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Poopus Scoopus @poopusscoopus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Just found a cool website where people translate songs into different languages. And before you even ask: Yes, someone translated Smash Mouth’s hit 1999 single All Star to “English (Jamaican)” lyricstranslate.com/en/all-star-...

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Smash Mouth - All Star (English (Jamaican) translation)

Smash Mouth – All Star: English (Jamaican) translation. Original lyrics in English. From the album "Astro Lounge (1999)".

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Poopus Scoopus @poopusscoopus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If this thing spoke to me in a wise old voice I would believe literally anything it said

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Poopus Scoopus @poopusscoopus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

everyone got that one uncouth homey you cant take anywhere. im out here tryna curry favor with the norman conquerors while this mf acting a damn churl

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Poopus Scoopus @poopusscoopus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A trans ally doctor who stops taking his patient’s concerns seriously after she transitions into a woman

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Poopus Scoopus @poopusscoopus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Just came uo with a cool new icebreaker: What’s the most you’ve ever debased yourself?

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Poopus Scoopus @poopusscoopus.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

The only circumstance in which I’d vote for Gavin Newsom is if he were nominated to be cast into a volcano

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Poopus Scoopus @poopusscoopus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I majored in shit and minored in piss but my true passion is cum

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Poopus Scoopus @poopusscoopus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Choosing to believe this sports podcast was named after a famous gorilla’s not-famous cat

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Poopus Scoopus @poopusscoopus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Every man has at least one absurd thing they’re self-confident about despite all logic and evidence to the contrary. Mine is I think if I put my mind to it I could prove the Collatz conjecture. Idk what you nerds have been up to these last 90 years but I think I could bang it out in like a weekend.

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Poopus Scoopus @poopusscoopus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

These days everything reminds me of her…

Man, I don’t want to describe this one.

It’s an Anerica’s Test Kitchen YouTube thumbnail for “A Fancy Chicken Dinner That Will Impress Everyone”.

It looks like a flattened, rolled chicken breast stuffed with cheese, then breaded and deep fried. But let me tell you: the chicken looks like it’s got a dang orifice. And the way the cheese is oozing out of it is downright vulgar.

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 01,1945

P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO GO INSIDE THE MUSEUM, THERE IS A QUIET SIGN ON THE WALL, AND THEY MEET THE MUSEUM SECURITY GUARD
SECURITY GUARD: I WANT YOU KIDS TO OBEY EVERY SIGN YOU SEE IN THE MUSEUM
P2- NANCY AND SLUGGO SEE A SIGN THAT READS… LOUNGE
P3- THE SECURITY GUARD IS SURPRISED WHEN HE RETURNS AND SEES NANCY AND SLUGGO LAYING ON THE MUSEUM FLOOR PROPPED UP ON THEIR ELBOWS

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Poopus Scoopus @poopusscoopus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I think everyone’s being too hard on Warsh… Warshing my damn NUTS that is!!! It hurts when you scrub that hard!

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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

“My heart was so broken I don’t even know how to put it in words,” Ruiz’s daughter says of when she found out. “Sometimes when you get shot you live,” so at first she thought he might be alive. “People are saying he’s a criminal. So what? He had a family. He had me!”

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Poopus Scoopus @poopusscoopus.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Oh I think you knew we wouldn’t find any, sir. That’s why you let me fingerprint you that night. And you were right, we couldn’t find a match. Not for the pattern… or the color. You see, your prints were slightly purple. You remembered to clean the icebox, sir, but you forgot to clean your fingers.

Ending shot of a Columbo episode. It’s a freeze frame of Columbo holding his hands up for emphasis, presumably just moments after nailing the bad guy, while a “Directed by” credit is overlaid on the frame. You know he’s got a cigar in one of those hands too.

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Poopus Scoopus @poopusscoopus.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I grow tired of your innuendos, Lieutenant. Obviously they were cold in the icebox, and what other than sweetness would compel our thief to leave none remaining? I recall you didn’t find any fingerprints in the icebox either, so unless you can back your theory with evidence I must ask you to leave.

Jack Cassidy from an episode of Columbo looking like a smug asshole. He definitely did it. One look at him and you know he did it.

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Poopus Scoopus @poopusscoopus.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

You said the missing plums in the icebox were… bear with me sir, I have my pad here somewhere… ah yes, you said they were “so sweet and so cold”. And that’s what’s been bothering me, sir. How would you know the plums were cold and sweet, unless you were the one who ate them out of the icebox?

