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Carmen Klomparens @carmparens.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Fullmetal Mean Girls day to those who celebrate
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
tumblr post:
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Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs
Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

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Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head.
You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.
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Bramblefix, daughter of the cosmos @bramblefix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Blue and Audriq, up against the wall 💨
Blue getting anal from Audriq up against a wall. If I ever stop drawing butt stuff you'll know I've been bodysnatched
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Melissa @plushsnake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Definitivamente definida por essas experiências
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Interesting MTG Art (scary version 💀) @interestingmtg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"The Echoverse Fulcrum. Once the towering academy known as Hexhaven, it has become a terrifying bridge between reality and unreality, much like my mate Paul after one too many ayahuasca retreats."
Philomena Cunk stands in front of the Echoverse Fulcrum (art by Adam Paquette).
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Bramblefix, daughter of the cosmos @bramblefix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
creamy Yugiri 💕
Yugiri (ffxiv) with a looot of cum flowing out of her butt <3
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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will @willduh.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
bluesky is dying?
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Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 01/08/2026
I fucking hate AI almost as much as I hate the sniveling asshole billionaires and shithole corporations who have all forced it into every conceivable spot in our lives. It literally makes everything worse and it makes us worse and I fucking hate it.
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earend | making 🐻🛡️⚠️ @earend.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The "Jason figured it out meme" from the Goodplace, but the captions are:

LinkedIn figured it out?

LinkedIn?  This is a real low point.
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hyper mega bummer boy @danceyrselfdean.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Blood Sugar Sex Magik is like what if you had a guitar riff god and an absolute freaky ass white boy bassist and an above average drummer fronted by the most annoying asshole to ever live but without him it don't work. and it's awesome
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Golgariguy @golgariguy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Some really good points about the Commander format by Emma. I also feel that the constant power creep and printing of must-include staples is sucking the fun out of the format.
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 20/07/2026
MULDER [slapping down plane tix]: Hope you packed your rain coat, Scully. SCULLY: Seattle? Mulder it's the weekend, what- MULDER [handing her a file] Confirmed sightings, Scully. This is big SCULLY [eyes wide]: My God Mulder, what am I looking at here? MULDER: The locals are calling it.. JIMOTHY
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Jasmin Darnell | Elden Lord @jasmindarnell.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
ko-fi.com/jdarnell
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Support Jasmin Darnell ❤️
Support Jasmin Darnell
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Golgariguy @golgariguy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
RIP Sam Neill. As for many others, Alan Grant had such a big influence on me as a kid. I of course wanted to be a paleontologist...
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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Melissa @plushsnake.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
As a brazilian, we freaking deserved it, gj norway
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Melissa @plushsnake.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Todo jogo eu vou na wikipedia reconfirmar quem colonizou quem só pra saber se torço com mais força ainda
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[Spooky Name Placeholder] @mxlabradorite.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This interview in Vanity Fair came out in 2010, and this exchange from it has lived rent-free in my head ever since.
So listen, I’m not sure how to broach this subject. There’s a lot of half-naked men in Jackass, and a lot of anal play and nipple torture and testicle touching. Is it possible that Jackass is at least a smidge gay?

Knoxville: I’m offended you just said a smidge!

It’s more than a smidge?

Knoxville: We’re over here sitting on rainbows and you say a smidge.

You’re a gay pride parade waiting to happen?

Knoxville: We’re a gay pride parade that’s happening! And in 3-D!

It’s not just homoerotic tension?

Knoxville: No, man, it’s all about release with us.

Steve-O: We always thought it was funny to force a heterosexual MTV generation to deal with all of our thongs and homoerotic humor. In many ways, all our gay humor has been a humanitarian attack against homophobia. We’ve been trying to rid the world of homophobia for years, and I think gay people really dig it too.

This was way too easy. I had all of these questions designed to lure you into admitting your subconscious desire to fuck each other. But apparently you’re not suppressing anything.

