bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 3hGUY 2: its called "in medias res". look it up (FLASHBACK TO 5 SECONDS AGO) GUY 1: this post is fucking stupid 1233 0
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 4hi dont believe in "privileged information". all knowledge is a burden 040 0
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 7hif i dont like where a GIF is going within the first second i drop it. i just dont have the time 040 0
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 7htheyre calling my willingness to misquote people "endearing" 070 0
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 7hi knew computers would be a big deal the first time i scammed someone for a $50 itunes gift card over email 0110 0
Reposted by bog landlordSantana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 12hNeed me to draw it out for you, dummy? 27715 0
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 16/10/2026theyre adding southwest louisiana to minecraft 0131 0
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 15/10/2026guy who has a bunch of rigged carnival games in his apartment 1151 0
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 15/10/2026if we dig deep enough we will find impossibly rich chthonic yogurt 1141 0
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 15/10/2026the four noble truths 1. life is beautiful 2. attachments are awesome 3. you cannot post when youre dead 4. you must post now while you have the chance 0356 0
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 14/10/2026(CANT REMEMBER THE WORD "EAT") i love to agario a sandwich 0141 0
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Quiz: a question No: an answer S: plurality, infinite possibility—and just maybe, another question: could you take our "no", and make it a "yes"? 1110 0
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 14/10/2026"Quiznos" is unique among restaurant names for its mysterious, almost interrogative quality. The question of what invites those associations is the riddle that keeps us coming back. 1130 0
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 13/10/2026the jerk store just called. i thought id left that life behind me 0202 0
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 13/10/2026GOBLIN FOOD SCIENTIST: a "demulsifier" sounds scary, but it's really not—it's anything that helps separate the oil and water in your favorite foods 090 0
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 12/10/2026the jerk store called. they said theyre moving forward with other candidates 1726 0
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 12/10/2026dont even talk to me until ive shot my messenger 0192 0
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 12/10/2026im wasting money on absolute necessities that i could be investing into meaningless bullshit 0352 0
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 11/10/2026we'll need more mathematicians than ever before to shovel coal into the Truth furnace 030 0
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 11/10/2026theyll have to wake up pretty early in the morning to catch me off guard. like noonish 020 0
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 11/10/2026it takes ~100 kg of cold, hard facts to produce a single liter of industrial-grade truth. and just one of our truth pipes moves 50,000 L of the stuff every minute. 050 0
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 11/10/2026i have scientific evidence that possums are actually dying and coming back to life. 170 0
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 11/10/2026one of those things you just cant learn from a book 030 0
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 11/10/2026our elders have so much problematic and questionable wisdom to teach us 010 0
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 11/10/2026its wild how poorly we understand meteorology. we dont even know if it rains because god is crying or because hes peeing 37310 0
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 11/10/2026somber cover of "hit the road jack" plays as i walk away from the bus stop in slow-motion 0100 0
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 11/10/2026youtube movie selection is kinda crazy, i had no idea till recently 010 0
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Tried everything? Nothing's working? No surprise there. "Nothing: It just works." 050 0
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026im one of the few people whos replied to more posts than hes read 070 0
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026ive been thinking about internalizing its logic and letting it bound my conceptual horizon 180 0
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026yep. once you know to look for it its shocking how uncommon it is 020 0
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026deleting and reposting with an imperceptible change in wording contributes to GDP 2112 0
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026a movie fails the bog landlord test if it doesnt include a scene where two women transfer brightly colored energy without the involvement of a man. dark phoenix (2019) is the only film i know of that passes 1100 0
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026dont just say "beware of dog". SHOW me how ferocious he is—maybe have him attack me 0130 0
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026listening to the prodigy on the bus and shaking my head and chuckling so everyone knows i see through the matrix and could dodge a hail of bullets if needed 1111 0
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026its like jazz. its about the major life milestones you dont reach 0180 0
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026chilling for 48 hours straight and dying john henry style just seconds after anthropics Lullaby 6.2 Pro loses its cool and starts freaking out 050 0
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026im quitting black and white thinking cold turkey. theres just no other way 19111 0
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026my whole life wouldve been different if theyd just let me play the gong in high school band 080 0
