Alt: a bald man is holding a ring in his hand and saying `` one million dollars ... '' Jeez AI you can do better. Here’s an addendum: That man is Dr. Evil and he is acting like One Million Dollars is a gigantically huge amount. This is meant to be funny, because it’s a trivially small amount to the man giving out the check.

Alt: Dr. Evil making quote marks in the air.

YouTube video by Saturday Night Live

ALT: a movie called the salmon mousse is being played

Alt: Final Boss level dance battle scene from the film Scott Pilgrim

As the administration does its best to hide public records from the public, Wired magazine is stepping up to help stem the secrecy

ALT: a man standing on the side of a road with the words " oh well " above him

Alt: MaGruber busts through the doors and says I’m in!

After an executive order ending DEI initiatives, the U.S. Marine Band canceled a concert featuring young musicians of color. Veterans stepped in to mentor the aspiring musicians.