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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 11/05/2025
My spouse and mother of my kids just said: “Mother’s day is like The Purge”. For 24 hours I get to do whatever I want. And also you must do what I say.” Not sure how she knows about the Purge. But okay. I’ll let you know if I survive. ;)
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Mister K @cal2neb.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
It's against their morels
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WIRED @wired.com · 18/03/2025
They're called public records for a reason. Starting today, WIRED will *stop paywalling* articles that are primarily based on public records obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, becoming the first publication to partner with @freedom.press to offer this for our new coverage.
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Wired is dropping paywalls for FOIA-based reporting. Others should follow
As the administration does its best to hide public records from the public, Wired magazine is stepping up to help stem the secrecy
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Adam Bonin @adambonin.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
60 Minutes, already at war with CBS corporate over its efforts to settle Trump's bullshit lawsuit, just did a piece on the Equity Arc school musicians barred from playing with the Marine Band because of Trump's anti-DEI nonsense and paid to fly the students to DC to perform with retired Marines.
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What musicians did after an executive order on DEI led to the cancellation of U.S. Marine Band collaboration
After an executive order ending DEI initiatives, the U.S. Marine Band canceled a concert featuring young musicians of color. Veterans stepped in to mentor the aspiring musicians.
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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 07/03/2025
I wrote section 230 to protect the little guys and the upstarts like Bluesky. Repealing section 230 only helps Meta, Musk, and Donald Trump.
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 08/03/2025
Watching Leprechaun. Must know. Does Jennifer Aniston kill the Leprechaun. And who is fake @andyrichter.co
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 07/03/2025
CVS so weird yes. Since I am not a famous YouTuber I am going to give this one away for free: Film a session where you shop CVS or Walgreens and make the fanciest gourmet meal you can muster out of sad lunch meat and other random “food items”. I’m looking at you @ryantrahan.bsky.social
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 28/02/2025
I found this American flag under the picnic table in my yard. It is little, and broken. But still good. I am going to reclaim it. It is not a symbol of the right, or the left. It is my Ohana, my family, and I want it back.
A small American flag that is dirty but otherwise intact.
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 28/02/2025
Someone told me once that I am prone to “Whistling Past the Graveyard”, but I prefer to call it “Ignoring blatant problems that will definitely come back and kill me.”
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 26/02/2025
I just had my first Very Serious conversation here on Blue Sky so expect some silly BS to flush out the vibes.
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 24/02/2025
First Post! Optimus Prime from Transformers V.
Western Star Optimus Prime from Transformers V.
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Ursula le Guin, on the accusation that fantasy is an escape from reality
[“Fantasy is escapist, and that is its glory. If a soldier is imprisoned by the enemy, don’t we consider it his duty to escape? The moneylenders, the know-nothings, the authoritarians have us all in prison; if we value the freedom of the mind and soul, if we’re partisans of liberty, then it’s our plain duty to escape, and to take as many people with us as we can.”]
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Jodie 🇦🇺 @jodie.sheshed.rocks · 21/02/2025
A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit "what'll ya have?" The rabbit says "I dunno. I'm only here because of autocorrect." 🤣🤣
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
i can control my thoughts with my mind
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 15/02/2025
Still Watching? Yes | No
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 14/02/2025
i love how everyone On Here is the exact same as they are irl
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 13/02/2025
I was screen sharing in a big meeting today and the topic of Harvey Balls came up. (those are the round indicators used to visually show progress, like a pie chart) Damn did I do that google search carefully. 😆 If you are going to go search now, do it right: “Harvey Balls Status Indicator” 👍
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 13/02/2025
Breaking News: Is Every Headline a Question Now?
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
do you pronounce it gala or gala
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Electric Chimp @electricchimp.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
but what did Sam the Eagle think of Kendrick Lamar's performance
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 11/02/2025
I grew a pineapple! Just ‘sayin.
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 09/02/2025
I was looking at $8 eggs today and it hit me, it’s actually not an egg shortage, it’s a chicken shortage.
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Emily Baker-White @ebakerwhite.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
now that's how you write a headline www.nytimes.com/2025/02/05/o...
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Opinion | The World’s Richest Men Take On the World’s Poorest Children
I’ve seen U.S.A.I.D. operate around the world, and it’s not woke — it’s lifesaving.
