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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 22/04/2025
I think it’s also Wreck-It-Ralph’s building. AmIRight?
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 27/03/2025
The 14th amendment does not simply enforce itself. Presented as a
Meme in the Game of Thrones “One does not simply…” style.
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 22/03/2025
It has been interesting to watch: people making practical effects, replaced by people making digital effects, replaced by computers making digital effects.
An old school Cylon (robot) holding up a sign that says “Replaced by CGI, please help”, a reference to the new CGI Cylons in the second generation Battlestar Galactica
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 21/03/2025
With apologies to the nut vendor, I really shouldn’t have done this, just being silly.
Elon Musk has something on his face.
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 11/03/2025
Swiss Mountain Dog Puppy at 12 weeks
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 08/03/2025
Obligatory
A hipster sitting in front of an egg-salad sandwich “machine” which has a rotating drum of egg salad clearly visible. The word “machine” is in quotes in this description as this is likely an AI generated image illustrating the folly of building such a stupid device.
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 07/03/2025
That there is the Devil’s Fork dude.
Optical illusion with either three or four bars, depending on your perception. This illusion is named The Devil’s Fork
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 04/03/2025
A comic by Doug Savage where a chicken is making conversation with another chicken by asking WTH is wrong with you.
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 28/02/2025
I found this American flag under the picnic table in my yard. It is little, and broken. But still good. I am going to reclaim it. It is not a symbol of the right, or the left. It is my Ohana, my family, and I want it back.
A small American flag that is dirty but otherwise intact.
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 28/02/2025
Acceptable Use! Alt: A school bus, with “Estacada Public School” written in Comics Sans font. Please note the bus is also the color of American Cheese, the subject of the joke thread in question.
A school bus, with “Estacada Public School” written in Comics Sans font. Please note the bus is also the color of American Cheese, the subject of the joke thread in question.
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 24/02/2025
First Post! Optimus Prime from Transformers V.
Western Star Optimus Prime from Transformers V.
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 21/02/2025
That would be like sending my least favorite child, lol! But here’s my favorite child (um, I mean bike) at the moment. It won a spot at the One Motorcycle Show. Wait a motorcycle thread on BlueSky, I was not expecting that…
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 19/02/2025
For me it’s my signed copy of Katamari Damacy from Keita Takahashi. 🙏
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 13/02/2025
Of course.
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 13/02/2025
If you liked that, you like this hilarious little book too.
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 11/02/2025
Here’s mine.
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 11/02/2025
I grew a pineapple! Just ‘sayin.
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 10/02/2025
That is exactly right aLec. After an afternoon of playing I was driving my car and thought, I can pick up those power poles, no problem! I am big enough. ;) P.S. my signed copy from Keita Takahashi
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 07/02/2025
At first I thought you said Alice Cooper. It’s pronounced “Mee-Lee-Wah-Kay”
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 07/02/2025
Huey Lewis is way ahead of you. “I wanna new drug. One that makes me feel like I feel when I’m with you” *Rummaging through basement vinyl*
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 06/02/2025
Yes! And a few years after that he’s going to be the Baywatch guy with the mustachio.
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 03/02/2025
The Riker maneuver. Riker steps over a chair to sit in it, like a totally normal, non-baller average person.
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 31/01/2025
Ya, I was stuck behind one today also. Me, every time I see CyberTruck:
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 30/01/2025
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 23/01/2025
Dude. You really need one of these I think to collapse those rows.
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 23/01/2025
Those are the only two I ever do at karaoke.
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 23/01/2025
So begins the second unlikely term of Dolores Umbridge.
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 18/12/2024
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 13/12/2024
Harness the power of Dormammu for your computing pleasure.
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 01/12/2024
It's an original 128k Mac M0001 from 1984 Yes, it's signed by the actual Woz. ;)
Original 128k Mac M0001 signed by Steve Wozniak.
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 26/11/2024
Next challenge: “plethora”
Would you say I have a plethora of piñatas?
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 26/11/2024
Mockingjay Three-Fingered Salute
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 20/11/2024
With a small donation of pennies a day, you too can prevent the inappropriate use of Comic Sans.
Comic Sans Font on a Public School Bus
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Free Guy @pixelpoop.com · 17/11/2024
First Post! Here's my electric dirt bike which I recently rebuilt. I needed to replace the voltage controller, so while apart I added a Mondrian wrap. I also re-made the seat with actual NBA basketball leather. It was accepted into the See See MC The One Show this year. 😈 #motorcycles #artbike #ev
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