FAIRY 1: my gift to the child is beauty
FAIRY 2: *i* wanted to give her that
FAIRY 1: you can give her song
FAIRY 2: do you hear yourself. get a grip flora
FAIRY 1: fine YOU give her beauty
FAIRY 2: no. she'll be a minger now. i hope you're happy
FAIRY 3: guys I think we're at the wrong christening