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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I hope whoever wrote I WOKE UP FEELIN THE CHEEZIEST COACH is still getting checks in the mail

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/08/2026

stop showing me the horrid burrito, you demons

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

rolled up to the local overrun by shitheads and took over touchtunes with the indigo girls->sheryl crow->waxahatchee combo and remade the bar in my image

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

love to make weekend trip meal plans with people / never feels like doing all the work in a group project / I am going to be able to relax / everyone will surely be willing to pitch in to clean

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

there’s gonna be so many bad dogs named Argos next year

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

some pics I’ve taken and printed lately that I like!

a black and white photo of a mardi gras indian at jazz fest

a black and white photo of a couple in moody light and window pane shadows cast on them

a black and white photo of a man in a hat pensively holding a necklace

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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 13/06/2026

Pros: Best US performance in a World Cup match in my lifetime, (assuming Pulisic is OK) nobody got hurt, system looked great, probably could have scored six Cons: this is me

Just watched a man literally flip a coin on a moving train and unblock a contact labeled Gio Reyna and text them "hey" with a slutty amount of Ys

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

haphazardly unraveling my velvet-wrapped brick and dropping it right on the arch of my foot, I will never walk normal again

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Dan Reeder will string 15 verses like this back to back and call it a song (it will be the best thing you hear all week)

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

sharks, my proposal is a pistol-shaped pill case

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Plank’s really done well for himself since Ed, Edd, n Eddy

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

for Hugh Freezes 6-16 SEC record times 10 for the blessed week Auburn fired his ass plus fees @newap-georgia.bsky.social

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Baseball GIFs @baseballgifs.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Totally not fan interference.

Fan interferes with Kyle Schwarber's almost home run

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

this is, of course, preferential to the idea that most folks don’t give a fuck about your special interest and think you’re weird for imposing it on other people so much

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Dunnah @dunnah.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Dunnah: Welcome to the top of the 𝟺̶𝟽̶𝚝̶𝚑̶ Braves season [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] Dunnah: yes [World engulfed by flames] Dunnah: oh god yes

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

We must believe in a world to create that world

Battlemech looming over highway with sign

“Lgbtq rights enforced by battlemech”

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

make a Blondie jersey you cowards

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

woke up with a bad biscuits and tomato gravy craving

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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

repost this perfectly flat bud heavy can and you will be blessed with fortunes heretofore untold

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Will “Blue Heeler” Stancil

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

I get around my niece and start talking about Uncle Matt in third person like prime Rickey Henderson

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

if you enjoy this post, be sure to share it with your friends

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

another take from Politics Gene Chizik

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Atlanta ppl please keep an eye out - my bike was cut off the cable lock this past weekend

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

they are exorcising ghosts in Tallahassee

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

prepare yourselves everyone, microsoft just released another infuriating update to teams

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Andrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

I listened to the new Lil Wayne album…

Emmitt Smith and Jerry Rice, past their prime

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

My college roommate thought people drew trees like puffballs because no one could see individual leaves

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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 21/05/2025

“You can’t get a margarita at 8:30 am” Wrong! I can do all things through Christ that strengthens me

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

I think going to the bar and putting Int’l Players Anthem on the touchtunes would fix me

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Welcome back, 18 years old legal drinking age?

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

gsp’s bucket list pit maneuver

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

One of the better futures is that in 2080 a 5th grader draws a fart cloud on this picture in their history textbook

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Bobby Petrino, your momma told me you’re recruiting an end the size of a damn bus

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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 23/12/2024

The Lowe’s is filled with sons And tiny old women pointing at things

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

watch this drone stuff just be updated lidar scans and they’re trying to figure out the best way to say “well, we were scanning y’all, but not like that”

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