possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Having a life is a good bulwark against AI because it is very easy to fill my limited free time with actual good things made by human beings. 000
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I know it’s not why he’s doing it, but I genuinely believe that, if we are going to have the death penalty, all executions should be televised. I think the people who support it should be forced to see what the policy they support really looks like. 000
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 05/09/2026They’ve shrunk the horse on the US Open ball children this year 000
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Eating a cheap pizza while listening to some old heads play outlaw country at the neighborhood bar tonight. Highly recommend eating some cheap pizza while listening to some old heads play outlaw country at the neighborhood bar, if you ever get the chance. 020
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 19/07/2026He should try the weed that makes you eat an entire box of Cheez-Its instead of the weed that makes you a pedophile 020
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Crazy that the Iranians were spot-on with the whole “Great Satan” thing 000
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Maybe Americans aren’t ready for electoral democracy. The smallest hunter gatherer bands have more sophisticated systems to pick their leader than just voting for whoever can eat the biggest steak or whatever. 000
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 21/06/2026It’s weird seeing the federal government fail to do what my dad did every May with a single trip to the pool supply store 220
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Even weirder that this was in response to the question: “How ‘bout them Buckeyes?” 021
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Next you’re gonna tell me that he didn’t cast a wine dark actor to play the sea 010
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Peter Magyar sounds like what Jk Rowling would name the Hungarian kid at Hogwarts. 000
Reposted by possiblyplutoSuss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 07/11/2025in which american city do we hold the new nuremberg-style trials in 2029? personally I think this is a job for cincinnati 15949641
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Born too late for The Onion’s coverage of a dumb pointless war in the Middle East. Born just in time for The Onion’s coverage of a dumb pointless war in the Middle East. 010
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 21/03/2026I took my large idiot son, Frank, to the sushi restaurant and he couldn’t read the menu so he ordered a cheeseburger. Let that sink in 🤣🤣🤣 010
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 11/03/2026On September 11th, Mohamed Atta boarded United Flight 11 for what could’ve been a normal trip to Los Angelos. 120
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 13/02/2026“I have searched the depths of Legal Arguments not yet articulated or vetted” is gonna do numbers in the law school group chat 000
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 26/01/2026“PROFESSIONAL-grade logistics” and it’s just an AFC North tailgate 031
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 11/01/2026A couple more falls like that and they’ll make him quarterback of the Miami Dolphins 152
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 18/12/2025I can only describe this syntax as “middle schooler who is learning how to write an introduction paragraph to an essay.” The sweeping generalizations, the bizarre use of superlatives, the “not only…, but also…” It’s giving “Many people say that Atticus Finch is the smartest book character ever.” 000
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 10/12/2025The only time I’ve genuinely questioned my sanity was after the death of a close friend. There were moments when my denial nearly overrode my rational understanding and I felt my grasp on reality slipping. Giving this product to people in that situation will absolutely shatter some of them. 020
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 06/12/2025I like that the trophy depicts the one thing you aren’t allowed to do in soccer 010
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Last year I made note of every house in my neighborhood with a Trump sign and later confirmed that not a single one of them shoveled their sidewalk when it snowed. 030
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 29/11/2025“Ohio State hasn’t been tested” Heads have been sighted in the streets gnashing their teeth and rending their garments 000
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Posting the essay with all the dotted lines highlighting glaring grammar and style issues is a really good bit. 020
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 20/11/2025One of the great injustices of the American legal system is that you have a moral duty to kill anyone who has the same name as you, but it is still considered murder to do so. More than anything, this is blatant discrimination against people named John Smith. 000
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Gonna buy a Ford truck ford pickup F150 truck for off-road work or leisure truck for men for men and women four door pickup four wheel drive rugged automobile functional gas mileage highway truck suspension F series low maintenence for family crew cab functional stereo job site truck 021
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 15/11/2025“Man shoots dog” isn’t a story. “Dog shoots man” is a story. 000
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Obviously not the main issue, but I am mad that the Democrats overshadowed Edmund Fitzgerald posting 010
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 09/11/2025At least when the camp guards tell me to go stand up against the wall, I’ll know that I’ve experienced genuine human connection at some point in my life. 000
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 03/11/2025What a crazy coincidence. I wonder who shot him. 010
Reposted by possiblyplutoRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/11/2025they must end this game before the daylight savings clock adjustment. nobody knows what will happen if baseball gets into the time shift. we could get stuck in the time wormhole forever 24954110
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 02/11/2025I knew it was a compliment when she said I was a 4 000
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Hello, Sharks. I’m here to demonstrate my Tell Paranoid Schizophrenics that They’re 100% Right About Everything machine. I’m asking for an investment of $600 billion and 1/3rd of the world’s energy supply. There is no way to make money with it. 010
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 22/10/2025So in the past week, that senate candidate from Maine has called for Nuremberg 2, gotten in trouble for old tweets about being a communist, and revealed that he has a Nazi tattoo. Are we sure he isn’t from New Hampshire? 010
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 15/10/2025One of many things that makes me feel insane is that Oprah created a platform for a number of the worst people who are currently destroying the country, but she will live out her life with the reputation of an inspirational liberal darling. 000
Reposted by possiblyplutolauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/10/2025i am prepared to restructure society in any way necessary that prevents me from ever having to see a video clip of the hooting shaved ape pat mcafee 1759850
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 10/10/2025I know we all pretended to care about poor misguided country bumpkins for a while, but maybe if the vast majority of rural voters decided they didn’t want to have hospitals anymore we should stop arguing with them. 000
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 02/10/2025I can’t believe I’ve been social media influenced into buying a dictionary 120
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Apparently we have a solemn duty to hold every person who ever dies in our thoughts and prayers. Unfortunately I’ve got a major backlog. I’m currently keeping in my thoughts the guy who died at Pompeii while jerking off. It’s gonna be a while until I get to Kirk. 020
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Gonna make some tortellini Soup tonight. Anyone else got anything going on? 130
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 29/08/2025“Our broken medical system forces children to be caregivers so we have to let tech billionaires poison their brains” 110
