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If there's no magic how come when you burp watermelon it tastes like cucumber? Oil, Acrylic, Watercolor • Artist & Illustrator • Humor, Rainbows, Unicorns, UFO/UAP

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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 12h
You prob already thought this through but just in case, could try blocking one at a time, weakest ones first. Keep weeks or months between each one blocked.
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 12h
Hortons gotta hort
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 14h
Mother, I have business elsewhere. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black and white photo of a light skinned woman standing outside in the sun. She’s cradling a short haired black tuxedo cat to her chest and looking at it Affectionately. Her clothing and hairstyle suggest Edwardian Era.
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 14h
I’ve a much higher chance of a lottery jackpot than survival after touching a cat’s tumtum.
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 14h
Cat version of sleeping on bed of nails 😂💕
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 14h
Very agree 🏆😂💕
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 14h
But they’re all sticky?
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 14h
Maybe they assume lights are connected by bluetooth only now, no light switch connection
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 14h
F’n Jeremy IS Darth Vader, so just for Halloween he can be a beautiful Hawaiian princess. 😂💕
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 16h
Toes?
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 16h
One of my favorites. It reminds me of the real story behind kind, smart, tough Sluggo. He doesn’t even have a bed! I’ve not noticed it before, that he sleeps on the couch.
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Emma Mitchell @silverpebble2.bsky.social · 18h
October leaf palette. If you zoom in to the colours and details it will dial down stress a little and help you recover if there's any angst for you later today (research has shown this)🍁🍂🌾🌿
Leaves from 6 different trees & shrubs collected in October and arranged to create a colour shift echoing a rainbow
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 16h
The perfect music category: classical into farts.
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 16h
Take over changing the bed. Jeebus you’re a grown adult.
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nothing wrong with tryin to look good, Corset.
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This would not work with me I can tell you that. Would stay forever. 😂
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Best comedy of the year (as awarded by me)!! If Star Wars had a $10 budget. youtu.be/0qy8Bnb9C1o?...
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If Star Wars had a $10 Budget - Full Movie
YouTube video by Secondhand Movie Co
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ghostlike presence ✅ Infinity mouth ✅ 🏆🤣💕
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Been looking for just the right mascot to share. This is it, this is the one. Probably the classiest sewage character you’re ever gonna see…
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Want a laugh and gather new words? Give comments a read! 💕🤣
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Haha love it! From “to vulture”?
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
As a native English speaker, “over tomorrow” seems clearer and has less syllables. 💕 There’s “overmorrow” which I’ve admired but have been too embarrassed to use. As I write this now I realize that’s dumb. Gonna use it!
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And underneath, always her coiled energy of Excitement 🤣💕 Can I add: The way her collar and vanilla chip marking that now looks like a business tie omg 💕🤣🤣
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My question exactly, followed by the explanation. Thank you both. 🤣🏆😂🏆🤣
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
💕 Eddie 💕 and his most beautiful bed ever
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Concerned but…interested? Interested. That’s what her eyeball says to me. Your Farm foster family found you a good forever home, girlfriend. 💕
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And today show them you live indoors (?). Turned your life around you did. What a comeback!
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And afterwards they pick up the big box and simply carry it away never to be seen again
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
AND 2 opposable thumbs 💕🤣💕
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Have you considered trying trousers in children’s size?
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Which will never ever close back up
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Shoulda married your sister. This is Fesshole.
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lovely! Absolutely best wishes from this stranger on the internet!!! 💕
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Zoomed in. Saw a majestic regal creature on top, a roundy soft wind blown middle bit, then on the bottom holding it all up 2 spindly spaghettis. What a journey. 🤣💕🤣
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
💕💗💕
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
PHEW! Happy to learn this is ALan not a.i. haha 😂
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Pet Portraits By Hercule @portraitsbyhercule.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
New commission finished!! This portrait was requested by the wonderfully lovely Anthony Devlin. Those who follow me will know that I don’t draw accessories, and I think we can ALL agree that I have seamlessly removed the novelty toy featured in the reference picture.
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And now one cannot stop imagining
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I do love s’mores
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Uh oh
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ahahaha “80085” 🏆 (BOOBS)
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
(She didnt even notice I swore)
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I heard you can fix both with one simple trick (stop posting)
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Means of course you should provide peeved note every day until their dog stops. Either that or keep on barking. As a dog owner I approve this.
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’d be using the feedback to fix up stuff that was complained about. I know that wasn’t your meaning.
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
also for the rich vitamin content!
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you for this! I had assumed it was AI too.
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So everybody likes you there and thinks you’re doing fine work? And your manager is kind enough to tell you? You’re lucky, you are.
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s the only way 🏆
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also the highest. Hence its name.
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