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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

[Lion & horse in restaurant] Lion: Two prawn cocktails to start, please. Waiter: And for your mains? Lion: He'll have a brush and I just need a comb.

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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Dogs and their skill of befriending literally everything. Original post

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The Poodle Club @poodleclub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT! First show of the new season with this gorgeous line-up. Grab your discount tix online at poodleclub.co.uk

Poster for tonight's show with photos of the comedians: James O'Donoghue, Cheryl Hurst, Pete Kinsella, Roxane McLeod, Patrick Carmody and Arie David.

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Sad to see Daft Punk having to make ends meet like this.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

So I thought my first day as Ed Sheeran’s head of PR went pretty well.

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

How Mr Miyagi eats his Babybel

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The Poodle Club @poodleclub.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

We have recently started following @dailybunnies.bsky.social and can hard recommend as a soothing brain balm.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

🎶You're so vane, You probably spin a lot when it's windy...🎶

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Not saying I'm old, but Cardi B is what I call my back-up cardigan

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

In 375AD the Huns invaded Europe. They were OK, but they didn't want to talk about it.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Spaghetti hoops are basically Alphabetti Spaghetti for backing singers.

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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Doctor Trivago

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I got fired from Madame Tussauds for giving suntans to Jim Morrison and his bandmates. They told me to get out and never darken their doors again.

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Chris Heilmann @codepo8.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

When ChatGPT calls you Shirley instead of your real name, check if your phone is in airplane mode.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

BREAKING: Police have said that whoever broke into the station last night and locked all their case files in a picnic basket has seriously hampered their investigations.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Music FACT: Due to its unusual pricing policy, Club Tropicana closed within weeks of opening.

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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

At last, some positive pothole news.

Manx Independent: Pothole thwarts Dalek invasion.

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

What do rock and roll pandas eat? A wop-bop-a-loo-bop a-wop bamboo!

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Ever since I decorated my floorboards with paints somewhere between matte and satin, I’ve been walking on eggshells.

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The Poodle Club @poodleclub.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

2026 Live comedy season starts THIS WEEKEND!

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

If you don’t treat my classical music collection with respect I will retaliate. You scratch my Bach and I’ll scratch yours.

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

House prices have gone up in the French town of Sauté since it's become gentlyfried.

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

A reminder for UK residents

Cartoon. Two hens facing each other. One is saying "Don't forget, the clucks go 'bok' this weekend.

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The Poodle Club @poodleclub.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

What a splendid show we have for you tonight with this gorgeous bunch of swells. Tix at poodleclub.co.uk @soozuk.bsky.social @martinaosullivan.bsky.social

Comedy show poster for Friday 24 October with photos and billing of Sooz Kempner, James O'Donoghue, Maddie HW, Martina O'Sullivan, Chris Ford and Lucas Jefcoate. Text reads: Advance tickets £12, door tickets £15, show starts at 8pm, doors 7pm. poodleclub.co.uk 167 Sydenham Road SE26 5RJ

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Oh no, someone’s torn the cover off my dictionary. And they’ve ripped all the pages out of either end.. It just goes from bad to worse!

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Chris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Thank God for the word ‘Cinema’.

A headline, which reads ‘Almost one million Euros has been granted to revitalise Cillian Murphy’s Dingle cinema.’

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

My attempts to combine nitrous oxide and Oxo cubes have made me a laughing stock.

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The Poodle Club @poodleclub.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

TONIGHT! Saturday night fun at London's happiest little comedy club. Tix at poodleclub.co.uk

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

Music FACT: For security reasons, Kenny Loggins changes his name every 28 days.

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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Breaking: the best way to protect swans against being eaten by immigrants is to go to your local park and throw a lot of bread into the pond, according to a top scientist who looks suspiciously like three swans in a long overcoat.

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Bitten by a radioactive willy, he became…

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

“Brace yourself!” - lazy dentist

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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

A reminder on International Dog Day. When painting a dog, always begin by applying a thin layer of underdog.

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The Poodle Club @poodleclub.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Well deserved! Congratulations @samnicoresti.bsky.social Hope we can still afford you!

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

“You’re early” - me meeting an earl

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The Poodle Club @poodleclub.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Matt Green is a very funny man, you should go see him!

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The Poodle Club @poodleclub.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

TONIGHT! It's our only July show and it's a doozy! Still time to reserve advance discount tix at poodleclub.co.uk

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

Another day, another revelation…

The real 500 Miles: how a smash hit was spun from lies, deceit and desperation

Craig and Charlie Reid found fame and fortune with the story of their 1,000 mile walk. We can reveal that the truth behind it is very different.

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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Ghosts were people who lost the will to live and died trying to fold fitted sheets

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a cartoon drawing of a ghost with wings and eyes

ALT: a cartoon drawing of a ghost with wings and eyes

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Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Catholic? I like cats but wouldn’t say I have a problem

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The Poodle Club @poodleclub.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Hey @channel4.bsky.social Why have you suddenly removed 'Servant of the People' from your streaming service? #Ukraine #Zelensky We were enjoying that!

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Rosie Wilby @rosiewilby.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

New episode of The Breakup Monologues! Recorded live @poodleclub.bsky.social with @thatkatemartin.bsky.social & Nicola Dinan Listen at all good podcast platforms or via podfollow.com/breakupmonologues 🎧 With thanks to @kirkdalebooks.bsky.social - go and buy The Breakup Monologues book there 📚 🙌

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The Poodle Club @poodleclub.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Matt Green is on our stage this Saturday! Still a few tix left at poodleclub.co.uk

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Rosie Wilby @rosiewilby.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Happy Galentine’s Day! The Breakup Monologues begins recording a new season tonight @poodleclub.bsky.social with @thatkatemartin.bsky.social @hattyashdown.bsky.social @juliecohen.bsky.social & Nicola Dinan. Please come. Enjoy this clip from our archives in the meantime. 89 episodes avail 🎧👂

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

I always assumed Billy Idol was a TV contest to find the best goat.

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