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possiblypluto

@possiblypluto.bsky.social
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do you ever yearn?

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possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Haiku for people who can’t count
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possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
“I have searched the depths of Legal Arguments not yet articulated or vetted” is gonna do numbers in the law school group chat
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possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
What a crazy coincidence. I wonder who shot him.
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possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
He deserves a national holiday for this
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possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
“YOU’RE the fucking racist asshole waaaaah waaaah”
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possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
How could it be a debated thing? You clearly said “every historian of the era says different.” So is it debated or not? You’re contradicting yourself, and I frankly don’t know how to approach someone who doesn’t even agree with himself.
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possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I’m sure these founders, who gave electors based on slave populations but didn’t enfranchise those same slaves, weren’t thinking at all about preserving the institution when they laid out the electoral college.
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possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I’m considering my own professional baseball team to compete with the Chicago White Sox
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possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
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possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Imagine spending your whole life only knowing 1 single other member of your species. And that 1 other member is also your worst enemy.
A blurry photo of a tortie cat holding a fat tabby cat in a headlock.
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possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
All you hypocritical leftists love to talk about de-growth until you get a president who is actually committed to it.
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possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Not a big fan of the new @themountaingoats.bsky.social album
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possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Happy to report the Former President Jimmy Carter (the cardinal who hangs out in my yard) is not attending the inauguration
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possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
13 states do. Sales tax is at the state/local level in the US
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possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Depiction of two men engaging in sexual intercourse on an archaic Greek cup.
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possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
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possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Officially coming out as a Zevon Head on Bluesky
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possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I cherish every cardinal I see, pal #birds 🪶
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