobby.” you just like buying gear

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I would make an absolute fool of myself to impress Ann-Katrin Berger

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Today after school is when the 11yo gets to try all the band instruments and choose what she wants to learn. Anyone want to try to guess what she’ll pick?? I have no idea tbh

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

When I was young my family went to church (normal variety) every week and my brother and I, being elementary age children with probable but undiagnosed adhd, were pretty bad at sitting still and being quiet. So my mom made us start doing Sitting Still Practice at home

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Have we ruled out the existence of elves who sneak into the closet over the summer and shrink all your jeans so they don’t fit the next fall?

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Not only did my 11yo insist on walking to/from her first day of middle school without an adult, she just texted me that she’s stopping at the library for a while on her way home 🥲 dreams do come true

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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

antici-

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The teenagers who staff the concessions desk at the pool are VISIONARIES

Handwritten signs taped to the desk
Slopcorn $1.50
Popcorn + nacho cheese

•VOLCANO NACHOS
Doritos
Flamin' Hot Cheetos
Jalapeños
Nacho Cheese
Feeling Spicy? Only $4.50 !!!

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 25/08/2026

young thug tweet from 2017 that says "I hate when GIRLS die"

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Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Shut it down. National day of mourning.

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Heard a third mention of “oreo gate” today and finally looked it up and it is… exactly the kind of fake rage bait I left TikTok/instagram/fb to avoid

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

It‘s been a long and kinda bad summer and I am VERY ready to wave goodbye to my kids when they head to school on Wednesday

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Casting off my wrist brace so i can sleep with both my hands like this again

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I’m officially retracting this statement. It took us a little while to find our footing but now Bandit LOVES his training classes, learns all his new stuff quickly, and the trainer said today he’d probably really enjoy agility

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Good evening to everyone except the maga ass looking Denver fans sitting in front of me at the thorns game

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Forever need n+1 clothes drying racks because every time I get another one, I get pickier about what goes in the dryer, and then I run out of space again

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

It’s been almost 72 hours and my steroid shot that’s supposed to start working in 5-7 days hasn’t cured me yet :( (this is me making fun of myself for being impatient)

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

11yo and I are doing a practice walk to the middle school today so she can time her commute 🥹

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

The muppets in the latest Strange New Worlds are stuffed with polyester fill, suggesting that some textiles are still made from petroleum products even though technology has moved past fossil fuels. In this essay I will

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I love lifting my little weights, I wish I could do it every single day

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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 20/08/2026

Mid Century Modern tableware and where I think it would stand on trans issues, a thread

A Mid Century Modern ad for tableware, quirky hanging laps, weird wood paneled kitchen bar, oh yeah it's MCM as hell up in here (kinda love it)

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Just finished an audiobook with a rotating POV and was SHOCKED to discover that it was 4 separate narrators. I thought it was one woman… who wasn’t particularly good at doing different voices either

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I will say one nice thing about my wrist pain forcing me to pause almost all my hobbies this summer, which is that for the first time in DECADES my hands and nails look decent

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Getting a steroid shot for my wrist this morning and a haircut this afternoon!!! As soon as I look and feel bonita it’s over for you hoes!!!!!

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

This is the only week of the summer that both my kids are in camps at the same time, and I had a bajillion things I wanted to do, but I can’t concentrate on ANYTHING

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Today at camp drop-off the 11yo leaned in and said "mom, look at that man, i LOVE his shirt" and it was this I ordered one for her birthday

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highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

soooooo which one of you is the master and which one is the commander

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Every morning my 10yo asks for a bagel with butter “scorched and not too wet” and every day I fail to meet her standards because her standards are, frankly, insane

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

3 min warning siren for the water tower! I’m watching the live stream but I need to leave soon to pick up my kids, they better blow it up fast

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Bethany Brookshire @beebrookshire.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Dudes love a podcast that claims it's telling you about how to attract women based on like, EVOLUTION. But not a single one of them are giving the real mating advice that I have seen in the scientific literature! Not a single dude has ever rolled me up a ball of dung at a bar and it shows.

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Me: I love herding dogs Also me: oh no that’s so many herding dogs

Black and white dog lying in the grass with a tennis ball, giving “please throw the ball” face

Black and white dog lounging on the couch

Embark DNA results
100% Bandit
32.7% Border Collie
21.3% Pembroke Welsh Corgi
19.2% Australian Cattle Dog
18.7% McNab
8.1% Supermutt

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