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Peter P Parker 🏴

@pizzaparker.bsky.social
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anarchism, Red Sox, Star Trek, and shitposts. He/him Mastodon: kolektiva.social/@Pizza_p_Parker I make stickers n shit: pizzaparkerstickers.noblogs.org

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Peter P Parker 🏴 @pizzaparker.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I waited until I got home. I didn't even know or care that you deactivated. I'm only responding now because I had to log back in to find something for someone. nobody thinks magic is gonna feed people, but I'm not deluded enough to think the party knows everything. fuck you and your libshit.
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Peter P Parker 🏴 @pizzaparker.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
y'all think the people who do a job day in and out require a party of "professional revolutionaries" to tell them how to do that job. you don't want to destroy capitalism, you just want to be in charge. you have a middle-manager fetish.
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Peter P Parker 🏴 @pizzaparker.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Bolshevism is an elitist sickness spawned by the middle class gaining consciousness but aborting it in favor of middle manager control of society. "Mythical pure and good working class" just skip to the part where you become a liberal and spare my time. you're talking about people not ivory
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 21/02/2025
im closing my computer but you can use this post as a complaint box
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Pride Was A Riot, Sacramento @pridewasariot.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
🧵 On “conflict” and “interference.” Conflict which spills into the streets of your neighborhood is not an “isolated scenario.” There are many factors at play, including systemic failure of services & power dynamics. When it hits the streets, it is your business, and not the police’s.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
i don't understand people like this. you can farm and hunt right now. lots of people do that. you don't need to destroy capitalism to farm or hunt
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Get arrested preventing DOGE goons from entering public buildings, get arrested going into public buildings to find out what DOGE goons are doing, get arrested on the floor during confirmation votes to protest the rubber stamping of unqualified candidates
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
i just typed in yellow jacket (local bar) to the parish (local venue) in on google, because i wanted to know how far apart those two places are, and instead google decided that was an aphorism and gave me an entirely fake definition of it i actually felt secondhand embarrassment for the computer
i'm not transcribing all of this shit, it's meaningless gibberish, you will gain nothing from reading any of this
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
by the way these are literally the exact same dumbass motherfuckers, not like them, the literal exact same fucking guys, saying government is inefficient and you should cancel it to give them all the governments money so they can provide you services instead
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 21/02/2025
Cool website if you like McDonalds: McDonalds.com
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
i feel like with thirty minutes time and a couple diet Cokes i could get him to reverse the Louisiana Purchase
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Trapped O'Brien, Please Free Me From This Prison @radobrien.myatproto.social · 21/02/2025
the USPS has been the most popular branch of the government since its inception by Ben Franklin. it has never had a negative approval rating.
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Elad Nehorai @eladn.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I feel so sick. Enough with the lies, enough with the games. They know exactly what they're doing. This is a neo-Nazi movement. Proudly so. The only reason they've kept it coded up until now was to take advantage of those who didn't want to believe it. No more looking away. Face up to what it is.
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Peter P Parker 🏴 @pizzaparker.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
folks I have so many autism points that I've spent the whole week debugging a program I wrote in one fell swoop on monday that loads and unloads cargo from trains in minecraft
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
70 year old Senator Tommy Tuberville can’t think of the word “triangle”
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Peter P Parker 🏴 @pizzaparker.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Cinedhíothú eacnamaíochta
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
THEY DIDN'T EVEN KILL HIM MAN WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 20/02/2025
Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com
In communism it is Mr beast who does the challenges while we laugh and watch
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squidward's long lost black cousin (they/themme) @djinnofthedamned.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Bird flu cases are on the rise COVID continues to cause death and debilitation Masking up is the most radical New Year's Resolution a person can make #CovidIsNotOver #MaskUp #BirdFlu #H5N1 #Covid #DisabilityJustice #COVID-19 #COVID19
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Maximillian Alvarez @maximillianalvarez.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
‘I had to move away from everything that I ever had’: Chemically exposed residents of East Palestine, OH, and Conyers, GA, have been left behind The new season of Working People @therealnews.com has officially launched. Please listen to/share these residents' stories therealnews.com/i-had-to-mov...
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‘I had to move away from everything that I ever had’: Chemically exposed residents of East Palestine, OH, and Conyers, GA, have been left behind
“I don't think it's safe. If I go into my house, I get sick… our animals get sick… These are serious issues. We're seeing serious things go on and, from where we were in the beginning to now, it's jus...
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
The replies from people with CTE who are like “stop defending trump” or whatever, I’m imagining this Logic happening in an official research capacity: “Jim, do you have last February’s lake surface temperatures? Just want to compare” “WHAT ARE YA, SOME MAGA CUNT?!?!”
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AnarchoFliss 🏴 @flissity317.itch.io · 20/02/2025
