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Plognark

@plognark.bsky.social
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I used to draw stuff, and still do sometimes. Semi-feral backwoods ADHD-haver, iOS dev, and wildlife rehabber. He/Him.

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Plognark @plognark.bsky.social · 1h
Ouch.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 2h
If I built an AI lab and it went rogue and deleted all student loan information, I'm betting they'd suddenly figure out how to prosecute me.
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Plognark @plognark.bsky.social · 2h
Yeah, that was a pleasant surprise to me. I don’t think any of his personal beliefs have changed, I think he just realized that most other libertarians are completely full of shit.
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
#TillysCursedLibrary 📚 No. 58 #FakeBookTitleFriday
They Made His Video Game Characters ‘Less Sexy’ - Now he will never find love again
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Plognark @plognark.bsky.social · 13h
Man… this shit is weird and it keeps getting weirder.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 13h
It's called the locomotive. And we're gonna drive it right through your god damn bedroom.
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Plognark @plognark.bsky.social · 13h
Even if you’re overaged, say you’re afraid of dick cancer and see if they’ll give it to you anyway. That’s my plan, anyway.
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Rob Burgess @robaburg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Being a sentient person in 2026 means arguing in public for issues you never thought you would have to articulate out loud: "Read to your children yourself instead of outsourcing it to a robot!" "Don't televise executions!" Things like that.
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Plognark @plognark.bsky.social · 15h
Huh. I’m old but still have weirdly good hearing. I wonder if these would affect me. And also, holy shit, if I caught some motherfucker doing something like that to kids on a public sidewalk,
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the year is 2030 and i no longer consume anything that isn't personalized to me. every game, every book, every movie extends to the limits of my own imagination and no further. i haven't been surprised in five years. i cry softly, in bewilderment, if i see a word i don't know
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chainsawroll🍉🌮✨ @chainsawroll.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have slots left for commissions. chainsawroll@gmail.com for info ❤️ reposts are appreciated : )
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Plognark @plognark.bsky.social · 15h
I… No, you know what, fuck it. No.
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Joey Miller @namenotunique.bsky.social · 15h
Behind every leading man is a character actor who desperately wants to play a rat creature.
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Plognark @plognark.bsky.social · 15h
I’d rather slam my dick in a car door
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Plognark @plognark.bsky.social · 15h
Oh my god, it’s getting worse
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Plognark @plognark.bsky.social · 15h
Oh holy fucking shit absolutely not
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Plognark @plognark.bsky.social · 16h
Bummer.
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N*Kim @nkimillustrate.bsky.social · 20h
Halloween in Hanbok 08
Witch Crocodile and Witch Goat in hanbok standing side by side
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Plognark @plognark.bsky.social · 17h
Jeez I wish I’d known that like two or three days ago
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Natee (they/them) @himmapaan.bsky.social · 17h
Hildegard has no time for weasels. She claims she deplores them for the sake of her ancient cockatrice ancestry. #Boktober Hen and Weasel. Ink on Fabriano Medioevalis, 95 × 64 mm.
Drawing mostly in black ink, primarily in silhouette, of a hen with feathers puffed and hackles raised, facing a least weasel standing on a fallen branch in the grass. The hen's comb and wattle are the only touch of red gouache.
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Plognark @plognark.bsky.social · 19h
Guys like that make me wish, just a tiny bit, that hell was real.
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Plognark @plognark.bsky.social · 19h
Yeah. Makes my skin crawl just thinking about it.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 21h
its feels like a mass psychosis where tech leaders continue to insist you can be cruel, mean, and hurt the feelings of lines of code
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Plognark @plognark.bsky.social · 19h
Just completely vile.
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Plognark @plognark.bsky.social · 19h
*sigh*
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Lumpia Nyong'o @creolebabybritt.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
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Plognark @plognark.bsky.social · 20h
I am delighted to get an update on this tale, and even more so that it went just as badly as expected.
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Plognark @plognark.bsky.social · 20h
Yeah. It always just seems to unleash more and more greed.
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Mali // BadWolf @minemikomali.bsky.social · 20h
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Plognark @plognark.bsky.social · 20h
Alright, I’m sold.
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Plognark @plognark.bsky.social · 20h
Yeah it’s a thing, but that fucking guy is *wildly* overestimating the market for them.
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Plognark @plognark.bsky.social · 21h
Oh shit, lmao I sort of feel bad for a guy from last week who was saying how they were just about to all start turning a respectable profit this year.
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Plognark @plognark.bsky.social · 21h
They dipped into some annoying weirdo libertarian politics once the easy targets were used up in earlier seasons, but yes, they had some good episodes along the same vein.
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
This is what happens when you decide not to honor an unspoken gentleman’s agreement not to bring up bigotry as a problem.
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Plognark @plognark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
James Randi carried on that sort of magicians-despising-actually-con-artists legacy into the modern era.
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Plognark @plognark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It turns out that magicians are great at spotting a con artists and exposing their tricks, where a lot of well-educated folks are just total suckers, but believe they’re too smart to get swindled. AI hype operates like one of those old time scams, which is part of why we’re in this shitshow today.
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Plognark @plognark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mediums. Houdini was a famous hater of mediums and con artists. Meanwhile, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was such a credulous dipshit that he got suckered by shitty photographs of “fairies” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cotting...
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Cottingley Fairies - Wikipedia
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wanted to do a serious painting and record the whole drawing process, just to have an example for the youtube. It ended up taking over 10 hours, so I'll have to do multiple x16 speed edits to make it at all palatable to watch.
Digital painting of a light green path in a forest surrounded by trees on both sides. A creature with aspects of both an insect and a dinosaur is standing on a tree root in the upper left of the image, surrounded by a few smaller flying creatures. The image is painted in mostly warm tones, making it appear to take place in early morning.
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don’t want everything tailored to my interests I want stuff made by perverts and sickos that makes me think about stuff differently
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Plognark @plognark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Like most cases, I would expect that it could be quite possible to find circumventions (probably exposed private keys somewhere), but brute force? No, I strongly doubt it.
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Plognark @plognark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That’s a real asshole move, considering how common and severe nut allergies are
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Plognark @plognark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh yeah, that would absolutely break through. People (justifiably) hate that fucking guy.
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Plognark @plognark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That is such good leaf camouflage
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Plognark @plognark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh, well, that’s easy: it’s actually fun to keep pointing out what wretched pieces of shit they are to where it finally gets under their skin.
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Plognark @plognark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah it really seems that way, doesn’t it?
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Plognark @plognark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fuck.
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Plognark @plognark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Still just a stand-in for racism, rape, and beating queer people back into the closet.
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Plognark @plognark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wow what a weird, stupid asshole
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Plognark @plognark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That certainly is a choice.
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Plognark @plognark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s about damn time.
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