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Gap Moe Szyslak

@planetary-guide.bsky.social
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I’d love to do it and you know you’ve always had it coming

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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you joke but honestly the way people trip over themselves to talk about male victims and false accusations does remind me a lot of how any criticism of israel has to be sandwiches between sweaty denunciations of antisemitism lest we forget who the ’real victims’ are
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He could be using his bully pulpit to bring attention to West Bank land sales at synagogues, instead he’s throwing millions more to the cops to protect those very events.
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
his crit and blaze art animations are so cool. insanely swagged out. god I hope we get DLC for him (and the other three too)
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In comparison the modern era is less written for the trade than for the omnibus, and you can’t maintain the pace of a widescreen book over the course of a 20+ issue story arc
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The ‘widescreen’ era of comics was easily the best suited to creating good team books. 3-6 issue arcs with a focus on scale and spectacle with no real expectation of character development beyond the superficial gets you classics like JLA, the Authority, and Ultimates
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hard time seeing that come to pass without invasion and occupation though
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The problem is figuring out where to send them. Back to Germany makes some sense but you’d be importing a few million new AfD voters which seems less than ideal
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
what xmen fans don't want you to know is that literally none of them work as solo characters. they were designed as members of an ensemble cast, they all have like two personality traits at maximum, and one of them is usually a comically exaggerated ethnic accent
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/danr... apparently not lmao
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
definitely, and not being able to pass on your genes is kind of a recurring trope in the series across all the Snakes, even Venom becomes sterile due to the Wolbachia treatment
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
similarly insane line in MGS3 where the Boss mentions Snake being a survivor of the Bikini Atoll nuclear test and it's basically never mentioned again anywhere in the series
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Amy Rrose Sélavy @trentreznorlesbian.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i'm gonna be gone coming tomorrow, but i needed to put out the link before then. chip in if you can... i love you all www.gofundme.com/f/red-state-...
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
While I’d certainly join a Discord, I feel like it would be a pain in the ass for you to manage- maybe a recurring discussion post on the Patreon? I think there’s a way to open a chat room for subscribers on there too which might be easier than running a discord server
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
apocalypse has some aura but he hasn't really done shit worth talking about outside of alternate universes. mickey mouse rings. his only notable modern story was having gay sex with rictor
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Let’s bring back the revolutionary calendar
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
and a heart!
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
'died for israel award' troop soyjaks are the wave of the future
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
they took down all the comics piracy sites and now the troops have nothing to read while shaheds are raining down on them. very sad
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I knew my GOAT would be a Scott/Emma warrior
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
underrated element of what makes bluesky Like That is that all the people who migrated from tumblr to twitter when tumblr banned porn then came here after elon bought twitter, except several years of exposure to twitter made them even more annoying than they already were. in other words,
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I would agree with the exception of basically everything going on with ICE, but at least there seems to be widespread public backlash and resistance there whereas the transphobia in the UK appears to be going forward without a lot of popular resistance
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
genuinely how do you think these guys felt after kanye started walking the nazi shit back lmfao
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
white knull #2 drops tomorrow btw
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
the highest goal imaginable is getting someone to go 'sorry, I didn't know he sucked! deleting my RT now!'
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
this kind of thing is always more about policing ingroup behavior than whatever the alleged offense is. first you excommunicate someone over doing the crossword, then you use that later to attack someone else for 'platforming a transphobe' because they retweeted a guy they didn't know was cancelled
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spencer @spencer7-5.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
i keep saying this but the only way to make a boycott work is if it is coordinated and targeted. you can't just ambiently expect everyone to boycott every evil company indefinitely and then scream at people for not following it
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The Enigma of Amigara Walt @blackcasebook.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
NEW EPISODE! The Black Casebook returns with a suitably epic analysis of perhaps the single most influential story in Batman's history. Frank Miller and his collaborators called down the lightning to make this book; four decades later, we're still interpreting the thunder. pod.link/1618791941/e...
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Casefile #20: The Dark Knight Returns
Listen to Casefile #20: The Dark Knight Returns from The Black Casebook wherever you get your podcasts!
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The thesis of the comic is that Batman is bad because he's an unaccountable vigilante who beats up the mentally ill and overpolices minorities... and therefore he should quit being Batman and give all of his equipment and funding to the police. Yes, seriously.
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
one of those kids works at a hedge fund now right? honestly we should have been meaner to them and nicer to david hogg
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Even taking ideology out of the question she has the exact psychological profile of someone who would get completely rooked by the Serious NatSec People telling her that there's Simply No Other Option
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I know Chapo doesn’t really do hostile interviews but it would have been nice to see someone seriously grill him over the Blackwater stuff from a left perspective, feels like every other aspect of the guy got examined with a microscope except that
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
hearing reports that mitch mcconnell has been rushed to EmPalSuReCon for treatment. praying for his swift recovery
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Fuhgeddaboutit, Jake, it’s Little Italy
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
running to school with toast in my mouth: egads, I’m late to Epstein class!
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
kind of impossible to discuss online because of The Horrors but its actually one of the best games of the last decade
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Much like the Waynes being secretly evil, Krypton being corrupt is a stupid person’s idea of a clever story. It relies on the cheap shock value of ‘subversion’ without addressing the implications of the change (like, what does it say about Superman being an immigrant if his home culture is evil?)
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Weed Richards @fender-wizard.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
If I was a superhero in the Marvel universe I would call myself The Non-Pedophile Spider-Man
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
well yeah doing woke imperialism isn't really a good idea but his heart is in the right place
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I remember during the height of the deportations last year Hunter Biden did some interview where he said we should invade El Salvador to get all the people out of CECOT, and honestly it was the most compelling policy proposal I've seen from any democrat in years
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Wait, which part do you think he's lying about, wanting to defund or not wanting to defund?
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
has anybody found a way to walk back the shit they said during peak woke without making it seem like they were being completely cynical the whole time? even mamdani's attempts mostly rang hollow
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Oh, they thought... they thought it was an epic own... oh no...
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Why would you ever use this as your promo clip? Why would you not cut this brutally embarrassing exchange from the interview entirely? The mind boggles
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
the children yearn for the dopa-mines
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
nobody knows how to make ‘sir’ sound like an epithet more than a TSA agent
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
they should be at least as powerful as police unions if not more. teachers should have qualified immunity
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
This ‘eliminating income tax for people earning under X amount’ thing is crazy, who is pushing this stuff?
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Ideally, the traditional keybinds are all messed up, jump is bound to 'delete' for some reason, and can't be remapped, etc
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
it's incredibly easy to dismiss her cynical embrace of biden as a 'pragmatic' move if you haven't been personally touched by his crimes but for those that have it's a stain that isn't going to come off
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Gap Moe Szyslak @planetary-guide.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
It’s odd that despite being run by the Supernatural guy they didn’t go for a more procedural format, doing a ‘monster of the week’ thing but it’s a different superhero they have to investigate and brutalize every episode would have worked so much better
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