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Gap Moe Szyslak

@planetary-guide.bsky.social
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I’d love to do it and you know you’ve always had it coming

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Amy Rrose Sélavy @trentreznorlesbian.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i'm gonna be gone coming tomorrow, but i needed to put out the link before then. chip in if you can... i love you all www.gofundme.com/f/red-state-...
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Donate to Red State Trans Woman Needs Help with Rehabilitation, organized by Branwen Peppers
Hi! My name is Branwen, I'm trans and live in North Carolina. I… Branwen Peppers needs your support for Red State Trans Woman Needs Help with Rehabilitation
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spencer @spencer7-5.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
i keep saying this but the only way to make a boycott work is if it is coordinated and targeted. you can't just ambiently expect everyone to boycott every evil company indefinitely and then scream at people for not following it
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The Enigma of Amigara Walt @blackcasebook.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
NEW EPISODE! The Black Casebook returns with a suitably epic analysis of perhaps the single most influential story in Batman's history. Frank Miller and his collaborators called down the lightning to make this book; four decades later, we're still interpreting the thunder. pod.link/1618791941/e...
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Casefile #20: The Dark Knight Returns
Listen to Casefile #20: The Dark Knight Returns from The Black Casebook wherever you get your podcasts!
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Weed Richards @fender-wizard.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
If I was a superhero in the Marvel universe I would call myself The Non-Pedophile Spider-Man
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Why would someone try to make money off of being able to predict the future? Because of the prophet motive!
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Meet Lightspeed!
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
you could probably convince Sabaton that the Flying Hellfish were real and to write a song about them
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Lee Cronin’s The Mummylon @mamylon.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Season 3, 7:00 AM. ABBOTT: Boy, am I upset to see you. Just a heads down: it’s not Opposite Day. ROBBY: Fuck! I’d remembered. DANA: Coming in cold! Man cooperates with trash compactor, intact femur. ROBBY: Negative twelve hours of this… WHITTAKER: We can handle it. [everyone glares at Whittaker]
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Started reading The Black Company. I think they should Clockwork Orange Brandon Sanderson with this series
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Byronic Commando @wench.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
blurry simpsons screen cap which Barney points a gun at Homer

Barney: The Earth is NOT flat!

Homer: It's called cognitive dissonance Barney. Calm down man you will get over this. Put the Gun down. They lied to all of us.
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Over Sinners?
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
no wonder so many trans women are into this horse girl game, half of the damn horses are named Agnes!
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
new incredible Deimos F:NV art just dropped www.instagram.com/p/DV_PWmAAeEM/
Painting by Deimos Art illustrating the Courier and Boone in the aftermath of storming Caesar's tent at Fortification Hill.  Boone is holding his rifle and looking down at the dead Caesar, whose face is covered with a long red cloth.  Various Legionaries and shotgun shells are scattered on the ground.  In the background, the Courier stands in Caesar's tent with a raised kukri knife (Chance's knife).
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
okay, I'll bite. who is 'Duncan Egg' and why are you all so worked up about him
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Byronic Commando @wench.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
ghetto homer tribute
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog
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Amy Rrose Sélavy @trentreznorlesbian.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
not speaking for anyone else but i *do* think jill, bababouie and all other nyt employees should go hungry and homeless because they are to a one architects of a monstrous media machine and deserve no pity for the humanity they and their employers systematically deny to billions of people
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
imagining a scene in the Marty Supreme style Magic the Gathering movie where he invents the Aetherdrift piss foils ten years too early
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
what, you people have never seen a hickey before?
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
not only do you start to understand why stalin just shot people, at a certain point you really start to envy him the ability to do so
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
This is not a productive thought but I would like to build hell and put all these fucking freaks inside it.
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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
every single person who works for this paper should kill themselves. yes that guy included
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Lee Cronin’s The Mummylon @mamylon.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
ROBBY: We need the bed. ALHASHIMI: He came in with nine GSWs. ROBBY: Aaaaand he’s made a full recovery, and he wants to leave. ALHASHIMI: We’re liable— WHITTAKER: His bones are metal. Have any of you seen this before? ABBOTT: Yeah. But I was just a kid… it couldn’t be the man who killed my father…
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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
what the hell did I just read
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Lee Cronin’s The Mummylon @mamylon.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Pitt spoilers: I have been Activated by the villain reveal at the end of tonight’s episode
DR. ABBOTT: I made a new Google Sheet out of woven branches. That’s how we learned in Fallujah
WHITTAKER: [sighs, quietly drops the Google Sheet he was etching on the hide of a possum into the biowaste bin]
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Matt Frank will be at G-FEST! @mattzilla85.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
guy whose ideology has done nothing but lose for the last ten years, smugly: we're going to win 😏
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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
(increasingly frustrated with karaoke host) do you really not have it? no yeah it’s like OJ like the two letters. it’s OJ the Alien. it might be wise guys as two words. okay it might be like wiseguys as one word. not at all? not at all?? look up Dr. Dazzle
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
jeffrey epstein
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Would anything of value be lost to the world if we just rounded up every person named in the Epstein files (victims excluded obviously) and just Made Them Go Away Forever? Even the ones who aren't directly implicated in the sex trafficking. I think we can just write them all off
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glow moss @tolecrien.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
just whipping the shit out of JD Vance with a red hot fire iron
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Zoomer drag queen called Elle Faps
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ゆう @primalmxy.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I finished drawing this #FE3H x P5R all out attack Black Eagles Set last January and I am still so proud of it😚😚
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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Triona Tree Farrell @treecolour.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Hello, I'm Triona Farrell, an award winning colourist based out of Ireland! I work on a lot of cool stuff, with clients including DC, Marvel, Image and more.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 07/01/2026
here's this vintage jeopardy clip with ken jennings
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
the dalai lama was a GOATed CIA asset, a real five tool player. they were teaching about that guy in schools. nowadays all they got are freaks like this lady who openly beg the U.S. to bomb their country. game’s gone cloudfront-us-east-1.images.arcpublishing.com/opb/R4UR3XQO...
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
they should invent a new type of guillotine that's more painful
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
ask me about my OCs! drawn by the incomparable x.com/ink_cornrbox/
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