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idk man i'm just trying to train for the 2025 Water Wars

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
open your eyes cowpeople
They want us to fight each other so we don't rise up and take over the rodeo
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grifter's bone(r) @pjkatie420.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
*shuffles out of my bog to pin a picture to the town notice board and then shuffles away*
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
in America they have a 92 year old man named Willy and they won't let him stop working. t hey push him on stage and he cries and they don't care he has to sing all his songs before they let him go
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
"the cycle"
BORED
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COMPLETELY STRESSED OUT
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grifter's bone(r) @pjkatie420.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
"you shouldn't drink zero sugar energy drinks that shit shortens your lifespan!"
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grifter's bone(r) @pjkatie420.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
sugar free drinks are so good when u ain't got a bitch in ur ear telling u that aspartame is poison
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Violence is never accept-able! The point of society is to minimize the suffering of individuals!
Fine! I'll switch to institutionalized violence carried out economically!
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Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @csmfht.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
magic expert
i assumed you wanted more of a "pick a card" magic expert
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grifter's bone(r) @pjkatie420.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
it is w i m d y my dudes
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Yea
The united states is bad (map)
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Coworkers complained to HR again about my stink lines 😒
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𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘣𝘰𝘺 @trashlover69.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
excited to get horned up watching THE FLY tonight and to see naked buff jeff goldblum turn into a flesh monster @pjkatie420.bsky.social
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Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @csmfht.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
#MayThe4thBeWithYou
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Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @csmfht.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
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grifter's bone(r) @pjkatie420.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
can't believe the only thing I needed to do to fix my self esteem was get my septum re-pierced I feel sO DAMN CUTE
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
gardening season begins
r/HotPeppers • What is eating my chili plants?

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it's me. sorry
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kate wehwalt @katewagner.wehwalt.net · 14/04/2025
the smart bird feeder is now a load bearing institution for my mental health
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
accidentally bought Ocean Breeze scented wormwood from the alchemist and all of my potions for the past couple of weeks have smelled like your mom's car in the 90s
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grifter's bone(r) @pjkatie420.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
back on my bullshit again // please rate my tinder bio on a scale of smash or pass
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grifter's bone(r) @pjkatie420.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
turns out exercise can fix ur libido and I'm this close 👌 to downloading the apps again please please talk me out of it
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
To improve efficiency we are replacing due process with "Just trust me bro"
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holden m. accountable @noahs.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
me to barista: yeah I kind of think that I would have been a really good papal inquisitor. like I would be really good at coming up with questions that are hard for heretics to lie about barista: fool that you are, and wicked as well, for there is none more wayward than the heresiarch you call Pope
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Lolo @loloverruled.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
This is my 32nd piece for substack since last June! Pretty proud of this loloverruled.substack.com/p/you-cant-f...
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You Can’t Fuck the Sad Away
a thousand nights and nothing to show for it
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grifter's bone(r) @pjkatie420.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
me in the grocery store parking lot ripping a roast chicken apart with my bare hands
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grifter's bone(r) @pjkatie420.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
one day I hope to become as powerful as the dude at my gym who works out in jeans and a tshirt. no shoes. socks only. living his best life while us mortals look on in awe
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
From: enemy@gmail.com Subj: Death Threat I will put you in a deep hole -Enemy 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚠𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎: [ 𝑺𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒔 𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕! ] [ 𝑪𝒂𝒏 𝑰 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒅𝒆𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒍𝒔 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕? ] [ 𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒌𝒔 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖? ]
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will @willduh.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
the internet was a better place when it just looked like this
Screenshot of an old geocities esque website titled 'welcome to mandaworld! my name is amanda. you are now entering my world. click the floating orb to continue'
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grifter's bone(r) @pjkatie420.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
80s and 90s babies what's up
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a cartoon of a man driving a car with a dog and a girl in the back seat
ALT: a cartoon of a man driving a car with a dog and a girl in the back seat
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grifter's bone(r) @pjkatie420.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
it's okay guys they don't hate me I just haven't taken my ssris for 2 days and my brain thinks the world is ending for a different more self centered reason
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grifter's bone(r) @pjkatie420.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
half the time I think I am the most gorgeous creature in the world and the other half I want to dig my fingers into my eye sockets and peel the skin from my face so I don't have to look at it
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grifter's bone(r) @pjkatie420.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
the bed and the shower are where I do my best work (maladaptive daydreaming)
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Lolo @loloverruled.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Please check out my piece today, I know people have kicked the tires on this but I think it’s an important one loloverruled.substack.com/p/whos-next
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Who's Next
Fascism in America
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grifter's bone(r) @pjkatie420.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
civics class coming in handy as I explain to my non-Commonwealth friends what the fuck a "chief government whip" is
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
The AI's songwriting astounded Valley investors, one walking out of the room with tears in his eyes at the computer's delicate phrasing. It was only after researching its heart-rending lyrics "freak without warning" and "me so horny" that they learned it had simply been repeating 2 Live Crew
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grifter's bone(r) @pjkatie420.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
rechecked the views on my ig stories to see if they've seen them yet, I need to be taken out back and shot
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gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Ads on my seeing stone now. What exactly am I paying the wizards guild 8 shillings a month for?
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
we'll be in touch
give me an example of when you showed some initiative in difficult circumstances
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grifter's bone(r) @pjkatie420.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
got sent some real good lewds this morning excuse me while I combust
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elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of flames
ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of flames
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grifter's bone(r) @pjkatie420.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
taking the bus on Sunday to get to the gym was a miscalculation so you KNOW I need to take a million gym selfies to make it worth it
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grifter's bone(r) @pjkatie420.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
*taps sign*
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grifter's bone(r) @pjkatie420.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
When I find myself in times of trouble, Dire Straits comes to me Speaking words of wisdom, Money for nothing Chicks for free
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Lolo @loloverruled.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
GRIMES HAS DIED OF BIRD FLU
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onion person @junlper.beer · 04/03/2025
she’s going to be the first bird flu death
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKALATON WONDRING WHY ANY ONES STILL USING "DA NAZI BAR" IF THERE NOT ENJOYING ALL DA RIGHT WING BULL SHIT IN THERE, IF YOU ROOTED AROUND IN THE PORTOPOTTY EVERY DAY LOOKEN FOR TURDS AND SAID IT WAS BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO SAY THE TURDS ARE BAD, I DONT THINK ANY ONE WOULD BELIEVE YOU, AT THE END OF THE DAY IF YOU GOT SHIT UP TO YOUR ELBOW'S YA GOTTA ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE THE SMELL, ANY WAY A SKELATON IS AT SELF CHECK OUT AND THINKEN ABOUT MOVING ITEMS AROUND IN THE CORECT ORDER, EVERY LEVEL OF CAPTALISM IS ABOUT PAYING AS LITTLE OUT TO LABOR AS POSSIBLE, EVEN THO ITS MORE FUN TO SHOP WITHOUT TALKING TO ANY ONE IT WAS A SIGN THAT THE RULING CLASS WOULD RATHER PAY TWICE AS MUCH TO BUY A COMPUTER THAN TO HIRE A WORKER, ITS CLASS WARFARE AND IF YOU AINT FIGHTING THEM YOUR LOSING, ANY WAY DA TEXT SAYS "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2025, IF I WANTED TO BE YELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNIGN THEM "- DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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grifter's bone(r) @pjkatie420.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
"eww qunari look so ugly in veilguard" skill issue, couldn't be me
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