Lieutenant Columbo, cigar in hand, questions an offscreen individual

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

crazy to me that rich people have been so successful in perpetuating the lie that the poor are stealing from everyone. they don't have any money. the rich people are the ones with the money! that's who stole the money

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Eric Walker 🎃 @eric.games · 19/06/2026

The GPU is not your enemy. The GPU was intended to channel magic smoke into the drawing of triangles, the virtuous shape. Evil men devised wicked shapes that should never have been drawn, and have used their influence to hoard the GPUs and twist the magic smoke toward the shape of their perversions.

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Poopus Scoopus @poopusscoopus.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

It’s not left vs right, it’s change vs status quo: most people don’t vote because they feel like neither party will improve their lives. But you can convert a lot of non-voters to voters if you convince them you’ll change things for the better, which is partly why the “left” has been surging.

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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 30/05/2026

“Normal” is an illusion born of fear🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 You are exactly who you were meant to be. One day, we won’t need pride flags or categories, for every love and identity will simply be accepted as human. Until then, I’ll keep sending this: Your heart is precious. Your soul is beautiful beyond any label

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Poopus Scoopus @poopusscoopus.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Unlocking The Secrets of the Qu’rabran-Ghouhn

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Poopus Scoopus @poopusscoopus.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

“Root me with your bonzer cock, mate”

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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 04/05/2026

Policing is the armed management of inequality. The only time you'll ever see cops at a labor rally is to break it up.

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Poopus Scoopus @poopusscoopus.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Honestly not convinced this store sells beer

Signage on the side of a grocery store. There’s a simple illustration of a large frothing glass mug. Dotted lines radiate out of the mug, signifying either that it’s heavily backlit, or that it’s flying directly towards the viewer at great speed.

Underneath this is the word “BEER” but it’s actually written with quotation marks on the sign. Like as if it’s a quote or sarcastic or a wild yet technically unfalsifiable assertion. There it is, that’s the “joke”.

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Poopus Scoopus @poopusscoopus.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Are you telling me that some of those that work forces… are the same that burn crosses?

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Poopus Scoopus @poopusscoopus.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

I like how this feels insightful but actually just boils down to “wood is a versatile and plentiful building material”

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Poopus Scoopus @poopusscoopus.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

When people say there’s no difference between the two parties, what they mean is that both parties support the interests of capital over people and that neither party will ever fix the underlying problems with society because both parties benefit from them. No one thinks they’re literally identical.

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Poopus Scoopus @poopusscoopus.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Claude probably mistook that guy’s production database for an Iranian elementary school

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Poopus Scoopus @poopusscoopus.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Trump’s going to accidentally usher in a golden age of renewable energy by getting every oil refinery in the world blown up

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Brad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

We can’t clean up Washington without restoring integrity to the Supreme Court. That’s why I believe we should expand the Supreme Court to 13 justices. And then, institute term limits. Because an appointment to the Supreme Court shouldn’t mean a lifetime lack of accountability.

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Poopus Scoopus @poopusscoopus.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Everything Trump’s doing as president is “normal” to do as a company’s new CEO. Replacing good workers with cronies, making unilateral decisions, enriching yourself, lying constantly, reneging on agreements, punishing enemies, etc. This is what “running the government like a business” looks like.

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Poopus Scoopus @poopusscoopus.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

When I get to l-m-n-o-p in the alphabet song

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Michael DeForge @michaeldeforge.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

made fan art for my favourite horror movie

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Poopus Scoopus @poopusscoopus.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Check the replies to this post if you want to see a bunch of people confidently not understand what “the system” is.

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Poopus Scoopus @poopusscoopus.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

This doesn’t preclude further, more comprehensive action when Dems have the power to do so. But Dems have decades-spanning history of NOT taking comprehensive action when in power, so why would we assume this time will be different? What evidence is there that Dems want more comprehensive action?

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Crayon @crayondev.ie · 13/02/2026

Funi Raccoon Game coming out March 13th 2026. Im so happy for her

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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Thanksgiving Dinner Photos : 304s

Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 304 seconds.

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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

i found this reddit comment that kind of perfectly explains what it's like to be a girlfriend. cw for rape etc and I'm not doing alt text because i'm tired damn i have a disability too okay

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