iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

rolled up to the local overrun by shitheads and took over touchtunes with the indigo girls->sheryl crow->waxahatchee combo and remade the bar in my image

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

did the owner design this or something, why are they so invested in uniforms that look like trash

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

don’t listen on the apple app either it’s just the first 22 minutes of audio repeated three times (I would guess this is an apple problem)

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

it’s gonna be electric when we get to illinois and can slot in sufjan

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

skynyrd were from florida and sang about alabama, with enough time we can have an endless daisy chain of songs about the state you’re not from

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

love to make weekend trip meal plans with people / never feels like doing all the work in a group project / I am going to be able to relax / everyone will surely be willing to pitch in to clean

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

now she’s at the sprint store talking bout a cigarette in one hand and the push to talk in another

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

was he ever on a team that had to make drastic cuts to overpay a mediocre quarterback? or does he think he’s a legend and that’s just what you do for them

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

the 60s era segregation academies in the south are often named Sparta Academy or whatever, it goes back further than you think

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

there’s gonna be so many bad dogs named Argos next year

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I can buy $1 cds from my local spot and they’re usually good to mint quality. the dollar records sound like shit

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

they’ll say Saint Prozacelf ran all the snakes out of skyreland

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

because it doesn’t operate a “house” — it’s all bettors playing against each other with them taking a fee to place each individual bet. they have an incentive to drive traffic above all else

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

veggie tales must get good in the later seasons

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

wouldst thou like to blitz deliciously

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

did the viking ships have enough of a draft to sail on a beam reach? or were they limited to more downwind

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

hey man I can’t help I grew up in a town with no cohesive vision for supporting small businesses

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

do they even make them into little flip phones anymore

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

he started a game of s.k.a.t.e. with a tre flip and got everyone mad at him

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

ohio is so beautiful in the original script

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

some pics I’ve taken and printed lately that I like!

a black and white photo of a mardi gras indian at jazz fest

a black and white photo of a couple in moody light and window pane shadows cast on them

a black and white photo of a man in a hat pensively holding a necklace

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Dale Gribble and bug mode SZA enemies-turned-lovers romance

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

you’re gonna be fightin them cowpokes off with a stick

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

yeah the Mattress Mack bet, hopefully they beg enough to come out ahead

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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 13/06/2026

Pros: Best US performance in a World Cup match in my lifetime, (assuming Pulisic is OK) nobody got hurt, system looked great, probably could have scored six Cons: this is me

Just watched a man literally flip a coin on a moving train and unblock a contact labeled Gio Reyna and text them "hey" with a slutty amount of Ys

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

them damn writers took all the good words! (it’s a great pub)

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

you don’t understand it doesn’t look right unless I put Nitto Grapplers on it and then never get them rotated

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

if you’re not named queen of royal rumpus I’ll eat my hat (non-GF)

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matt @plongitude.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

haphazardly unraveling my velvet-wrapped brick and dropping it right on the arch of my foot, I will never walk normal again

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