Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I bought a ton of stock in Chris Pratt after he got cast in Guardians and it ruined me. I lost EVERYTHING. I have to eat shit every day just to survive. It's all I can afford. 000
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Wouldn't they want to nuke Mar-a-Lago first? 000
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Ha ha I'm going to say the nastiest shit when he kicks it. 000
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I got a whoopee cushion at a magic show when I was a boy and it was love at first sight. I relentlessly annoyed my family with it until the day I tried to make a SUPER MEGA FART and jumped on it 💢😭 010
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026'Donald Trump is one of the greatest minds in the history of the world who, also, will eat an entire bowl of shit if you place it in front of him.' 020
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Is it a forever war? No. Will we be there forever? Yes. 000
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Alex Jones really rocking that King Hippo look. 010
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026People have forgotten the healing properties found within the oil of snakes. 040
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Remember to keep your hard-ons on the battlefield and out of the showers, guys. Don't get your boners backwards. 000
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026'I can get out of those finger cuffs in under a minute.' 010
Reposted by Alice LastnameIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131643345
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 31/08/2026🎶And tell me now How do I live without you I want to know 020
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 31/08/2026📣THEY'RE NOT STUPID. THEY WILLFULLY SPREAD LIES AND MISINFORMATION. IT'S NOT JUST SOME ACCIDENT. STOP CALLING IT IGNORANCE. 000
Reposted by Alice Lastnamederek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/08/2026can someone rename gas to $2/ gallon 866204754
Reposted by Alice LastnameTony Yates @t0nyyates.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I love how this contradicts with the argument for the deportations - that migrants were stealing jobs from everyone else. Now the claim is that the jobs were created by migrants just as they are now gone with them. 551770441
Reposted by Alice LastnameThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/08/2026Man Doesn’t Like Who He Becomes When He’s Around Salsa theonion.com/man-doesnt-like-who-he… 282570270
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I ate some delicious lotus flower today. Does anyone know where I bought it? 000
Reposted by Alice LastnameAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/08/2026Kevin Hassett on Trump: "He doesn't really have much patience for yes-men" 4881101151
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 04/08/2026'We can't un-rape those kids so why bother doing anything at all?' 011
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 03/08/2026The prophecy is BULLSHIT! Even if you could find the Dagger of Kel-Zoran, nobody has been born with the mark for exactly 1,000 years. 040
Reposted by Alice LastnameThe Independent @the-independent.com · 29/07/2026Pranksters go on hunt for Mitch McConnell placing ‘missing person’ posters around DCtrib.alPranksters go on hunt for Mitch McConnell placing ‘missing person’ posters around DC‘84 years old. 5’9 feet. Turtle-like,’ the posters state 26518
Reposted by Alice LastnameAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 26/07/2026WELKER: Is America backing away from a larger attack bc our stockpile has been depleted? WALTZ: We have to take a step back. A lot of our stockpiles were depleted because of Biden WELKER: But you acknowledge they're depleted? WALTZ: No. And the people leaking this nonsense deserve to be in jail 12953996984
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Regal Cinemas has this back in theaters this weekend fyi. 281
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 20/07/2026If the United States of America kidnapped Iranians and Donald Trump came out and shot one in the head every hour until his demands were met, it would be far less evil than what we are doing right now. 000
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 19/07/2026No lettuce soup. No lettuce and potatoes. No lettuce au gratin. 😞 000
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 14/07/2026You can't run with diarrhea. You're too clenched-up. If the motto was "Hastily Shuffle for the Border" maybe you'd have something. 120
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Taco Bell jokes are some of the hackiest. And they are EVERYWHERE. There must be some stand-up comic forty or fifty years ago who was ground zero for this gag. I'd love to know who it was. 171
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 14/07/2026If something nice needs to be said, let the worms say grace. 0281
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026STOMP STOMP CLAP STOMP STOMP CLAP STOMP STOMP CLAP STOMP STOMP CLAP 010
Reposted by Alice LastnameBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 08/07/2026When my Civ VI game gets really interesting 215601908
Alice Lastname @potatobuffet.bsky.social · 03/07/2026The only good Trump impression is a feral imbecile throwing his shit at the Oval Office walls and occasionally stopping to hump the desk. 000
