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@potatohands.bsky.social
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aloof wife of the cascadia subduction zone toast and uglydogs adjacent but mostly off in my own little world transphobes: eat shit and die

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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 1h
Keep Honking! I'm not turning right on red at this "no right on red" intersection!
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 1h
Happy birthday!
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I love to put things on hold and then forget everything about them, so when I started listening I was not prepared for a list of russian names read in new zealand accents
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Enjoyed this so much on audio that I ordered a paper copy so I can enjoy it again with my eyes
Greta & Valid by Rebecca K Reilly
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Absolutely have told my kids this and heard it from my own parents 😅
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stefa @stefapie.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
What even is a "meal"? How do i food? Why is life an endless repetition of chores and tasks?
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
10yo: I need to say something Me: oh, okay, I'm ready when you are 10yo: I mean, I don't know WHAT to say, it's just so quiet I feel like I should be talking
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I associate it with tiki bars, not chinese restaurants
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I only very recently learned about the Mt Washington stickers and all the riffs on them! i love it
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This one's up first
i love to squander my potential in portland oregon
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I have one somewhere!
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Hahaha there's a couple of these in my neighborhood! But would you believe... I've never seen the Mummy?!
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Have you seen the "Mt St Helens was an inside job" ones?
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
oh my god maybe I need this one though www.etsy.com/listing/4551...
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KEEP HONKING! I Have Found Myself Behind the Wheel of a Large Automobile! Talking Heads and David Byrne Tribute Sticker - Etsy
This Bumper Stickers item by MPLWDNoveltyCistern has 1061 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from Maplewood, NJ. Listed on Oct 13, 2026
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
oh man that's good
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I actually bought this a couple years ago and then M wouldn't let me stick it on so I put it on a magnet. Turns out the back of my car isn't magnetic! i played myself!
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
husband got a new car recently, and part of our agreement is that I now get to decorate the van with whatever bumper stickers I want. Please share your favorite bumper stickers
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
They each got their own
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Finley is covered in gunk because it’s Ground Fruit Season and he’s been spending all his free time hanging out directly underneath the fig tree, waiting for treats to rain down on him
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I’m going to block my distracting apps again soon but ofc I have a party photo to share
A corgi and a border collie mix sit patiently and look at a dog cookie in my hand. The cookie is decorated like a birthday cake
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Happy birthday!!!!!
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Everyone say HAPPY BIRTHDAY BANDIT, he's 2 today!
Extremely handsome black and white herding mix dog
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
(this is a little apocryphal, they were INVENTED in delco but manufactured in Hollidaysburg, but c'mon, we have very few claims to fame)
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
as a central pennsylvanian i am obligated to pop up and tell you that slinkies were invented in hollidaysburg
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Today my 29 year old personal trainer asked if I've ever watched 30 Rock. Girl, I was there when the dark magic was written
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's truly incredible. I will hand it down to my grandchildren someday
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
12yo made me a pillow for when my tummy hurts and i need to lie down
A purple throw pillow with crochet appliqué letters saying "my tummy hurts"A purple throw pillow with crochet appliqué letters saying "I need to lie down"
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hi someone on instagram annoyed me so bad I had to log off entirely for a month. I read 12 books, PRed my squat and deadlift, my oldest kid turned 12, I had a small breakdown but managed to fix it without posting (?!)
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Cackling at this quote from an article about whether to reinstate Pluto as a planet www.theguardian.com/science/2026...
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It smells GROSS, I skipped walking the dogs tonight but I’m ANNOYED ABOUT IT
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
hell yeah!
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I thought you would!!! Everyone is saying such nice things and they SHOULD because it’s a good design and good execution
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Do you want to come over to my place for Crone Club?
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
@bromezaddams.bsky.social someone posted a really nicely done FO of one of your designs on Reddit today www.reddit.com/r/CrossStitc...
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From the CrossStitch community on Reddit: [FO] First sampler, first piece on linen
Explore this post and more from the CrossStitch community
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I love them in theory but they do NOT smell right on me
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
2/25 I love my out-of-touch cave
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yeah I really like it and use a lot of the features on a weekly basis! I will prob just get another vivoactive
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I swore up and down that I'd go back to a regular watch when my smartwatch (garmin) dies but... now the touchscreen is crapping out and I'm trying to decide if I want another garmin or an apple watch
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
holy shit
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’m so impressed!
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
tbf it was toast and an egg and those would be weird in the microwave. I keep trying to suggest that she just grab a poptart or something to eat while she walks
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What was your starting count?
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
tween who slept through her alarm has the audacity to complain that her breakfast is cold 😒😒😒
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Happens to me A LOT
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
one piece of advice i can share as a parent: certain phases can be really tough, but they do pass. around 18 months my son kept demanding that i condemn hasan piker. all day and night too, i was at the end of my rope. now he’s really into fire trucks. it’s always something new
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
These windows 🥲
View out a front window that says “THATCH tiki bar” in mirror image. Its dark outside but the streetlights are illuminating snow accumulating on the road and parked cars
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
AbsoLUTELY and that is why I need my little Goodwill trips
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I think it’s fine to enjoy shopping, I’m not a huge shopper but I love doing a little browse at a cute store, I’m definitely guilty of trying to find The Perfect (item) That Will Change Everything But please do not kid yourself if your new hobby is just an excuse to buy stuff!!!
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sensitive baby trash mouth @potatohands.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I have gotten into legit arguments over this, people do NOT like it if you point out that they just enjoy shopping
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ceej @ceej.online · 01/11/2023
no babe, you don’t “have a new hobby.” you just like buying gear
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