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Plastic Paddy Eyes

@plasticpaddyeyes.bsky.social
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He/him God's perfect idiot

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Plastic Paddy Eyes @plasticpaddyeyes.bsky.social · 8h
The average Arbys be like #controlresonant #ps5
#controlresonant
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 17h
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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Plastic Paddy Eyes @plasticpaddyeyes.bsky.social · 16h
New public bathroom announced
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Plastic Paddy Eyes @plasticpaddyeyes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Had a date today and it went pretty well. ate greek food, went bookshopping, got candy and i got kissed for the first time since 2022. But most importantly, I found out I really really really like it when someone scratches my beard. i wanted to rabbit stamp my foot so badly. I feel like a dog
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Plastic Paddy Eyes @plasticpaddyeyes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Its funny how many of her fans accuse pols like AOC of running their jobs like social media influencers. And yet.....
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Arizona Right Watch @azrww.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She’s the CEO of one of the most consistently hateful organizations in the country, you fucking losers
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 30/09/2026
Thinking about the movie RRR and I feel we need an Irish version. Completely over the top, ahistorical story of Irish independence. James Connolly battering Lloyd George with nunchucks. Michael Collins taking out 200 black & tans barehanded. Dev defeating Monty in a dance-off. Let’s do this.
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Hell Gate *subscribe today!* @hellgatenyc.com · 29/09/2026
"Some joked I was the Mother of Dragons, holding fire in one hand and strategy in the other," Rodneyse Bichotte-Hermelyn wrote in the Daily News. As a political journalist, I have never heard anyone joke about that, but I fully endorse the comparison now that it is in print.
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"A Staten Island judge" stop right there we shouldn't have those
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Plastic Paddy Eyes @plasticpaddyeyes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@reginageorgebush.bsky.social your favorite long islander is defending his record again lol www.nydailynews.com/2026/09/27/i...
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/09/2026
this is legitimately very funny
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 25/09/2026
Wait you guys are getting job interviews?
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Plastic Paddy Eyes @plasticpaddyeyes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
32, not counting shows i never 100% Missing Review, American Vandal, Rectify, Mr Robot, Scavengers Reign, Cowboy Bepop, Derry Girls, ATLA, and The Sopranos
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
conspiracy theorist who keeps implying the irish run all the banks
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Pride Ott 🦦 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @hikoukihikouki9.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New — I had the opportunity to see NAZA, the documentary freaking out the Israeli government because of its horrifying firsthand descriptions of the way the IDF has used AI to target and massacre Palestinian civilians. My thoughts on the film’s damning revelations, and the banality of evil:
thehandbasket.co
I saw the documentary the Israeli government doesn’t want you to see
'NAZA' dispels once and for all the myth that the IDF didn't target civilians in Gaza.
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The City Reporter @thecityreporter.nyc · 24/09/2026
An older woman pushing a walker stalked out of the auditorium into the lobby at one point yelling, “This is goddam ridiculous. Nobody got no time for this.”
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Raucous Brooklyn Party Meeting Rubber-Stamps Rule Changes That Judge Found Illegal
Embattled Party Chair Rodneyse Bichotte Hermelyn didn’t attend Wednesday’s chaotic meeting, where four of her allies contended with an angry crowd of opposition leaders.
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Gwynne Hogan @gwynnefitz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Brooklyn Democratic Party County Committee meeting has ended, the rules changes were passed with hundreds of proxy votes, Party Chair Rodneyse Bichotte Hermelyn was nowhere to be found. Chaos reigned. dispatch for @thecityreporter.nyc www.thecityreporter.nyc/2026/09/23/b...
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Raucous Brooklyn Party Meeting Rubber Stamps Rule Changes That Judge Found to Be Illegal
Embattled Party Chair Rodneyse Bichotte Hermelyn didn’t attend Wednesday’s chaotic meeting, where four of her allies contended with an angry crowd of opposition leaders.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jake Tapper (moderating the 2028 Dem primary debate): Final question. Do you renounce the Western Massachusetts lesbian bar? Pete Buttigieg: I renounce it. Kamala: I renounce it. AOC: I renounce it. Gavin Newsom: I will be deploying the National Guard to Greenfield on day one of my administration.
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Boo!bo @boboispost.ing · 24/09/2026
Screenshot from David Purdue’s campaign act that shows him along with the text “David Purdue, Totally Exonerated, No Wrongdoing”. Miga the lovable brown chihuahua is hastily pasted over David’s face, and the name “David Purdue” is replaced with “Miga”.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 22/09/2026
Sarah Waters can step aside, this article is the most lesbian thing I’ve ever read www.bostonglobe.com/2026/09/22/m... (non-paywalled: archive.ph/2026.09.22-1...)
bostonglobe.com
A Western Mass. lesbian bar required KN-95 masks. When it changed the rules, all hell broke loose. - The Boston Globe
Last Ditch Bar in Greenfield wanted to build community. They got a firestorm instead.
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Plastic Paddy Eyes @plasticpaddyeyes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Talk about a husband upgrade
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Casey Seiler @caseyseiler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bruce Blakeman’s ex-wife supports @governor.ny.gov. Oh, and one other thing …
timesunion.com
She remarried a Beatle. Now Blakeman’s ex wife is backing Hochul.
GOP candidate Bruce Blakeman discussed his ex-wife’s marriage to Paul McCartney as records show she donated $18,000 to Kathy Hochul.
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Plastic Paddy Eyes @plasticpaddyeyes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One of those ideas that sounds dumb at first and is actually significantly dumber the more you think about it.
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❄︎ ☃︎ @moxiest.art · 21/09/2026
remember when Biden replied to some right-wing bait question about how many genders there are with, "at least three. don't play games with me, kid." and then got elected president? that was their last winning strategy. dems: "you're a dipshit. fuck off" was your last winning strategy.
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
remember when Madison Cawthorn broke omertà and told the truth about GOP staffers and they stuck him in a crate and mailed him to Abu Dhabi
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Andrew Robbins @robbinsa.me · 21/09/2026
love this for him
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Waschesalon Grammy Campaign Manager @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lauren Boebert Strap God. I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm trying to delete it
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Tom McKay @catturd2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
FBI warns ICE agents not to trust any women willing to date them gizmodo.com/fbi-warns-ic...
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Plastic Paddy Eyes @plasticpaddyeyes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Leaning towards him being innocent (mostly due to gun part and the aftermath of the accusation hitting the news isnt following the mold of most shitty men stories), but yeah. Some comic folk are being way too glib about this. Tv and especially comics cover up sexual/racist harassment all the time
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Nihl L'Amas @nih-llamas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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The Flytrap @theflytrapmedia.com · 15/09/2026
Of course Ed Sheeran's Irish band, Beoga, quit on him after he dropped Macklemore for saying "Free Palestine"! Irish musicians are at the forefront of speaking out against the genocide of Palestine. We covered this here: www.theflytrapmedia.com/censorship-o...
theflytrapmedia.com
Censorship of Pro-Palestine Speech in the Music Industry Shows the Power of Demands for Decolonization
The liberation of Palestine is a threat to how we live today—that’s precisely why we should keep calling for it.
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Plastic Paddy Eyes @plasticpaddyeyes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🎵May I stand unshakened (Oh) Amid, amidst the crash of the world May I stand unshakened Amid, amidst the crash of the world Oh, oh, oh🎵
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I asked AT&T Stadium about the Rolling Stone report about how they objected to Macklemore coming to Arlington next month. They didn't comment, but as I've noted they're still hosting Kanye West in November: www.chron.com/culture/arti...
chron.com
AT&T Stadium, which will host Ye this fall, objected to Macklemore
The Seattle rapper was dropped from Ed Sheeran's stadium tour bill.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
there is a lot of stuff in here but the most prominent part of it is that john fetterman's chief of staff had his partner come out as nonbinary a couple years ago and now he thinks that repudiating transgender rights is critical to the success of the party
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 10/09/2026
Goddammit I’m never going to not think of this now www.tumblr.com/dungeonmaste...
Tumblr post from user dungeonmastersconsortium: dungeonmasterscons...

