Reposted by Alice LastnameIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131643345
Reposted by Alice Lastnamederek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/08/2026can someone rename gas to $2/ gallon 866204754
Reposted by Alice LastnameTony Yates @t0nyyates.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I love how this contradicts with the argument for the deportations - that migrants were stealing jobs from everyone else. Now the claim is that the jobs were created by migrants just as they are now gone with them. 551770441
Reposted by Alice LastnameThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/08/2026Man Doesn’t Like Who He Becomes When He’s Around Salsa theonion.com/man-doesnt-like-who-he… 282570270
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I ate some delicious lotus flower today. Does anyone know where I bought it? 000
Reposted by Alice LastnameAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/08/2026Kevin Hassett on Trump: "He doesn't really have much patience for yes-men" 4881101151
Reposted by Alice LastnameThe Independent @the-independent.com · 29/07/2026Pranksters go on hunt for Mitch McConnell placing ‘missing person’ posters around DCtrib.alPranksters go on hunt for Mitch McConnell placing ‘missing person’ posters around DC‘84 years old. 5’9 feet. Turtle-like,’ the posters state 26518
Reposted by Alice LastnameAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 26/07/2026WELKER: Is America backing away from a larger attack bc our stockpile has been depleted? WALTZ: We have to take a step back. A lot of our stockpiles were depleted because of Biden WELKER: But you acknowledge they're depleted? WALTZ: No. And the people leaking this nonsense deserve to be in jail 12953996984
Reposted by Alice LastnameBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 08/07/2026When my Civ VI game gets really interesting 215601908
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Disclosure Day should end with everyone being too busy watching The Truman Show finale on their phones. 000
Reposted by Alice Lastnamederek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/02/2026manufacturing consent through lowly paid influencers 8769361537
Reposted by Alice LastnamePaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 11/02/2026IT’S THAT TIME Eternal love believer-in Alimony Tony returns with his annual roundtable of ex-wives, this time in strict sequential order. This year Tony welcomes wives #41 through #44 to catch up, reminisce, and continue to financially support. Available on the MAXIMUS plan at cbbworld.com 049130
Reposted by Alice Lastnamederek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/01/2026The Washington Post published a clear video of federal agents removing Alex Pretti's handgun moments before he was fatally shot. There's nothing in the video to suggest Pretti even reached for his weapon. wapo.st/49Zqv1L 808207387938
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Are zebras black with white stripes or white with black Epstein file redactions? 000
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 18/12/2025$150,000 for a cock!? I traded mine for a PS5 😔 000
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 22/09/2025If you like TikTok you're gonna LOVE TikTrump 000
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Classrooms full of child corpses just don't hit like the death of a celebrity bigot does. 010
Reposted by Alice Lastnameceej @ceej.online · 28/07/2025you can tell how trump feels about epstein because he never game him a mean nickname 151112211
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Truly, it feels like most American journalists aren't even qualified to mop the booths at the Cum-N-Go. 030
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 09/07/2025I think it's important that the media give MechaHitler a chance. 000
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 09/07/2025I sure hope these dog-assed old gangsters don't catch some violence 🙏 000
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 29/06/2025The President of the United States of America is going to get himself killed lol 000
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Welp, Walmart delivered my Switch 2 to the wrong address. When I contacted Customer Service they told me "this is a known problem with the Switch 2" and wanted to cancel the order so I could just get another. Also said Fed Ex delivered it when it clearly shows it came from a nearby store. 😞 100
Reposted by Alice Lastnamejamelle @jamellebouie.net · 24/05/2025the reckoning was in fact final 133362
Reposted by Alice Lastnamejamelle @jamellebouie.net · 24/05/2025about to experience the final reckoning 60126431
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Remember it's never too late to impress Jodie Foster. 010
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Watched Airplane! this morning for the first time in over thirty years. It was probably my favorite movie as a kid. Nobody should be allowed to comment on any film they saw before the age of 35 but, yes, I clapped my hands bloody as every character got a curtain call in the credits. 000
Reposted by Alice LastnameDavid Leavitt @davidleavitt.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Happy Ash Wednesday to all who celebrate 4078871
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Gene Hackman is dead AND there's a Shrek 5 😞 000
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 19/02/2025I swore to buy more physical game releases and have dropped a bunch of money into my local GameStop. You can rest assured I'll never put another nickel in the pockets of these lousy trumping shitheads. thehill.com/business/515... 010
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Pete Hegseth and Brett Kavanaugh spotted out on the town together. 010
Reposted by Alice Lastnamejamelle @jamellebouie.net · 21/01/2025yeah you saw what you saw youtube.com/shorts/EGqyq...youtube.comyou saw what you sawYouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie 661718281
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 19/01/2025I've really grown to love Silo on AppleTV. Rebecca Ferguson is such an incredibly compelling performer. And I love all the talk about Cleaning and going Over the Rail. I love The Pact and The Order. I love the fascination with a Pez dispenser and speeches about tape. Gimme that sweet sweet tape talk 000
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Jane Krakowski dressed like Tina Fey is a fun new fetish. 000
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Does anyone else's phone give them Not Quite the News? 010
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Wishing a happy Traitor's Day to those who celebrate. 000
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 05/01/2025I thought people were just being polite about Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar but holy shit that was the most delightful film I've seen since I don't know when. I will be high for days. 000