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 05/02/2025
Take your finger off the stove. Weird stuff is triggering us every 15 minutes. Once you feel that pain, stop. You have the signal. Move to unfettered, limitless expert scheming. Find unusual solutions preserving the good that counters the bad. @mayaonstage.bsky.social Need your help! PassItOn.
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 02/02/2025
NOT a good week to watch Gladiator II for the first time. Or maybe the best week. I can’t decide.
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 01/02/2025
Gulf of Deez Nuts.
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 30/01/2025
I dare you to use “Feckless in a sentence right now. “No, you’re feckless!” Doesn’t count.
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 23/01/2025
So begins the second unlikely term of Dolores Umbridge.
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 20/12/2024
I was checking all my recurring subscriptions today and got really annoyed until I realized being alive and breathing on earth is basically a monthly subscription anyway.
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 13/12/2024
Let’s play ‘Opening Acts’. Bands that belong together. -Anthrax & The Cure -BananaRama & The Monkeys -10,000 Maniacs & Crowded House -Men Without Hats & The Seagulls You get the picture. Carry On.
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 13/12/2024
-Men Without Hats & The Seagulls Come on folks, I know you can do this.
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 05/12/2024
I am just now realizing that Frosty the Snowman is basically the exact same plot as Frozen 2.
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Surprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I just accidentally typed "Thinksgiving" instead of "Thanksgiving" in a text, and now I'm sitting here thinking that a national day of stopping and giving some actual thought to things isn't the worst idea.
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 01/12/2024
Now is the time of year where our family enjoys some of our most time-time honored traditions, such as: "Is the tree straight NOW, dammit!?!"
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 01/12/2024
"I've always wondered what your greatest fear would be. Now I've seen it. It's not that no one will hear you. It's that they'll hear you and just won't care." - Dune Prophecy S1E2 - Could be useful in combating untruthful conversations.
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 30/11/2024
I think that going on a walk and doing all that sniffing would be like infinite scrolling for a dog.
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 27/11/2024
I have successfully negotiated a “honey-did” list to document all the household repairs I have done before they were requested.
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 25/11/2024
We're in a new super-sophisticated age of the Mechanical Turk. Except there's not one in the cabinet secretly playing chess. It's all of us with our prior thoughts informing future answers. The leap from specific prediction to generalized application of that "knowledge" will be longer and costly.
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 25/11/2024
@mayaonstage.bsky.social Here's a good one “The spread of misinformation is one of the key challenges for contemporary societies" Turns out it doesn't take effort to avoid misinformation if you have been taught how to think. This is why educating kids is critical. www.psypost.org/high-fluid-i...
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High fluid intelligence boosts ability to accept corrected misinformation
Individuals with higher fluid intelligence are more likely to change their attitudes after misinformation corrections, while need for cognition—enjoying deep thinking—has little effect on openness to ...
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 24/11/2024
Every time I misspell something on a google, I immediately redo the search so it doesn’t think I’m an idiot.
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 24/11/2024
Just Testing Ignore This Holy Crap I’m Going To Go Blow Up A Reply Chain Now
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 24/11/2024
Stop talking about the difference between theory and practice. You’re not going to be the first person to step off a cliff and fall UP, so that theory of gravity does not need to be tested time after time. A real theory will hold up, otherwise it’s a hypothesis you are talking about.
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🌊DisgustedInKY🌊 @disgustedinky.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Me.
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 23/11/2024
Do you really want to start this? Let’s play ‘Opening Acts’. Bands that belong together. -Anthrax & The Cure -BananaRama & The Monkeys -10,000 Maniacs & Crowded House You get the picture. Carry On.
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 23/11/2024
Here are my top 5 animated movies with associated emotions: Wall E - Loss, Hope Madagascar I - Joy all the way through Tangled - Freedom, Redemption. Better than ‘Brave’ Fantastic Mr. Fox - Acceptance. Difference (Waves hands) Coraline - Creepy. Stays with you Everything else comes below these
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 20/11/2024
Goodnight BlueSky. Fall asleep to this: Blue Sky (Fluke-Puppy) Seems appropriate. #goodnight #bluesky youtu.be/eihO8nNY7iw?...
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Blue Sky
YouTube video by Fluke - Topic
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