Saw a comment that Elizabeth Holmes looks like a mouse wished to be able to commit wire fraud and now I can't unsee it

With a still of Elizabeth Holmes from the documentary
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no great matter @itsabigail.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am Shiva, the god of death. #michaelclayton #baguettes
A drawing of Tom Wilkinson as Arthur in Michael Clayton, holding all those dang baguettes
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Doesky @doesky8.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Plastic Paddy Eyes @plasticpaddyeyes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I am not desperate for complements on my physical appearance Anyone who tells you I think about a random store clerk calling my tshirt cute 1.5 years later should be executed for how filthy of a liar they are
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AiredOnTVToday @airedontvtoday.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
On September 6, 1962, TV show 'Frontier Circus' aired episode "Incident at Pawnee Gun"
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I think a lot about how many states keep loosening oversight of homeschooling while other people get this kind of punishment for their kids just being outside
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 04/09/2026
Update on the guy who tried to get me fired last week: he can't read
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
it’s very validating that there’s no one who’s extremely pro-Israel but then otherwise a normal, kind person. it’s all guys who are disgusted by children’s hospitals.
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Ironbound @ironbound.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Man this guy sucks
Last September, when an aide told Fetterman that officials with the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia, known as CHOP, wanted to meet because they were worried about Medicaid cuts, he was dismissive.
Fetterman
Why do I have to keep having to meet with chop
Aide
Because they are worried about vaccines and Medicaid cuts.
Fetterman
Well I'm not
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I'm convinced they just want free trips to DC
Source: messages reviewed by WSJ
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