possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Having a life is a good bulwark against AI because it is very easy to fill my limited free time with actual good things made by human beings. 000
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 10/10/2026A few months ago people were calling Geese an industry plant because they had hired a PR firm 000
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I know it’s not why he’s doing it, but I genuinely believe that, if we are going to have the death penalty, all executions should be televised. I think the people who support it should be forced to see what the policy they support really looks like. 000
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This, Succulent Chinese Meal, and She Came Down in a Bubble Doug are my holy trinity of internet videos 090
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You know that the military used to be segregated, right? 000
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I work with a straight white guy who got a full ride to Ohio State on a diversity scholarship because he was from a poor rural part of the state. That’s scholarship program is now gone because it’s “DEI” 121
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 05/09/2026They’ve shrunk the horse on the US Open ball children this year 000
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I know AI is doomed because every company is actively trying to prevent you from using anything else. 010
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The legal database I use just updated its homepage. Before it had every button you need, including the AI button. Now they made the entire page the AI button and you have to navigate through a bunch of menus to find everything else. 110
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Yeah and they aren’t blaming straight men either, even though they are absolutely a majority of the people doing this. 100
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Eating a cheap pizza while listening to some old heads play outlaw country at the neighborhood bar tonight. Highly recommend eating some cheap pizza while listening to some old heads play outlaw country at the neighborhood bar, if you ever get the chance. 020
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 21/08/2026“Women in power have daddy issues” (feministly) 000
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 04/08/2026The real hack is for your friend to text the group chat that there’s a pair of Doc Marten’s sitting next to their dumpster in case anyone is in the area and wants to check them out. I don’t know how to replicate this, but I have now had steel-toed Dumpster Docs for 6 years. 000
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Everyone is obsessed with making the next subscription-based AI app even though the last two good innovations in consumer technology were the battery caddy with a built in battery tester and the Scrub Daddy. 010
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Weird that the Marvel movies became repetitive and childish as soon as I became an adult. I wonder if it’s connected to the fact that all the best pop music ever made just happened to come out when I was 17 0150
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 19/07/2026He should try the weed that makes you eat an entire box of Cheez-Its instead of the weed that makes you a pedophile 020
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Crazy that the Iranians were spot-on with the whole “Great Satan” thing 000
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Maybe Americans aren’t ready for electoral democracy. The smallest hunter gatherer bands have more sophisticated systems to pick their leader than just voting for whoever can eat the biggest steak or whatever. 000
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 07/07/2026My bad. I’m sorry for taking your words that said “nothing else matters” and assuming you meant “nothing else matters.” I will try to read your mind better next time. 100
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I agree, but let’s not pretend like nothing else matters until he’s gone. Most court reform only needs a simple majority. Impeachment needs 2/3rds. There are ways to address the problem without getting rid of him. False defeatism gets us nowhere. 100
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 07/07/2026No it doesn’t. The Court can be expanded with a simple majority in Congress. Impeachment requires a 2/3 majority in the senate. 000
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Real Ancien régime shit. Throw a big party for all the wealthiest and most powerful people in the land and then make them listen to you sing your wedding vows for 40 minutes as a power move. 010
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Actually I think it was two trips. He had to go buy the test strips and then go back for the chemicals. But still. 010
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 21/06/2026It’s weird seeing the federal government fail to do what my dad did every May with a single trip to the pool supply store 220
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Reminds me of the “we have racial quotas for our residents to prevent white flight” defense I read in a case for my property class 010
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Even weirder that this was in response to the question: “How ‘bout them Buckeyes?” 021
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 16/05/2026I suppose AI is a boon for pancake salesmen who can’t figure out how to set up an ordering system (a thing that every other business on the planet has pulled off without AI). How revolutionary. 100
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Next you’re gonna tell me that he didn’t cast a wine dark actor to play the sea 010
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 09/05/2026They’re replacing them with different crops. It’s not like they’re salting the earth or something. 000
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Europeans: Americans don’t form a coherent people Also Europeans: the people who live in the village 3 miles away from me are actually Africans and I can prove it with this drawing from a 19th century textbook. 010
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 14/04/2026They seem like a problem that we should have had wrapped by the the late Middle Ages 010
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 13/04/2026First game where respawning actually makes it more realistic 010
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Starting to sound like the speeches that Sovereign Citizens think will get them out of a DUI 050
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Peter Magyar sounds like what Jk Rowling would name the Hungarian kid at Hogwarts. 000
Reposted by possiblyplutoSuss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 07/11/2025in which american city do we hold the new nuremberg-style trials in 2029? personally I think this is a job for cincinnati 15949641
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Born too late for The Onion’s coverage of a dumb pointless war in the Middle East. Born just in time for The Onion’s coverage of a dumb pointless war in the Middle East. 010
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I had a high school English teacher who would go off on a rant if someone described a book or character as “relatable.” I didn’t get it at the time, but she was so right 010
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Understanding the world through purely spatial means 000
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I’m convinced the anti 3rd person attitude that is so prevalent over there is connected to the obsession with books being “relatable” 120
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Building a community around “reading” is kind of like building communities around “playing games involving a ball.” It’s technically an accurate description of what people are doing, but it includes activities that are as far apart from each other as Football is from Hungry Hungry Hippos. 020
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 29/03/2026I’m constantly fighting the law student urge to get a sticker of this one for my laptop 010
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 27/03/2026There is a massive amount of public land in the country. Especially out west. 030
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 21/03/2026I took my large idiot son, Frank, to the sushi restaurant and he couldn’t read the menu so he ordered a cheeseburger. Let that sink in 🤣🤣🤣 010
possiblypluto @possiblypluto.bsky.social · 11/03/2026I’m grumpy because I am in the middle of a big assignment for my legal writing class and spent all day trying to communicate complex ideas in clear, active sentences. Then I log on here and a massive news network is writing like it was kicked in the head by a horse. 010