Knoxville: Suppressing?! Wait till I tell the guys you said suppressing! We’re not suppressing anything! We’re over here sitting on dicks!
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Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 24/06/2026
It's with heavy hearts that we mourn the passing of iconic artist, Ron Spears. With a flair for the fantastic, Spears's illustrations have transported players to planes across the Multiverse for over 20 years🌻magic.wizards.com/en/news/feat...
An illustration of a lush, vibrant and growing garden with text overlaid that reads: "In Memoriam Ron Spears". Utopia Sprawl art by Ron Spears.
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Melissa @plushsnake.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
As a brazilian who has to deal with this shit most of the year and have no AC at home, my condolences. It soon will be over.
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Melissa @plushsnake.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Ah sim, não to dizendo pra não correr kkkk só que a gente foi feito pra andar, então é um pulo grande de dificuldade
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carinho na tornozeleira @brunao.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
O México é o único país onde a copa do mundo está acontecendo de verdade
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Melissa @plushsnake.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
É a evolução, a gente foi feito pra andar menacing igual assassino de filme de terror
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Melissa @plushsnake.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
WITCH FROG WITCH FROG WITCH FROG
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 11/06/2026
happy pride
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Melissa @plushsnake.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Ia perguntar canjica ou "canjica" kkkk feliz que é a certa
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Jan Rosenow @janrosenow.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The world’s largest sand battery got through Finland’s harshest winter in years. 2,000 tonnes of sand, heated to 500-600°C by cheap power, feeding district heating in Pornainen. And it worked. Result from one install: oil down 100%, emissions down 70%. Industrial process heat is the real prize.
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Parker @estinien.gay · 24/05/2025
A screenshot of a location in Final Fantasy XIV that is being destroyed, with collapsed buildings, rubble, and fire. In the middle of the screenshot is "United States," and underneath is "JOANN Fabric and Crafts."
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Felicia Davin @feliciadavin.com · 11/05/2026
thinking about this tumblr post (www.tumblr.com/bumblebeebat...)
tumblr post by bumblebeebats

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!
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Melissa @plushsnake.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Sheeple
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tappytoeclaws.bsky.social @tappytoeclaws.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother's Day to Her
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Winton Kidd🔞 @wintonkidd.com · 06/05/2026
A witch and her satyr friend🩷🤍🩵
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Winton Kidd🔞 @wintonkidd.com · 30/04/2026
Misc Sketches (2024)🧡✒️ #nsfwart #pinup
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Melissa @plushsnake.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
And Steven
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 17/04/2026
Me to 3yo: What do you want for your birthday party theme? 3yo: “Poopoo & peepee theme! We can get apple juice for the pee, so a skeleton pees and you drink the skeleton pee but it’s okay because it’s juice” Me: ..K I was thinking like “dinosaurs” but let’s put a pin in “piss fountain of the dead”
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Oriel & Moons 🇧🇷 🏳️‍⚧️⋆ Commissions OPEN! @celticbotanart.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Hello #PortfolioDay! I'm Oriel, a nonbinary illustrator from Brazil, currently working with commissions 💛✨ I love drawing character-focused art. Fantasy themes and lgbtq+ OCs are my favorites~ ✨ vgen.co/CelticBotan ✨ ko-fi.com/celticbotan ✨ www.patreon.com/CelticBotan ✨ celticbotan@gmail.com
digital art commission in black and white - bust of a couple of pretty men embracing, looking at each other very in love, one of them full of lipstick marks on his face and lipsdigital art commission in colors - bust of a green skinned tiefling (he/him)  with the vibes of an 80s british rockstardigital art commission in black and white - bust of a black girl wearing a mix of armor and football gear (she's supposed to represent a truck in the musical Starlight Express). She's smiling at us with a friendly expressiondigital art commission in black and white - bust of mer-folk / water aasimar man. He has dark skin, dreadlocks and shiny eyes. His ears are like fish fins and he has coral-shaped horns
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Melissa @plushsnake.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
As pessoas duvidam do poder de autocontrole de uma pessoa autista diante de autismos
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Winton Kidd🔞 @wintonkidd.com · 11/04/2026
Bedfellows🩷 for the #hardcover solo sketchbook! 😘 www.kickstarter.com/projects/har...
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Amy the Amazonian @amytheamazonian.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
wait do some people not browse Wikipedia for fun?
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note
"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope."

Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war.

A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic.

Canon 751: “Schism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,” ie. the Pope.

https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"
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Melissa @plushsnake.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
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Winton Kidd🔞 @wintonkidd.com · 28/03/2026
Bathhouse elves(2023)🧡⭐ #nsfwart #pinup
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Winton Kidd🔞 @wintonkidd.com · 28/03/2026
💜🌹🩷🌹💜
A trasfem witch wearing nothing but an open  black hat and cloak with lace trim holds two roses
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Jurídico da Akasha @feministream.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Gente, ta rolando rifa com um monte de prêmios pra ajudar na conta do gato! Quem nao puder colaborar, compartilhar ajuda muito também! ❤️❤️❤️ rifa.digital/s/eCVWJurzZMP
rifa.digital
Rifa do Destruidor
Compre sua cota por apenas R$ 10,00
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
gn
You're not an ally if you give JKR money
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Re: my last reposts “Do not put money in the pocket of a woman who has sworn publicly to use it to disenfranchise vulnerable populations” is the smallest ask imaginable. It’s not oxygen, it’s not food. It’s television. You can do without. There are thousands of other shows for you to watch.
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Melissa @plushsnake.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Você quer dizer Jack Daytona
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