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If there's no magic how come when you burp watermelon it tastes like cucumber? Oil, Acrylic, Watercolor • Artist & Illustrator • Humor, Rainbows, Unicorns, UFO/UAP

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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Also, Tom Cox, do you live in a ship?
A crop of cat Ken Burns’ photo with just the sofa pillows and wall and on the wall is an optical illusion (?) of what looks to be bright light streaming through a circular porthole in the wall. (Really a lamp but still, impressive!)
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Like, Cinnamoroll is a BOY.
He is the white boy in the center with underneath the big “cinnamoroll”. Like a white bunny type guy with blue eyes. Dunno who the other knuckleheads are.
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Wonderful! Congrats to all the winners. This year I think this is my personal fave: beautifulbizarreartprize.art/wp-content/u...
Amber Alcock
“The Firing Squad” (oil paint on canvas, 165 x 240cm)
The scene is theatrical, absurd, apocalyptic. I want this work to operate as an allegory for nature reclaiming agency in a world shaped and damaged by human dominance, while also reflecting on the nature of our own accountability. The Borzois, elegant yet comically inept, echo the structure of a traditional firing squad, where responsibility is diffused among the many and individual culpability dissolves in the group. In a lot of my work humour and visual ‘prettiness’ function as a deliberate entry point into darker themes. I wanted this piece to act as an absurd sort of mirror for a society adept at avoiding personal responsibility with collective anonymity.
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Dis lil guy omg 💕🙂💕
Wee lil duckling, while swimming along with his dad, mom, and siblings, breaks the forth wall and looks directly at us.
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
So unfair that you dress in all black you are “elegant” and “slim” and “normal” and yet when I dress all orange I’m
Orange traffic cone, hollow, gets wider from the top as it goes down, with a flat rectangle base, just like my own body that I have.
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Throwing the trash out like
Muscley Scottish man yelling and screaming (apparently, I would) heaves like a full size telephone pole 
 like a 100 feet in the air while some guy runs  away. Big crowd watches approvingly.
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Love these. So far I have consumed 14 cotton candy clouds.
(Original photo, not AI) 
Sunset at low tide on a Massachusetts beach. In the foreground, short sea grasses and sand, then a calm blue ocean, all somewhat in shadow. But the sky, O the sky! — a gradient of every bright blue, floated with a few bright pink clouds. I shall eat the cotton candy clouds.
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Look at hims stompers 😂💕😂
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
What now
An actual image of a star that is yellow with five points like a cartoon star.
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
This better be an April Fools joke JERRY @jcsalterego.bsky.social
Jerry’s Bluesky page thing with a stupid blue check. Didn’t we all work together to prevent this?? This is bullcrap.
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
3 adult humans to keep this good dog…sort of still? 😂
Black lab dog but its face is a blur from moving around too much. Three adult women’s hands can be seen trying to slow the dog down, with at least one hand firmly grasping what must be a collar
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Here we go
A red and white yield sign, a fluorescent orange DETOUR> sign pointing to another <DETOUR sign. For I guess an infinite loop kinda drive?
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Yes and I have a dog like this. Book a professional pet photo session and this is what you get
A handsome shiny black dog sits proudly for the camera, in a cheery collar. Before him a beautiful copper colored dog has melted into a crestfallen puddle on the floor before him, her eyes depressed and resentful. Will she survive her terrible predicament? Surely not. (Yes she’s fine)
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
What the h*ck is this soulless portal thing?! This has to be the dumbest lookin iPhone update
Giant black soulless circle. New iPhone icon or portal to black hole?
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
“The bed is a kind of sandwich. When you get in you are the meat.”
Norman Rockwell’s painting of a man standing up to speak at a town hall meeting. The others look up at him with interest, one older man with a look of appreciation and slight smile.
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I once read a quote like, “Business is people.” Ultimately business (busy-ness) is ONLY about people. Who is going to use the AI they fired or didn’t hire people to make in the first place? Treating people fairly and wanting the best for them is good business.
Retailers are already preparing for the worst by hiring a record low number of seasonal employees, career services firm Challenger, Gray & Christmas found.
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Ahahahahahah
Gray cat with the LONGEST fur you will ever see looks angrily at you, front feet planted on wet cobblestones
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
😩
Impossible burger
Vegan! Tastes like beef! Plant based burger toooed with red onion, lettuce and tomato on a grilled bun. $18.49
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
What is even happening?
A svelte young man under a brisk shower of milk, really enjoying himself as he covers his nipples, featuring just a hint of his pert lil (?) buttock
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
The subject:
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Not sure the captain is a people person 😂
A captain looking man with crooked bow tie (black) and ill fitting dress jacket (white) looks down at us with an upside down smile on his face. Or is it a sneer? Five top teeth.
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
@dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social : This you? Saw it on that other site. Seems like something that would happen to you 😂
Found this cat inside our house tonight never seen him before. Seems very unfazed about the whole situation. (2 photos of a verrrry relaxed orange and white kitty cat.)
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Cocktail that’s also good underpants?
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
😂🤣😂 My timeline answered this it’s TREES
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Insightful piece, especially since I recently jumped to BS (haha!) One thing tho… I’ve found that only bullies blame things on “gullibility.” I tell bullies, “I’m not gullible, I’m trusting” and watch their hearts break open, just a lil or a whole dang lot 💕
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Lookit the fine lipstick work on Rebel 💕😂💕
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bork bork @plfrederick.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Think we know @jcsalterego.bsky.social @adrew.dadguy.online
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