Reposted by Pol etcAlex Blaes @otagian.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Humor isn't like murder, or reading the bible. You don't get credit just for trying. 03556 355
Pol etc @polpolpol.bsky.social · 26/10/2025I'm certain that the answers will be no and no, due to them never actually claiming to be lawyers. It would be the same as how a company producing tarot cards can't be held liable for giving bad investment advice. 000 0
Reposted by Pol etcmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 31/07/2023Me living by the sword: Swords rule Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh 1251651572 5.2K
Reposted by Pol etcdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 12/07/2025You today: I should have had more fun when I was younger You when you were younger: I hope I survive until 8pm when I plan to watch a television show as the sole balm to the terror of existence 320915 209
Pol etc @polpolpol.bsky.social · 13/06/2025The problem being, they really do work. Like they are effective marketing. Something to do with people believing that rich people are good with money or whatever. Usually the match is already made or committed to - but phrasing it like that *does* get results. 040 4
Pol etc @polpolpol.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Every time I get something from a charity shop they tell me not to forget my receipt and I have to wonder who the hell is asking them for refunds. 000 0
Pol etc @polpolpol.bsky.social · 06/05/2025I'm refusing to my job whilst wearing a clown costume because. 020 2
Pol etc @polpolpol.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Someone said to me "I s'pose you'd be too young to remember teletext" so I'm going to be riding that high all week. 000 0
Pol etc @polpolpol.bsky.social · 01/05/2025I think they've just taken the median gross, called it median disposable and hoped that you wouldn't notice? 020 2
Pol etc @polpolpol.bsky.social · 30/04/2025I had a similar experience when I thought I'd invented a new number. 110 1
Reposted by Pol etcCriag @criagtime.bsky.social · 17/09/2024A frugal living tip, you can put your pizza crusts into a cup of water on the window sill and they will grow into pizza after a couple weeks! 931965 319
Pol etc @polpolpol.bsky.social · 16/03/2025The thing that bothers me is that even if its true it doesn't hold up as a point. Like wht spend time concocting a story if its not going to occur to you that a car and a house cost different amounts. 110 1
Reposted by Pol etcBugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Warren Zevon voice: 19982137 982
Reposted by Pol etclilya @lolifer.bsky.social · 19/02/2025someone telling you about an interaction they had with an AI chatbot is several degrees of magnitude worse than someone telling you about a dream 1114 11
Reposted by Pol etcJohn Bull @garius.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Happy "Microsoft trying to force CoPilot subs" day in the UK for all who celebrate. (They just pinged me my renewal notice with it carefully worded to sound like a compulsory general price increase). 1) Go to your account page 2) Hit cancel 3) Change sub back. 841095670 1.1K
Reposted by Pol etcKP McDonnell @wildecard.eurosky.social · 27/01/2025This is the first piece of genuine art a.i. has produced. 227799 277
Reposted by Pol etcSpelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Can't reintroduce beavers to the UK because that's Tory policy but we can have another round of Tory austerity because fuck you 14614 46
Pol etc @polpolpol.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Had an incredibly efficient trip to A&E to confirm my wrist wasn't broken. Got an x ray done so fast that I didn't even get to take the afternoon off work. Nice to know that some things do work as they're supposed to. 000 0
Reposted by Pol etcStaid @staidindoors.bsky.social · 30/12/2024the ideal bluesky interaction 282463232 2.5K
Pol etc @polpolpol.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Are we still doing Christmas tomorrow? Could someone check if that is still on? 000 0
Reposted by Pol etcwolf pupy @wolfpupy.bsky.social · 16/12/2024a mistake a lot of people make when they go on a christmas adventure is learning the true meaning of christmas. if you don't learn it you get to go on another christmas adventure the next year, you basically just keep getting free christmas adventures as long as you don't learn anything. 241927503 1.9K
Reposted by Pol etcDan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Instead of giving in to consumerism this Christmas, why not give your friends and family the gift of a conversation starter? It costs nothing but the intellectual value is incalculable. 1043469 434
Reposted by Pol etcda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 07/12/2024FREINDS ROCK - dashare.zone ADMIN 038044 380
Pol etc @polpolpol.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I don't eat meat but I'm wondering if I could start hunting for sport just because that would be a new and interesting position to take. 020 2
Pol etc @polpolpol.bsky.social · 03/12/2024If you prefer it the other way round, that's also possible: GG exists in S-verse and there is a documentary about them for some reason. 000 0
Pol etc @polpolpol.bsky.social · 03/12/2024This is an easily resolvable paradox. In the Sopranos universe, the Gilmore Girls is a TV show, but in the Gilmore Girls universe the Sopranos are real, they're just making a reference to a real thing that exists for them. 100 1
Pol etc @polpolpol.bsky.social · 01/12/2024*me trying to sound local* "do you want owt from greggs? It's a very popular local pattesserie, like gails but without the sourdough" 010 1
Pol etc @polpolpol.bsky.social · 01/12/2024I've been living in Leeds for a year now, I think I might try using "owt" in a sentence. 320 3
Reposted by Pol etcEerily 🎃 🔮 @millyrose.bsky.social · 28/11/2024A cute Karl Marx’s Capital clutch bag, yours for a cool sum of £1346.84. 341 4
Pol etc @polpolpol.bsky.social · 28/11/2024No those are supplies for if you're feeling snacky while you're hunting for tupperware. 010 1
Pol etc @polpolpol.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I'm on a mission to find the social media app that is least bad for me. I know the awnser is none of them but 020 2
Reposted by Pol etcKristen Arnett @kristenarnett.bsky.social · 16/11/2024dipping my hand into a very large mason jar full of different kinds of buttons would heal me right now 1738048 380
Reposted by Pol etc🏳️⚧️ Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] @alexandraerin.com · 11/02/2024I've heard there was green eggs and ham served by a man named Sam I Am but you don't really care for new things, do you? Well, it goes like this: the goat, the boat, the cardboard box, and the clever fox, the dogged Sam asking would you, could you? 21578195 578
Pol etc @polpolpol.bsky.social · 03/12/2023Just moved 200 miles away from London. Feels good. Gonna try to be more socially active but in like, a healthy way? 010 1