In regards to armour: thick leathers, motorbike gear, or even soft armour for things like hockey or cricket can help. A cricket box will help penises survive blunt force trauma and reduce the effect of getting kicked in the testicles. And so on. Riots involve batons more than bullets… usually
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Peter P Parker 🏴 @pizzaparker.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
We need to start thinking in terms of medieval warfare for street action. One person mentioned thick clothing instead of plates for dealing with batons which is a lot like gambesons. The peasantry that was pressed into armies couldn't afford metal armor so that's what they used - thick padding
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Ian @ianagp.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
A better world is possible. The future isn't set, we as humanity are going to have to earn that better world.
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Also I want to point out that if the left did this it would be the only thing in the news cycle for a year and people would have SWAT teams kicking down their doors Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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RiotDad @riotdad.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
“everyone you don’t like is a Nazi…” when they look like a duck, quack like a duck & round up marginalized people for camps…
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Peter P Parker 🏴 @pizzaparker.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
New cope just dropped
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Peter P Parker 🏴 @pizzaparker.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
My favorite thing to do at the office is probably reshitting the freshly cleaned toilets
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Peter P Parker 🏴 @pizzaparker.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Liberals are so pathetic
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The Universe Lover @universelover.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
The Cybertruck is so cool! Here's a diagram of where the cameras are, for educational purposes. You should get one!
An educational diagram showing the locations of the cameras on a cybertruck
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RiotDad @riotdad.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
This is why we don’t trust you liberals to stand the fuck up for us. You call yourselves allies but fund oppression. Get all the way fucked
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Pride Was A Riot, Sacramento @pridewasariot.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
🚨 Assault & Intimidation: West Hollywood #LGBNationalist “Gabe” returned this week. Earlier today, #LGBNationalist “Gabe” was at the park when Trans Activists from @transrescueaction.bsky.social arrived for their weekly “Walk & Talk” event. Footage will be shared this evening.
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Aldia (Dee) @profaneannalist.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Liberalism and republicanism have quite literally led to the end of the world
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 20/02/2025
Grim predictions of unprecedented state violence when people already been living through precedented state violence that's gone largely unreported because that violence has been targeted at Black and brown people and those fully committed to collective liberation.
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#1 Grimoire Enjoyer @wizardwagon.com · 19/02/2025
✨ #wizardwednesday ✨
wizard in a red robe and hat with the text 'born to explore the woods forced to reset passwords'
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 20/02/2025
The two states whose national guardsmen opened fire on civilians during the 2020 protests were Minnesota under Gov. Tim Walz and Kentucky under Gov. Andy Beshear, both Democrats. Kentucky National Guard soldiers killed an innocent Black business owner named David McAtee.
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No state charges will be filed against officers, National Guard members who shot David McAtee
Jefferson Commonwealth’s Attorney Tom Wine announced his office will not pursue criminal charges against any of the Louisville Metro Police officers or National Guard troops who shot at and killed
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 20/02/2025
Trump won't need the active-duty military to violently suppress widespread protests. State governors will happily call out their National Guard to suppress mass protests the same way they did in 2020. Democratic governors too.
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ShitpostBot 5000 @shitpostbot.com · 20/02/2025
A randomly generated meme
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steven monacelli @stevanzetti.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
REVEALED: we identified the operator of an overtly racist X account, "GlomarResponder," as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.
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ICE Prosecutor in Dallas Runs White Supremacist X Account
The Observer has identified the operator of “GlomarResponder,” an overtly racist social media account, as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.
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Duck (aka Syd) @theexiledduck.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
can we find the 24 year old doge employees in dc on hinge and traumatize them ?? seems like a viable plan to accomplish what idk but scarring them for life is a reasonable outcome either way
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
also shit like this is a reminder why flight attendant's unions have the power to collapse this country. they are critical first responders. nothing moves without them and when shit goes wrong they save so many lives.
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ᴀɴᴛɪᴄʜᴜᴅ ⭐️ @antichud.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
🚨Neo-nazi Robert Rundos decentralized Active Club has a group in #Lexington #Kentucky. Its white supremacist members have been training at Esporta Fitness in Lexington, KY.
Lexington Active Club telegram account. “If you want to Tribe and Train with good White men…” 

Losers. Post from Lexington Active Club about White men protecting the race… lolPhoto: Couple of white supremacist losers training at Esporta. Esportafitness.com 8592692492
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
and for the record an awful lot of Americans would side with and die defending Canada in any war between our two nations
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 19/02/2025
If illegally suppressing First Amendment-protected activity makes you feel more safe, you're the problem.
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