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Pookleblinky

@pookleblinky.bsky.social
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All pookleblinky know is play music, lift weight, eat hot chip, write unsettling threads. You are now aware of the taste of your own mouth. Gendered in the way a peat bog is. Trumpet, saxophone, guitar, banjo, bass, and squats

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Niema Moshiri @niema.net · 1h
As I said the first time this study was proposed, this is unconscionable and would absolutely not fly in any wealthy nation. Medical experimentation on babies (withhold a lifesaving medical intervention just to see what happens) does not magically become okay if they happen to be poor African babies
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 29/04/2024
A modern comedy man no longer at all thinks he pays his bills by making people laugh, and is *desperate* to imagine that he is monetizing being on a sex offender registry. Hustling his views on white birth rates. Standing up for libertarians persecuted for their Views
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 29/04/2024
He still wants that Lenny Bruce gig, though. He still wants to be a persecuted smol bean. So instead, 20 minutes of his show consist of him reading aloud tweets of people criticizing him for his bit where he confesses to rape, or having done a hate crime, etc.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 29/04/2024
A modern comedy man isn't being arrested for saying the word fuck, he doesn't have a thick sheathe of legal papers he could read aloud to his audience. And his use of the word fuck isn't why people object to him.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 29/04/2024
Lenny Bruce famously stopped doing actual comedy and instead would literally spend his entire show reading aloud the legal documents of his most recent court case. In his case, he was persecuted by the state for saying the word fuck, or shit, or cock.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 29/04/2024
He ends up going "every night I am on the front lines, securing a future for comedy. Why aren't people buying tickets to hear me complain about age of consent laws? Obviously my enemies are conspiring against me" And that becomes 20 minutes of his comedy act.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 29/04/2024
At some point in every comedian man's career he stops thinking of his job as making people laugh and starts imagining his job is to recite the 14 words to a cheering frothing audience. And then he gets angry when it turns out people who want to laugh, don't buy tickets to nazi rallies
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 20/07/2024
Mitch Hedberg: When you go to a bar that has a black light, everybody looks cool. Except for me, because I was under the impression that the mustard stain came out. Modern male comedian: *3 minutes of shrieking about age of consent laws*
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 20/07/2024
Mitch Hedberg: Imagine if the headless horseman had a headless horse. That would be chaos. Modern male comedian: *his lawyer rushes the stage in the middle of a sobbing temper tantrum about the court case he is currently in, and grabs the mic from him*
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 20/07/2024
Mitch Hedberg: Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. Modern male comedian: *spends a solid 5 minutes crying while explaining why he needs to have so much CSAM on his hard drive*
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 20/07/2024
Mitch Hedberg: People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky. Modern male comedian: *5 minutes of accusations from his enemies that he is a pedophile, with interludes of open weeping*
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 20/07/2024
Mitch Hedberg: I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. Modern male comedian: *gets red in the face as he reads an entire wikipedia article, pausing every few sentences to cackle unsettlingly*
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 20/07/2024
Mitch Hedberg: I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long. Modern male comedian: *spends a solid 5 minutes silently doing ironic seig heils* *cries*
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 20/07/2024
Mitch Hedberg: I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. Modern male comedian: *sobs and screams with pain and rage as he describes how his virulent bigotry broke up his marriage*
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 20/07/2024
Mitch hedberg: An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. Modern male comedian: *openly crying, pissing, shitting himself while reading off a list of his enemies*
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 20/07/2024
"True comedy, to me, is when an audience does not laugh but instead watches silently as a grown man breaks down into a temper tantrum. That is what being a comedian is all about."
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 20/07/2024
"The audience isn't here for jokes. They are here to see me break down into a weepy sobbing mess as I have a temper tantrum about being persecuted. They are here to be made uncomfortable by my weird and offputting behaviour."
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 20/07/2024
"Every good comedian has a bit where they openly weep and stammer out hate speech, this is perfectly normal and a traditional element of standup comedy"
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 20/07/2024
Male comedians are so fucking desperate to redefine comedy acts as "I rant and cry and spew a stream of legally actionable hate speech. That, to me, is peak funny."
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
If Sam Altman is allowed to exist after the AI bubble pops, he will be an even bigger scourge for the next quarter century than the dot com bubble cockroaches like thiel and elon have been
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 48m
imagining a world where the worst people on the planet weren't given billions of dollars by being the first to get an unoriginal app written with stolen code bought by yahoo in 2001
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ceej @ceej.online · 1h
I died in the shipwreck of a whaling vessel in 1798, but a few days later, clinging to an old rum barrel. Now I can only haunt this one specific patch of desolate ocean. I thought I saw a cruise liner once, in the distance. Had a scare ready to go and everything. Not much going on outside of that
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 2h
Rich people not paying their bills is way too common a story.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Whether it's code or math, giving up even attempting to create a mental model means *never even noticing* the things that you could be ripping out to repurpose in unexpected ways.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
For the exact same reason that math courses have people think through a proof, the point is not to have them prove it but to be able to experience the experience of "wait a second I can use this to do something completely different elsewhere"
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
For the exact same reason that if you were to remove proofs entirely from math courses, you would get people who do not think like mathematicians and who would not be able to see two very different things as the same thing.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This unexpected consilience, a person understanding the mental model and line of thought enough to realize they could mcguyver that math into doing something else entirely, is *the driving force of mathematics* GenAI destroys it.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A genAI math proof might actually be correct, it might actually do what it said it could do and not just be stolen from a human mathematician. What it doesn't do, and can never do, is create a mental model in a human's head that makes them go "holy shit this is the same as ___"
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is also why, as Terence Tao pointed out, genAI mathematics sucks: it removes every bit of unexpected consilience that comes from understanding the mental model and process. "Oh shit, this could be used to think about this totally other thing" is *how all mathematics grows*
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 1h
Since Saber International went full genAI maga chud, their new Hellraiser game does not deserve sales or engagement. Buy Cenobite Maker instead, it's on steam sale again. Zero genAI
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 8h
r/bonecollecting is currently beating the shit out of an OP who picked up a human femur because Claude told them it was a camel bone
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
They also seem to be pretty chuffed to be hugged.
Patrick the Wombat getting a hug.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
In my mind, I picture wombats as badger or possum sized, but they're ... um ... not.
Patrick the Wombat, on the occasion of his 31st birthday.

Source: https://redtreetimes.com/2020/01/14/the-wombat/
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Sable, Sapphic Wet Nightmare 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 3h
you really should add MSG to things, too! it's a miracle seasoning in the kitchen for a lot of savory dishes 🤤
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My theory for Mar A Lago face has been for a while that Trump's vision is terrible and in addition to the rapist dominance it represents over women, it also exaggerates their facial features to the point he can see them.
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 3h
It's extremely corrosive to civil order that we hear "Trump is breaking the law" and most people think "when I break the law I am *minimally* involved in a drawn out cruel display of state power and *maximally* deprived of my freedom" and for actual members of the government its a "whoopsie".
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 3h
I was thinking the CSGO servers were real quiet
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Ukraine’s drones knock out AI data center belonging to "Russia’s Google"
One damaged data center has supercomputers used for training Yandex’s AI model.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 4h
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7bK... Iyreshot is playing Wind Waker, the only Zelda game where Link actually has facial expressions
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FIRST TIME PLAYING WIND WAKER | Did I wait TOO LONG to play this game?
YouTube video by iyreshot
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
paleofuture.com/blog/2014/11... Cool article on exactly this written by some totally random person
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Blood on the Tracks in Pullman: Chicago's Failed Capitalist Utopia — Paleofuture
In 1880 industrialist George Pullman set out to build a capitalist utopia. The town of Pullman was established just outside of Chicago as a model community—a place that was supposed to produce both ha...
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Picture a dashcon ball pit full of stagnant stinking water, hidden behind a chain link fence, with a sun-faded genAI slop poster showing it as a majestic yet eye-wateringly non-euclidean reflecting pool. That'll be the only works ye mighty will be able to look upon, and laugh at.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Like, when he dies in office his biggest fans and fellow sex offenders will try like hell to half-ass the gaudiest possible monument to him, and then that brief window will charlie kirk itself shut on them almost instantly.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Picture the world's ugliest bronze sculpture, meant to tower majestically over adoring crowds, instead half built and then enshrouded in tarps indefinitely due to the guys funding it all being sent to prison for child sex trafficking or such
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Picture a piss-smelling abandoned construction zone, all scaffolds and rusted rebar and a few sun-faded signs full of unintelligible genAI slop showing what gaudy trash ye mighty was supposed to look upon and despair at.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
His biggest followers, the people with the most child-sized skeletons in their closets, will desperately and pathetically inundate everyone with AI slop that makes the ballroom look like Frank Lloyd Wright Only 5% will actually get built, and then immediately pissed upon by millions.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Think about how when Trump dies in office, Republicans will desperately try to erect a gaudy sweaty mausoleum to the gaudy sweaty pedophile, and then it will be exactly as successfully built as literally anything the gaudy sweaty pedophile ever touched.
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Bitch.io: Don't Play WIth Me @nanicoolj.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
The secret to every "Marry Me" recipe seems to just be sun dried tomatoes. We can't just admit that the tomatoes are extra good when they've been raw dogging sunlight? Why we gotta get married?
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Everyone who has *ever* eaten a fresh homegrown tomato has experienced more joy than this sack of busted assholes has ever known. What a miserable, pathetic existence, when he inevitably lowtaxes he will do so as a tomatoless man.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
In the interview he insists that store bought tomatoes are better than homegrown. Think about that, the wealthiest man in human history and everyone who has *ever* eaten a fresh homegrown tomato has experienced a joy he is utterly incapable of even imagining. This guy is so fucking pathetic
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 4h
One thing that really stuck with me was when Elon was like "well with AI it would be like tomatoes, some people would still do the thing as a hobby but really it's much more efficient to buy them at a store And ok but store tomatoes don't hold a candle to my yard tomatoes
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10h
yall are simply not prepared for the picture my husband just sent me
selfie of a handsome bearded man with an orange cat sprawled upside down across his chest. the cat is rubbing on his beard, with his tongue out
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